/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>18706720 (OP)
There were once 4 muscular Serbian men who raped a homosexual named Salt to death END.

nigger jumped off my fence and i shoot him, he died

Once upon a time there were a village. They enjoyed drawing and showing each other drawings of bald men with glasses

>>18706741
aww I love that one! is soot the chief of the village too?

>>18706741
They lived peacefully, however one year everything changed.
An evil king has decided that bald men with glasses aren't funny. Everyone who drew or showed them would be bitten by evil yellow hounds

>>18706777
They tried resisting this tyranny, whoever quickly realised that they can't do anything with it. Some decided to abandon their drawings alltogether.
Yet one brave young man, who worked tirelessly in mines, always covered in dust, hence named "Soot" loved those silly drawings so much he decided to preserve them at any cost

>>18706808
He gathered the village to raid the king's liar. At night they covered king's castle in those drawings, mocking yellow dogs, king, and his servants. Finally they felt alive and free once again.

>>18706828
The king was furious. He gathered his hounds and went to village, destroying it to the base. Residents ran as fast as they could from wrath and cruelty of that king. After some time those who remained gathered in the forest. Soot was among them. They started blaming him for destruction of their home, he admitted his fault, however promised that he will lead them out of darkness towards light.

>>18706857
At first they were sceptical, afraid that his idea would again bring them to demise. However, his eloquence convinced them to follow his lead. Once again he lead them through the forest. It was becoming darker and darker, The forest was getting thicker and thicker, again they started panicking and blaiming Soot for leading them here, where they would die. Losing hope to convince them to follow his less, he teared his chest open and took out his heart. It glowed brighter than the full moon.

One fwinglepaggle a big flunkydoodle macklmongo prided itself to a level of chingleniggle the likes only pwingleflangs ever saw.

>>18706901
Shocked, they followed him, while he was lighting the way with his heart. Soon they would get out of the forest, and find a beatiful valley, where sun shined and flowers were blooming. As soon as they reached it Soot has fallend dead. His people built a new town in this valley and have buried him in its center. From that time we remember his heroic deed and thank him for the place we now all live.

The end.

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