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After a heist at a very big bank in Vice City, the escape crew comes to get Lucia and Jason out with helicopters. They get in, but in the air, a police helicopter shoots Lucia. She gets a big machine-gun hole in her torso and falls directly into the city's main electric power line. Extremely high voltage burns and cooks her right on the power line, she gets barbecued and charred, literally cooking from the inside as her fat melts. She gets roasted, she stays on the electric line cooking on it like a steak for 45 minutes, then she falls to the road from that height, and her cooked, already-burnt dead body gets crushed violently, torn apart, and flattened by cars fleeing in panic. Her cooked parts and her fat gets smeared along the road, creating an oily and sticky texture (This will be a long and brutal mission failed cutscene punishing the player for being dumb.)

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Ig bro

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snca

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SECA

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Nigga whats dat

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im choosing the kill lucia ending

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>>18683525
we ALL choosing that ending for bbq lucia

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Yeah bro but lucia wouldnt be barbequed instead she would be charred u retard>
>18683535

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imagine her screaming in pain as she gets roasted alive

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Meds

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>>18683676
Bro she wouldnt have time for that

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>>18683700
Idiot she would she would be getting roasted in flames

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>>18683785
Its rhe entire cities power grid. She would NOT have any time to scream. She would get charred and deeply roasted instantly. Dont u know any electricity?

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>lucia
BWC treatment NOW

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>>18683377 (OP)
niggers forget about the meatgrinder

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Can’t wait to goon to that

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>>18683377 (OP)
>> Her cooked parts and her fat gets smeared along the road, creating an oily and sticky texture
Why does it create sticky oily texture on road

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>>18683947
To lucia getting roasted like a pig on power grid and getting flattened on road?

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>>18683967
Because Latinas consume dump trucks worth of sneed oil from tacos

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>>18683975
I mean im actually asking

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>>18683892
you could've done something like the meatgrinder mission in gta v and still somehow make her get fried

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>>18683986
Because fat is oil

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>>18683997
Like she gets torned apart into a meat sludge in grinder and then they make a burger out of her flesh and fat? Great idea

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>After a heist at a very big bank in Vice City, the escape crew comes to get Lucia and Jason out with helicopters. They get in, but in the air, a police helicopter shoots Lucia. She gets a big machine-gun hole in her torso and falls directly into the city's main electric power line. Extremely high voltage burns and cooks her right on the power line, she gets barbecued and charred, literally cooking from the inside as her fat melts. She gets roasted, she stays on the electric line cooking on it like a steak for 45 minutes, then she falls to the road from that height, and her cooked, already-burnt dead body gets crushed violently, torn apart, and flattened by cars fleeing in panic. Her cooked parts and her fat gets smeared along the road, creating an oily and sticky texture (This will be a long and brutal mission failed cutscene punishing the player for being dumb.)

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>>18684006
Great writing

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>>>18684006
>Great writing

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>>18684053
Its not great bru max mid

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>>18684006
Kinda shit mcdonalds would serve

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>>18684109
Accelerate to your nearest mcdonalds NOW



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