>Just another F* private equity thread<reddit space>Enshitification of everything. I've had a 48-72 bottle subscription without interruption SINCE 2013.<reddit space>It's been mostly not fufilled in the last ~2 years. Right now it's been months sin

Email
Subject
Comment
Verification	Please type the name of the object/variant:
File
Embed
Voice
Poll
Password	(For file deletion.)

ITT WE MINE GEMS FROM R/SOYLENT Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:42:45 №18729337 [Quote]

>Just another F* private equity thread
<reddit space
>Enshitification of everything. I've had a 48-72 bottle subscription without interruption SINCE 2013.
<reddit space
>It's been mostly not fufilled in the last ~2 years. Right now it's been months since I got abox.
<reddit space
>I'm probably going to switch to Plenty. I think Huel is disgusting, the argument about minimizing my plastic use/production is valid, and I'm at a different point in my life. When I started, I was a surgery resident and soylent kept me healthy/going during those years and early hospital years. Needed those bottles in my coat. It kept me off chick-fil-a and doritos and hospital bowls.
<reddit space
>But ya. Just sucks. I realllllly liked this product. I have lived with it for years, I'm in excellent health, awesome labs, killing it in HRV/etc. Soylent was a fundamental pillar of ease without sacrifice for me.

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:45:06 №18729364 [Quote]

File: 1791771068084s.png 📥︎ (3.28 MB, 1500x2047) ImgOps

Nuswas dont engage on gemmy treads
GEG!

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:45:23 №18729367 [Quote]

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (159.47 KB, 805x764) ImgOps

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:45:42 №18729370 [Quote]

>>18729364
bump

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:46:14 №18729377 [Quote]

>>18729364
Thread*
Ononononono frog gods are we esl?

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:47:08 №18729385 [Quote]

File: soyak-crying-bouncing.gif 📥︎ (295.37 KB, 738x1300) ImgOps

> so i know theres a million posts asking about supply issues and restocking.
<'ddit
ive been becoming increasingly worried and now am very concerned bc i have a lot of weird and specific health issues and allergies that mean i am fairly reliant on soylent ready made specifically in order to get nutrients i need to survive. i can manage with as little as one every couple days, but between doctor recommendations and personal experience, i do best with one a day. (this is in addition to various easy to digest foods, but the combination of nutrients and ingredients i dont react to and liquid meal replacement narrows down my options significantly to basically just soylent.)
<preddit space
unfortunately i am officially out. so i am desperate.
<troonit space
out of said desperation. is there anyone with some magic suggestion or anything at all? i know its a long shot but truly i am so desperate and do not want to have to go on tube feeds, which has been brought up as a possibility if i decline more.
^Flood detected. Post discarded.

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:47:15 №18729386 [Quote]

File: 1787846205900k.mp4 📥︎ (1.06 MB, 640x640) ImgOps

>>18729367
>i usually wear women's small

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:51:14 №18729436 [Quote]

File: cucking level tremendous.webp 📥︎ (11.95 KB, 255x255) ImgOps

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (389.24 KB, 753x512) ImgOps

>I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my died would consist entirely of flavourless, beige smoothie containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:51:51 №18729442 [Quote]

doctossss mpa

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:53:01 №18729459 [Quote]

Geg I remember they would permaban people for posting that one soylent bottle opener robot

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:53:52 №18729466 [Quote]

>>18729436
Geg

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:55:29 №18729474 [Quote]

What soy does to a nigga

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:56:15 №18729485 [Quote]

File: Clipboard.jpg 📥︎ (136.33 KB, 1206x1273) ImgOps

nu tan

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:56:50 №18729496 [Quote]

File: a new level of retardation.png 📥︎ (535.59 KB, 1024x1024) ImgOps

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (23.3 KB, 711x223) ImgOps

>Nah, nutrition science has evolved. What is not intellectual now is needlessly murdering animals and eating their bodies when it isn’t necessary.
Holy shit this sub is full to the brim of irl soyjaks

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 15:57:29 №18729510 [Quote]

>>18729496
Its r/soylent what did you expect

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:01:10 №18729560 [Quote]

File: oymydoctos.jpg 📥︎ (24.82 KB, 554x554) ImgOps

>>18729496
>retarded community is full of retards
>OOOOOY IRL SOYJAKS O ALGO

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:01:55 №18729569 [Quote]

File: Clipboard.png 📥︎ (2.52 MB, 1206x1926) ImgOps

File: 6329.jpg.png 📥︎ (46.08 KB, 805x900) ImgOps

>$0.29 each. Discontinued sale. Best day ever.

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:03:02 №18729592 [Quote]

File: reddit angry.gif 📥︎ (1.42 MB, 1000x1000) ImgOps

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (13.06 KB, 725x152) ImgOps

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (264.54 KB, 750x809) ImgOps

>Is this real?
<reddit space
>Soylent, we need to have a sit down discussion on who you've turned to to >come up with this ad campaign… and who provided the green light.

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:07:07 №18729648 [Quote]

File: Clipboard.jpg 📥︎ (120.52 KB, 1206x945) ImgOps

File: destiny.jpg 📥︎ (70.42 KB, 959x959) ImgOps

>

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:15:07 №18729754 [Quote]

File: reddit alicia.png 📥︎ (63 KB, 592x788) ImgOps

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (605.9 KB, 744x810) ImgOps

>Scrolling through FB while sipping my first ever Soylent and seeing a post referencing That One Movie. …you all know the one.

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:16:14 №18729765 [Quote]

>>18729754
GEG millennialism is a disease

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:22:07 №18729829 [Quote]

>>18729648
I just imagined an army of soyjaks protesting
>WE WANT SOYLENT
in the capitol ehile climbing it like spiders geg

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:22:27 №18729834 [Quote]

>>18729829
While*

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:22:56 №18729841 [Quote]

File: slopjak edit 'aped resolu….mp4 📥︎ (664.02 KB, 360x360) ImgOps

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (748.21 KB, 752x785) ImgOps

>We might need to introduce trigger warnings in this sub ;)
>TW: muggle food

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:23:13 №18729844 [Quote]

File: Soy_Boy_Mask.png 📥︎ (349.4 KB, 598x711) ImgOps

>>18729765
most gay and miserable gen oat

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:23:56 №18729853 [Quote]

File: autism annoucement.png 📥︎ (323.08 KB, 546x252) ImgOps

>>18729829
>I just imagined an army of soyjaks protesting
>>WE WANT SOYLENT
>in the capitol ehile climbing it like spiders geg

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:27:31 №18729895 [Quote]

>>18729436
geg how fucking mindraped do you have to be to think like this

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:29:20 №18729916 [Quote]

File: smug reddit.png 📥︎ (45.08 KB, 730x1252) ImgOps

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (28.78 KB, 738x183) ImgOps

>
Wstecz
Przejdź do soylent
r/soylent
•
9 lat temu
u/Ace_of_Clubs
All of my coworkers laughed at me for have a ton of soylent. Stuck in the Houston Hurricane.. Now look how is laughing.

I got back to Houston from a 2 week backpacking trip the night before all of this craziness started going down. By the time I had a chance to get food, the grocery stores were all emptied. Luckily, I had at least 2 weeks worth of soylent left.. original flavor too. Just wanted to Thank you guys for getting me into it and possibly saving my life.

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:29:50 №18729924 [Quote]

>>18729916
arrowfail award

Chud 10/30/26 (Fri) 16:33:29 №18729976 [Quote]

File: ClipboardImage.png 📥︎ (2.91 MB, 1468x1468) ImgOps