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Favorite ufc fighter? Mine is aaron pico

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>Which genetically superior male do you worship
Idk man

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these guys literally have no idea how to fight they use punches which do the least amount of damage possible they would lose to any natural fighter

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>>18739774

Ok, listen to goatis and try to bite these guys and watch as your jaw is detatched from your face

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>>18739774

Punches have more pounds per force than ur bite
Stop regurgitating shit u hear off tiktok you retard

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>>18739778
you have no idea what natural fighting is what are these sissies gonna do when we have machetes and knives and guns punch us?

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Nigger deleted it geg

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Keeeeeek

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>>18739785

Natural fighting is when you use guns? Get the fuck out of my thread u pussy.

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>>18739774
i beg you get out of this website you are too nucacad to be here

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>>18739796
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD YOU NEED TO USE HECKIN PUNCHERINOS AND KICKS LIKE A SISSY FAGGOT LIKE MEEEEEE

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NOOOO YOU CANT JUST SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD YOU NEED TO USE HECKIN PUNCHERINOS AND KICKS LIKE A SISSY FAGGOT LIKE MEEEEEE

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>>18739802

I'll give u a location to meet up, bring what u have

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what was that post

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>>18739756 (OP)
tai tuivasa

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>>18739807
got a two inch white clitty in my pockets

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>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD YOU NEED TO USE HECKIN PUNCHERINOS AND KICKS LIKE A GIGA CHAD LIKE MEEEEEE

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>>18739804
did he actually die post the full vid

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>>18739814
i dont browse gore sites I wouldnt know
Also i think thats a troon

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>>18739810

That is what I thought u fucking faggot
You're in my thread talking about gunplay as if you wouldn't be the first to get domed and leak out over the concrete, the internet would laugh as they listen to ur faggot death rattles

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>>18739815
so yeah a he

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>>18739818
Just for context i know its a male

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>>18739809

Tai tuivasa is a fat fuck
I hate hawaiians and new zealanders, holy shit they've ruined the heavyweight division of UFC

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Fat pieces of shit don't even torque with their punches properly, it's like that childrens game where the robots stand still and punch eachother in a squared position

Fucking boring.

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>>18739827
is derek lewis an ok answer then?

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>>18739833

No, he's another fat piece of shit who lost to hokit
Hokit is a fat mestizo beaner who should get his face lit open with a semi automatic

Fucking fat piece of shit, and a trashcan like him is somehow a canditate for heavyweight champ

What a shitty organization.

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Stop bringing heavyweights into the question, I don't like fat fucks at all

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>>18739840
leon edwards then

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>>18739774

A natural fag like you would get raped up the fucking ass while crying for the manmade rules to come save you

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>>18739843

Why are u naming the most washed up shit ufc fighters in existence?

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>>18739844
i would bite your fucking neck open and your blood would spray everywhere

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>>18739763

I'm one of said genetically superior males

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>>18739774
best bait ever

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>>18739853
Post self with timestamp

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>>18739850

>The dream you will be having after I beat you to the ground and shatter all your teeth and fuck ur mouth ur slut of a mouth while u foam everywhere during ur seizure

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Cocksucker faggot, get out of my thread now

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>>18739846
so the fighter has to be current? then what about michael venom page

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>>18739859

I'm not posting my bwc to the sharty

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fake nigger sport

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nigga got dropped right on top of the burger king logo

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>>18739869

I don't like lanky nigger fighters in the ufc
They always suck (jon jones is the only exclusion)

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>I'm not posting my bwc to the sharty

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>>18739890

Why do u wanna see a superior specimen so badly? Fuck off you fag, my dick isn't for sissies

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i could beat them up they are built for Chud Just now cock

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posting my bwc to the sharty

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>>18739898

Aaron pico could shove his entire arm up your anus and fiddle with your intestines if he so wanted to

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>>18739893
No one asked to see your bwc geg
Youre the one who claimed to be a genetically superior male, prove it

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>>18739905
they got nothing on Chud Just now they dont want to fuck with real sharty patriots

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>>18739902

Imagine how much cum he could shoot out

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>>18739910

I'm not showing you my dick… maybe if you begged enough i'd have a change of mind… just this once.

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>>18739920
NO ONE ASKED TO SEE YOUR DICK

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>>18739926

You're yearning for it…

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>>18739932
Yep reported for trolling.

Enjoy your vacation.

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>>18739935

See how you dont know what to say anymore? You're a fag. Cock is a delicacy to you

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>>18739879
I heard khabib is the goat or something

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In roman times I would be the soldier who'd come to fuck u into tears after a long day of raping malnourished peasants at the coliseum.

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>>18739967

Khabib is a caucusus monkey and he fights like shit
He would've got raped by usmans bbc

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>>18739953
That was irony
And why are you so fixated on penises literally no one is bringing them up but you

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>>18739977

You said you wanted to see my cock? Why are u asking to see the superior specimens most prized possession? Are u sure it's all that u want? or perhaps more?

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Fag.

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>>18739985
Nigger you couldve proved that without posting your cock
Once again, no one asked to see it

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>>18739998

Stop asking for my dick, i'm not gonna show it to you when this is ur attitude

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cock off, the better cock wins

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i check back and now you faggots are trying to see eath others dicks loooool i thought you were tough guys

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>>18740007
Why are you baiting me

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>>18739973
I also heard nate diaz has like a high fight iq

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>>18740020

You said you want to my proof as a superior specimen? So you want to see my dick…
Does it satisfy you to know a man with such a large genitalia is speaking to you right now? Perhaps u want to look at the imprint of it? the jeans holding such a monster?

You're a fag

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IAS

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>You said you want to my proof as a superior specimen? So you want to see my dick…
>Does it satisfy you to know a man with such a large genitalia is speaking to you right now? Perhaps u want to look at the imprint of it? the jeans holding such a monster?
>
>You're a fag

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>>18740019

Tough guys? What are u talking about you fucking pussy.
Men rape other men to demonstrate their dominance, I would happily rape the shit out of another man, but that doesn't make me gay

Because whoever gets raped is gay.

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See this nigger once again discussing sodomizing other males
Literally obsessed with penises and gay sex

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>>18740091

Lmao, you're a bitch who's afraid of rape? You're one to talk, trying to talk about what's natural and what isn't.
Little vagina having cunt, get the fuck out here before I punt you off a cliff

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>>18740113
>vagina
Holy schizo ur mentally insane

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>>18740123

Ur cock is so small it looks like a clit
You rub it all day long, wanting a bvll to service.
Cum spurts out of ur clitty like a volcano leaking its embers, cum more and keep cumming

it's what fags like u do best

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>>18740148
The only faggot here is you

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>>18740164

A fag projecting the fact he's a fag
I wouldn't even need to force you, you probably already wear drag

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>A fag projecting the fact he's a fag
>I wouldn't even need to force you, you probably already wear drag

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gay mma dr seuss

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>a whole thread to discussing cocks
fighttroons are insane

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how did we get from the ufc to talking about cocks
anyway my favorite fighter is carlos prates probably

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>>18740263

Aaron pico victim

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>>18740277
meds pico got slept by a spinning elbow

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>>18740292

Would kill lerone murphy in a rematch, carlos prates also has been ko'd before. Does that automatically mean he loses to everyone? no

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if aaron pico wanted to, he could easily rape the entirety of the ufc with his wrestling

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>>18740309
prates was tkoed by a random juice head in an unregulated bout that literally means nothing
pico got slept cold in his first ufc fight against a real competitor

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>>18740356

I mean carlos prates is shit then and aaron pico would beat him

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If aaron pico wanted to, he could learn basic bjj and immediately become unbeatable in the ufc

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>>18740375
this is starting to become bait but how would he beat him when prates is two weight divisions heavier then pico

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>>18740410

Carlos prates is too lanky, aaron pico would outgrapple him at lightweight

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>>18740433
i dont think pico would be smart enough to use his grappling in a game plan against a striker, he would want to stand against prates
also there is no way prates would even be able to cut down to lightweight so its kinda irrelevant



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