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>do you like my sword sword sword my diamond sword sword

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you forgot the gigachad imanage

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>you cannot afford ‘ford ‘ford my diamond sword sword

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>even if you could could I have a patent

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>no one else can build a sword exactly in this manner manner

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>welcome to my manor manor I c-c-c-can-a can-a swing swing swing my sword sword

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>whenever I get bored bored I can swing my sword sword I can swing my sword sword

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>once I hit the floorboards but I had it restored

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>and it was expensive but it was a write off

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>swinging is my business and by that I mean swinging swords

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>please do not ignore, do you like my sword

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>that was rhetorical you know I am the oracle

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>I know you like my sword, it’s made of freaking diamonds

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>if you don’t you’re lying, but that would be fine

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>because it is awesome, and you’re probably jealous

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The stranger telleth them of a faraway kingdom, where great cities stand beside the sea and merchants travel across the land. He speaketh of old kings, forgotten wars, and strange folk dwelling beyond the mountains.

William listeneth closely, for he hath long wished to learn of such lands. Alfred asketh about their weapons and their smithcraft, while Edith wondereth about the beasts and plants of those distant places.

When eventide cometh, see family sitteth together around the board. They eat, speak, and share their thoughts. The stranger thanketh them for their kindness and telleth them:

"May thy house stand for many years. May thy folk find peace, and may thy children grow in wisdom and strength."

That night, the wind bloweth through the trees, and the stars shine above the roof. The stranger sleepeth within the house, while see family resteth beneath their own roof.

Though their house be small and their wealth be modest, they hold dear their kin, their land, and their way of life. For a home is not measured by its riches, but by those who dwell therein.



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