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THE DRAWIST MANIFESTO
Fuggen rules:
1. A drawist is a male
2. A drawist shall have sex with a naturally-blonde woman with blue eyes and have 9 blood children with them, ideally before the drawist reaches the age of 30 shall the 9th child be born.
3. A drawist shall seek peace on earth, and must not kill. The exception to this is the death penalty to those who break the law.
4. A drawist must actively seek out how to make life easier for others in society, such as creating inventions and innovations to make tasks easier, the invention of the car is a splendid example of this, or a robot that sorts packages at wearhouse, or a giant machine drill that drills iron.
5. A drawist must not partake in the arts.
6. A drawist does not partake in music.
7. A drawist does not partake in tabletop or video games.
8. A drawist pees standing up unless they are also simultaneously taking a shit.
9. A drawist is not angry unless there is a good reason.
10. A drawist will always seek questions at work instead of assuming things if they are not certain.
11. A drawist shall NOT partake in psychoactives or body altering substances, including but not limited to (caffeine, benadryl, cannabis/weed, theobormine, HRT, oxycontin, monster energy drinks, alcohol). The only and ONLY permitted psychoactive exception to this absolute drug ban is psilocybin found in specifically homegrown psilocybe cubensis mushrooms (if there were government approved psilocybin cubensis farms that would also be okay) under the following conditions: (No more than the average of the equivalent amount of psilocybin and its related tryptamines found naturally in 5 grams of golden teacher psilocybin mushrooms, more potent cubensis mushrooms such as tidal wave or enigma must not exceed the equivalent dose of the 5 gram golden teacher limit. A drawist must wait at least 700 hours before partaking in psilocybin again under the 5 gram golden teacher limit and must be at least 11 years of age.
12. A drawist does not drink soda
13. A drawist will eat the parts of chicken bones that are easy to chew off as they provide nutrition
14. A drawist will spend his money on McDonald’s if they have excess and feel tempted to buy frivolous things
15. A drawist will not explore outside of the USA
16. A drawist will not speak languages outside of Englih