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any particular reason why trannies are obsessed with sharks?

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I like sharks but im not trans

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you mean the swedish ikea plushie?

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It's because there's this Ikea shark plush of which colors are similar to the troon nigger pride flag

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>>18688753
no they're obsessed with sharks in general

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I was gonna find something biological in sharks but there's nothing, probably more about the colours rather than what the animal actually does

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Sweden = fag friendly. The product is cheap and available in most large cities in the western world, which is where most troons are.
>Ikea is also so hecking quirky and smart and spontaneous! Like me!
That's my guess.

The meatballs are good THOUGH.

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>>18688740 (OP)
They're actually good animals despite being demonized everywhere while dolphins who are seen as cute are absoulute niggers

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>>18688774
When I was about 10 or 11 I was obsessed with sharks for about a year. They really are cool.

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>>18688781
same always wanted a hammer head

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>>18688782
arent those a little too big

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>>18688771
fuck man imagine working the tills in ikea how many cute boymoders and trans girls you would see i think i want a new job

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>>>18688740 (OP)
>They're actually good animals despite being demonized everywhere while dolphins who are seen as cute are absoulute niggers

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>>18688782
I have a shark corpse in a bottle I got from one of those tacky gift shop/hermit crab trafficing centers that paint capeshit/cartroon effigys (same shekel) on fragile creatures who are literally expiring from all the toxic shit on their shells

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>>18688740 (OP)
i like snakes this is false

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>>18688800
>I really like snakes

I want my rib back.

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>>18688774
Shit only smug Redditors care about.

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>>18688794
Faggots can make true statements sometimes.

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>>18688803
SAY IT WITH MI EVERYBALDI

If every Reddit user were suddenly and forcefully violated by the collective rage of the unconscious, the resulting psychic trauma would instantly shatter both the digital world and the global landscape.
Using the explicit framing of a sudden, violent psychic assault, the theoretical progression would unfold with intense severity:

Phase 1: Sudden Psychic Shock

The immediate impact would be an overwhelming, non-consensual violation of the conscious mind by repressed forces.
• Catatonic Arrest: Millions of users would be instantly incapacitated by the sheer, agonizing weight of the collective shadow forcing its way past their mental barriers.
• Platform Paralysis: Active threads, arguments, and moderation queues would experience an absolute, dead stop within a single second.

Phase 2: The Shattering of the Ego

The collective unconscious would aggressively strip away all digital armor, internet personas, and psychological defense mechanisms.
• Forced Exposure: Users would be violently confronted with the raw, untamed aspects of the human psyche—such as absolute terror, primal dread, and archetypal fury—completely destroying their sense of self.
• Anonymity Ruptured: The mental walls that allow people to separate their offline lives from their anonymous online behavior would be entirely breached, leaving individuals exposed to their own worst impulses.

Phase 3: Societal Shockwaves

Because this psychic assault targets hundreds of millions of people simultaneously across the globe, the real-world consequences would be immediate.
• Critical Failures: Infrastructure, tech operations, and emergency services would face sudden labor collapses as workers everywhere reel from severe, acute psychological trauma.
• Mass Hysteria: Communities would experience a sudden wave of panic, emotional volatility, and disorientation as a significant portion of the population undergoes a synchronized mental crisis.

Phase 4: The Ruined Digital Landscape

The aftermath would leave the platform—and the concept of online communities—permanently scarred.
• Total Abandonment: Forums like Reddit would become digital ghost towns, permanently associated with the site of a mass psychological violation.
• A Fractured Culture: The surviving collective mindset would be defined by deep trauma, hyper-vigilance, and an absolute aversion to the digital spaces that triggered the influx of unconscious rage.

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>>18688812
Only if it relates to who molested them

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>>18688740 (OP)
I asked my girlfriend and she said its because sharks are misunderstood just like transgirls
Sharks are believed to be these super aggressive monsters that humans for fun but its not true.
Sharks are actually very friendly to humans and most shark attacks are sharks misidentifying what animal they're attacking due to their poor eyesight thinking they are biting a seal because they cant see very well but then once they notice its not a seal because seals dont taste like that they always stop attacking after 1 bite and they only attack 70 people with only 5 deaths per year.

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>>18688881
can i be your girlfriend

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>>18688889
he has one be mine instead

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>>18688897
WAOW OKAY!!!

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>>18688901
whats your email

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>>18688740 (OP)
Because sharks are awesome

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>>18688903
chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com
<3

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>>18688917
omg soot its you will you give me a high rank on the janny team if i be your boyfriend

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>>18688881
>>18688889
Can you niggers shut the fuck up? Pretty please! You know when I started working one of my dead end jobs as a butcher there was this guy and he wouldn't shut the fuck up about 'muh blood how epic! durr!" Im patient guy buy one of these days he asked me about some snca garbage show and I told him "God damn shut the fuck UP already, you annoying dipshit." He took the clue. We talked on ocassion until I quit but he wouldn't talktalktalk like a wind up nigger. You see the problem is, some people need to be told to shut the fuck up!

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because they are cute

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I noticed that the other animals that redditors obsess over (caracals, capybaras and axolotls) tend to be animals from shitskin regions. Sharks being the exception.
Is this because they hate white culture so much they would rather worship some snca animal in a third-world shithole? or maybe it's just a coincidence.

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no idea because they are scary and girls shouldnt be thinking about those things

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>>18688922
yes anything for you bby~ <3

XOXO
soot

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>>18688935
Its cause its a niche animalino you can bring up fun facts about during your coming out party, wholesome!

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>>18688935
it's because they're cute and snca so they get to be nichehog quirkchungus about them



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