/soy/ - Soyjaks

I once saw a pregnant cockroach, shoved it into my vagina, and squeezed it hard until it burst, and then a swarm of little cockroaches poured out of my vagina, making me feel like a mom. I'm usually into vaginal steaming, so if I pour some of that in, stuff like cockroaches all come out. Afterward, I wipe it down with alcohol to disinfect. It's fine, anyway—my period comes every month, so all the dirty stuff gets flushed out. When you put a vaginal steamer in after touching it, it feels cool at first, then burning hot later, like slamming between ice and fire extremes, and it's so stimulating that everyone who's tried it loves it. I really want to get a tattoo on my labia wrinkles—if I spread them, it's thug mode; if I clench them, it's civil service exam mode. And for labiaplasty, maybe trim the edges to make them like spicy mussel edges, then sell them off expensively to some public figure.