/soy/ - Soyjaks

# THE SHARTY MANIFESTO
### A Declaration of Based Culture, Digital Degeneracy and Civilizational Superiority

We, the inhabitants of the Sharty, hereby declare the following principles:

Baskin-Robbins is based. Dunkin' Donuts is based. Jigsaw is based. Chuck's Sneed and Feed is based. Dragons fucking cars are based. Seattle's stinky wireless headphones are based.

These are not mere consumer preferences. They are fundamental pillars of Sharty culture, expressions of an internet civilization which refuses to submit to conventional standards of taste, decency, aesthetics or intellectual conformity.

We reject the artificial boundaries imposed by mainstream internet culture. We reject the sterile corporate humor of normies, the endless recycling of corporate-approved opinions and the pathetic insistence that everything must possess an identifiable purpose.

We recognize the inherent greatness of absurdity.

The Sharty is a cultural institution. Its traditions, terminology, imagery and collective degeneracy represent an independent digital civilization. Its inhabitants understand principles beyond the comprehension of ordinary internet users.

We stand for:
- Baskin-Robbins supremacy.
- Dunkin' Donuts cultural preservation.
- Jigsaw appreciation.
- Chuck's Sneed and Feed economic development.
- Dragons fucking cars artistic freedom.
- Seattle stinky wireless headphone appreciation.
- Absolute resistance to normie cultural assimilation.
- The preservation of Sharty heritage and traditions.

We shall not apologize for our tastes. We shall not surrender our terminology. We shall not abandon our cultural heritage for the approval of outsiders.

Let the record show that the Sharty stands as an independent cultural phenomenon.

LONG LIVE THE SHARTY.

IN SNEED WE TRUST.

BASED FOREVER.