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THE REFRESH PLAN:
1. Ban ALL users (Janny or not), so i can start the great REFRESH without STUPID idiots whining.
This can help me do changes without enduring retards saying JSID… and NUSOIADMIN…..
2. Remake janny applications, now jannies will NEED to be and not be via these legislations of application:
If you want to be a janny, you must NOT be:
- A furtard nigger from E621
- A gooner, you MUST be a nofapper
- A pedophile, groomer, zoophile, pooner, tranny.
You need to atleast have to be:
- Not retarded
- Not stupid
- Be worthful and wholesome, stop leaking clitty
Janny applications will then follow onto training, where try-outs will approve/ban examples of rulebreaking MPA, rulebreaking, zoophillia, pedophilia, or just general posts that are rulebreaking, after that they can become a janny.
3. SPLIT THE BOORU.
- Who cares about the booru at this point? It's a shitfilled mess filled with gooners, retards posting MAP content, and other brimstone. SPLIT OFF and watch every boorucuck seethe and cope as they've been limited off the soysphere, it is a harsh betrayal, but it's one needed to be done.
4. Split NAS
NAS will now be placed to a board called /nas/, however, this is non furfag and troon shitters like frog NAS and gigachads.
5. Deletion of /qa/
Admit it. The board has been nothing but brimstone. Delete it.
6. Undo the salt bullshittery
As like, we NEED to desaltify this place.
7. Immigrants
Immigrants are the worst thing about a website.
Give them a quiz and after the simple quiz link them to the wiki and after they read the wiki, make them read the rules, and then give a proper summary of all the boards.
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delete the site, that will save it
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Admin, if you are seeing this, please listen to what im saying, this WILL help.
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>>18706934You would think that's the case.
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selfbum
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nvm my plan is retarded. sage
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>>18707056gate, this plan has some flaws, but it WILL make joons not stupid gooners
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>>18707092I should've just kept NAS only to /qa/
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>>18707096what if everybaldi could see /j/ but only jannies could post on it, instead of being the super sekrit klub like it currently is
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>>18707118That could let me (the admin) in this plan which janny to fire.
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>>18707132The formal one is me, im OP here.
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only good thing would be deleting the 'booru. Nafaggot retards that self insert as fucking soyjaks of all things
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>>18707174Remaking janny applications can make moderation better as jannies will need to be more better.
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Note for 1. It's so i can implement the changes before unbanning most of the people on the site.
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script that closes the tab if 'cord is open anywhere on the pc
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>>18707219Are you trying to be serious here?
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dont do dis
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>>18707245I know more than you know.
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>>18707256whats the best type of poop
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>>18707174Yeah, they can pretty stingy sometimes. Sometimes it's best to leave things forgotten
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Unfathomable hunkpill
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>>18707419hunk WABAG, even if he's fat,he has some facts.
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>ban ALL users
quote in the flesh
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>>18707628It's to implement the changes without whining. And then i unban them, i know more than the faggot.
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Wants to rule an empty site award
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Booru split is retarded, just perform the same plan on the booru, the 'ru is where the OC creators archive their works
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If you think you are going to find a completely normal person that is willing to moderate an imageboard in 2026 for free. You might be delusional. It’s a position almost exclusively for obsessed spergs and autists.
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who's gonna use your site if you ban everyone retard?
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gemmy plan but i dont like everyone getting banned because like how will old users be able to us the site
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why dont we just buy /qa/ from 4cuck
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Up
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PLEASE READ I PUT A LOT OF TIME INTO THIS POST
This is futile. It's a harsh pill to swallow but the fact is true that this site is irredeemably fucked. Even if we did all of this, what of the normies appropriating our culture? Not to mention this would kill the PPH (I don't even really care about PPH anyways but nobody wants to be on a site with 2PPH).
The only solution is, as a lot of people have been saying, shutting it the fuck down. This site has been running essentially non-stop for over six years straight now with no time to stop and think to ourselves "Where are we headed? Where do we want to go?". If we keep this site going for more years, potentially into the 2030s, we run the very real risk of someone getting the site taken down and the admins arrested (hate speech or what have you, you know how fucked the laws are) or the very real possibility of soy culture withering away. Soy culture is the very backbone of the sharty and we are seeing first-hand the effects of what happens when soy culture withers away and starts dying. Keeping this old site running for more and more years will not help it. What will help it, is either this site getting taken offline for good and a new official successor appearing, a successor with a different janny/site doctrine and admins, or one of our many splinters rising up to take the position. Doing this will help to refresh soy culture, with new subcultures and new 'jaks created. On our current trajectory, we wont last a few more years.
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>>18708503Hello, welcome to soyjak dot st new user. Please enjoy your stay and remember to keep it kosher!
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SNCA