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>I'm late to work, I gotta get there fast
>or else the science team will kick my ass
>This job's real shit I got to set myself free
>Get to the chamber in my HEV suit
>But something up there goes extremely wrong Xen aliens invade and now it's up to me.
>The sci' team fucked up, this is a nightmare
>And now there are zombies everywhere
>I'm just a worker, this isn't fair
>Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, stuck in a half-life
>With my shotgun i’ll make things right
>Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, stuck in a zombie fight
>I will not die tonight
>After a while military show up
>I use a tripmine and I blow them up
>But they are everywhere I think this is the end
>The government sends all these sexy agents To kill me, aliens and military
>I gotta go to xen and kill the Nihilanth
>The sci' team fucked up, this is a nightmare
>And now there are zombies everywhere
>I'm just a worker, this isn't fair
>Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, stuck in a half-life
>With my shotgun i’ll make things right
>Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, stuck in a zombie fight
>I will not die tonight
>Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh, stuck in a half-life
>With my shotgun i’ll make things right
>Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, stuck in a zombie fight
>I will not die tonight
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He doesn't speak in the game doe
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>>18695738he can here because he just does ok
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>>18695738even doe he canonically does hence the rebel lines if you command them
>Whatever you say, Dr. Freeman>Good idea, Dr. Freeman>Anything you say, Doc â„–18695773[Quote]
>>18695756thats telepathy from over-exposure to xen crystals though
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>>18695773snopes: the local pedophile told me
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>>18695781My local pedo got shot by some hobo with a shotgun
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>>18695810blud died like satoru gojo 💀💀🔥🔥
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