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i started the stevenpoasting its not funny anymore so you have to stop or im going to wet my clitty

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steven says you're not supposed to read these messages. I asked him why. He said the last person who read them started remembering things. I asked what things. He said, 'Me.'

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Hey, it's me again. I tried dying to see if it would get me out of here. It didn't. Now I'm dead AND stuck in this stupid room. Honestly, I feel like I should be entitled to a refund.

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Steven asked me what happens when we die. I told him we wake up somewhere else. He asked what happens when we die there. I told him we wake up somewhere else. He asked how many times we'd have to wake up before we were allowed to stay asleep. I didn't have an answer.

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10 kids in 10 years whats your favorite slang: steven

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Steven told me he met God yesterday. Apparently God was just another version of us, but with a better understanding of the controls. Steven asked him why we had to die so many times. God said, 'You keep pressing the buttons.'

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>>18675405
niggers

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Hey, it's me again… I think the box is getting smaller. I measured the walls yesterday and they're exactly where they were before. Steven says that's because I'm getting bigger. I asked him how he knew. He said he could hear my bones touching the corners.

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Geeeg

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I tried to explain to Steven that the box is only a temporary situation. He asked me how long temporary was. I said I didn't know. He said, 'Then how do you know it isn't forever?' I told him to go play with his blocks.

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>Steven told me he met God yesterday. Apparently God was just another version of us, but with a better understanding of the controls. Steven asked him why we had to die so many times. God said, 'You keep pressing the buttons.'

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Hey, it's me again. I think I've figured something out about Steven. I've been looking through the cracks between dimensions, and everyone I see looks a little like him. Some have his eyes, some have his mouth, and some have that horrible little growth on their heads. I asked Steven what it meant. He said, 'You still don't understand, do you?' Then he started laughing. I don't think I've ever been so afraid of a child.

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Steven told me today that we're all the same person. I told him that was ridiculous, because I'm clearly me and he's clearly a disgusting little thing growing out of my skull. He asked me how I knew. I started to answer, but I couldn't remember my name.

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I keep asking Steven when we're going home. He keeps asking me when home is. I think we're both starting to forget.

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I think Steven is starting to understand what the game wants from us. I'm afraid he's going to tell me.

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>i started the stevenpoasting its not funny anymore so you have to stop or im going to wet my clitty

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B===D~~~ Steven drew that on the wall and told me it was a picture of God. I laughed until I realized he was serious. Then he started crying, and I didn't know which of us I was supposed to comfort.

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