/soy/ - Soyjaks

i dont want to remember

>>18747302 (OP)
like she’d clamp onto them until they bursted with baby cockroaches

Whatever you get up to offsite is none of my business

i saw that posted on here i thought someone made it up to bait is that real

Asians are bugmen

>>18747329
media pending aporval

>>18747323
yep it is

>>18747329
I feel like it’s gonna be a OGD gigaquote

>>18747329
who would’ve known

I once saw a pregnant cockroach, shoved it into my vagina, and squeezed it hard until it burst, and then a swarm of little cockroaches poured out of my vagina, making me feel like a mom. I'm usually into vaginal steaming, so if I pour some of that in, stuff like cockroaches all come out. Afterward, I wipe it down with alcohol to disinfect. It's fine, anyway-my period comes every month, so all the dirty stuff gets flushed out. When you put a vaginal steamer in after touching it, it feels cool at first, then burning hot later, like slamming between ice and fire extremes, and it's so stimulating that everyone who's tried it loves it. I really want to get a tattoo on my labia wrinkles if I spread them, it's thug mode; if I clench them, it's civil service exam mode. And for labiaplasty, maybe trim the edges to make them like spicy mussel edges, then sell them off expensively to some public figure

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>>18747429
This explains why asiatics are a hopelessly submissive people

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>>18747322
it IS your business doe

>>18747578
Im in the business of making this not my business

I dont want to remember

Please take your meds