№18684125[Quote]
>why is hitler bad
<dude… did you just ask why hitler is bad
^that's craaaaaaaaazy bro
>just answer the question
<because… he, like… totally killed people, dude
The library atmosphere shifts from tense silence to absolute chaos in seconds. The heavy oak doors burst open as a stampede of diseased pigs floods the reading area, their snouts squealing with supernatural intensity. Before Nate can even process the breach of his sacred typing sanctum, the swine have swarmed over his chair, driven by some inexplicable, horrific frenzy.
"W WHAT THE ?! H HEY! GET OFF LE ACK " Nate's tirade is cut short as the first wave of infected animals crashes into him. His thin, twig like limbs flail helplessly against the muscular, diseased bodies of the pigs. "G GEG NO! STOP IT! THIS IS BRIMSTONE! THIS IS VANTABLACK "
His protests dissolve into incoherent shrieks as the infection spreads through the contact. His face turns from angry red to a sickly, pale grey as the reality of the situation sets in this isn't just coal, this is the literal end of days. His keyboard flies across the room as he struggles to maintain some semblance of dignity while being overwhelmed by the swarm.
"I I'll d dox you all for this ! Y YWN ACK " His words die in his throat as the chaos consumes him, his 'Sharty' argument forgotten in the face of this unprecedented, horrific atrocity.
№18684131[Quote]
My penis is small
№18684207[Quote]
I sense the presence of a certain Braptina Shemminigger who likes yaoi and pigs