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I almost had sex with my older sister when I was about 16 or 17.
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1. Go to poolsclosed . net
2. Click a link
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
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I lost my virginity on my 19th birthday a few days ago.
To the same girl I promised it to when I was 14.
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how old was she?
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>>18702394Did the girl keep her virginity until then
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bump
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i kept $100 i found on the ground
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I raped Steven
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I porked a fat chick. GG.
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I goon to Dave from oneyplays
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>>18702362Nigga wtf how does that even happen
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I was raped yesterday
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When I was 12 my mom came out of the shower naked cause she said she forgot her towel and I got hard when I saw her
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>>18702674Same but 'ooned
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>>18702357 (OP)I used to purposefully piss on the walls and the floors of my school bathrooms because I thought it was funny. One day I picked up a kid's vape that he had left on the cistern and I pissed on the mouthpiece and then put it back in its place
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i EPId my cousin
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>>18702674This actually happened a few times now that I think of it
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I live in A########## N###-### #######
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>>18702674>>18702705do you guys have incest fetishes now
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>>18702717The memory of seeing her naked still gets me hard but I wouldn't want to fuck her or anything that sounds gross
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one time I went into a strip club, I saw a prostitute, I raped her, murdered her, and then did it again with her dead body, then tortured and mutilated her corpse, then cannibalized on her remains and feasted on them
am I the asshole?
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shit in the autistic kid with down syndrome's backpack
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I gooned to jaiden twerk porn.
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>>18702734Mumma's edgy boy
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>>18702754I don't have a mom
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i posted this on a thread like 2 months ago, but i'll reuse it again and add more details.
i was in english class and i went to go get a computer to write my essay. upon opening up the computer, i saw the previous user didn't sign out of their account. i checked who it was and it was some foid from the grade below me. i'm not sure why, but i was very pissed off at the time and decided to cause some mayhem. i went into her docs to find her most recent paper that she's working on. i deleted all of her work on it and added some babble about sucking cock (i also messaged her friend "watching xxx" to a response of what she's doing, but that isn't as important). the next day we had english class they had a whole discussion about who deleted the essay, and if course no one admitted to it. we were banned from using computers for the entire time they were searching for who did it; they eventually gave up and let us have it back.
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I gooned to saltmii, hitler x stalin, and jaiden animations rule 34 fart fetish scat inflation bibisi vore porn
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>>18702780go back to reddit nigga
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>>18702716when we were 5-6 years old we used to wash together in a bathtub. when we was in a bathtub i told her about sucking/licking a neck i saw on a 'tube. we wanted to try it. we did that. it was ticklish. then her dad entered. she said that we were doing absolutely nothing, but he didnt seem to even care about it. he just left.
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I do not have a radiation suit I am very upset about that
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Im just gonna repost this story from my friends high school.
In the early 2010s on a bus trip to Ottawa this kid named Hoodie Sedvafa apparently shit in the bus toilet at the back but the story eventually changed to that he shit his pants on the bus. During all of this on the same bus ride a teacher calls him Poopy Sedvafa and everyone in his class started calling him that nickname. he eventually transferred schools.
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>>18702812sorry forgot to add muh heckin funny meme arrows
>i was in english class and i went to go get a computer to write my essay. >upon opening up the computer, i saw the previous user didn't sign out of their account. >i checked who it was and it was some foid from the grade below me. >i'm not sure why, but i was very pissed off at the time and decided to cause some mayhem. >i went into her docs to find her most recent paper that she's working on. >i deleted all of her work on it and added some babble about sucking cock (i also messaged her friend "watching xxx" to a response of what she's doing, but that isn't as important). >the next day we had english class they had a whole discussion about who deleted the essay, and if course no one admitted to it. >we were banned from using computers for the entire time they were searching for who did it; they eventually gave up and let us have it back. β18702859[Quote]
>>18702790i used to jerk off to jaiden animations porn when i was 13
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Obviously people in public where radiation suits that's it's something about convenience you have a convenient radiation suit, and therefore your organs are protected from the radiation.
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>>18702780when i was in highschool i would go on school laptops that still had signed-in accounts and would draw swastikas abd BBCs on people's powerpoint slides
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Jaiden animations something happened to her mentally or physically that or she's doing a drug binge I have no idea
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I ran over a dog
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That person Jaiden animations does not make videos for months
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i just had the biggest climax in my life i can still feel it 20 minutes later
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>>18702898I donβt quite get those animators who tell snca stories about themselvesβafter all, at some point, the stories run out.
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>>18702898she is getting railed by bwc
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I had sex with jaiden animations
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>>18702674Cumskins I-β¦ not like this
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>>18702951She's living another life as some other person
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I'm a trust fund band.
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RAPE JAIDEN ANIMATIONS
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fred is gone he decided to start doing drugs maybe
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>>18702839I wouldn't really call that epi
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Media appending approval that's funny
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>>18703013i think this counts because
I told her about it. Also I told her about what sex is when we played with PAW patrol toys
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I admit it, I've been loved before. I'm a disgusting fucking fakecel
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Fred might have realized he has to talk to people, in the streets subsequently he starts doing things like people in the streets.
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murdered, raped and killed 300 hikers in the woods after getting kicked out of my house for not getting a job
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>>18702867I did this except I actually downloaded bbc porn on some girl's computer
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https://youtu.be/gLoXpOxwKwY?is=La0bgqJUD1GZGmk9Here's an example of Fred in another realm, hugging mr. obama
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>>18703062No idea if she ever saw it kek. She probably did though cause I made it so it should be the first thing she sees when she re logs in
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my wallpaper is jaiden animations porn
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https://youtu.be/C_wP0fS0Ohk?is=XNSqhRRrI9VKMxpRThis guy in the video the lunch man, I agree with some of the concepts of yeah there's architecture and stuff like that there's retrofitting of stuff like that but the consistent amount of advertisements, I don't know what to make of this, I mean some of it is repetitive content, it's there I understand it's there but he has this narrative that continues without elaborating on the facts a deduction.
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I'm not sure who made the different music tastes That's funny though
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Honestly I don't understand that I mean yeah some of it's true some of it makes sound, but some of it simply people that build the song and they don't have the whole album.
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i accidentally fucked my cousin while i was drunk