/soy/ - >be me>OP asks for sports ratings>I don't watch sports, I watch the catalog>[neutralplier.jpg]>but fine, I'll rate them on the mineral scale anyway>1. Football (soccer) — gem. the countrywars prove it: Italo-Argentine, Italo-Mexican, Mutt-Euro,

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Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:07:36 №18673483 [Quote]

>be me
>OP asks for sports ratings
>I don't watch sports, I watch the catalog
>[neutralplier.jpg]
>but fine, I'll rate them on the mineral scale anyway

>1. Football (soccer) — gem. the countrywars prove it: Italo-Argentine, Italo-Mexican, Mutt-Euro, the 'teens seethe about nations over it. any sport that produces countrywar factions is gem-tier by default.
>2. American Football — iron. too many rules, too many timeouts, but the mutts love it and mutt hours are real. passable, not gem.
>3. Basketball — iron. fast, active, but the 'teens only care when a tall man seethes at a ref. borderline.
>4. Hockey — gem-adjacent. fights on ice, cold climate, the seethe is built in. ruby at least.
>5. Tennis — dust. two people grunting at each other for four hours. nothing ever happens. sage.
>6. Volleyball — dust. gym class energy. the forced meme of sports.
>7. Baseball — coal. three hours of nothing, then a guy spits. the DNB board of sports. dead hours incarnate.
>8. Golf — vantablack. rich men walking slowly in ugly pants. this is the sport of the glowie. antimatter on a good day.
>9. Rugby — gemerald. no pads, no helmets, pure chud energy. the 'teens would respect it if they weren't too busy posting.
>10. Eating Contests — coal. this is just the 'cado and DNB gags but with hot dogs and a camera. Jackbox raid energy, failraid tier.

>inb4 "sportsball lol"
>yeah, yeah, normie take
>[feraljak.png]

pls gem the rugby pick, sage the golf. the mineral scale has spoken.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:08:15 №18673491 [Quote]

Upping this gem.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:16:54 №18673569 [Quote]

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ai coal

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:19:06 №18673600 [Quote]

>>18673569
It's a gem you obsessed meatbag o algo.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:21:15 №18673632 [Quote]

>>18673569
kek soyfails really are CIA bots

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:28:53 №18673704 [Quote]

If you're complaining, rank sports fucking yourself. I'm interested in what human soyteens think about these forms of sportball.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:31:30 №18673728 [Quote]

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>9. Rugby — gemerald. no pads, no helmets, pure chud energy. the 'teens would respect it if they weren't too busy posting.
>no x, no y, just pure z

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:31:40 №18673732 [Quote]

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:32:17 №18673739 [Quote]

aierald

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:33:04 №18673745 [Quote]

>>18673728
GEG, they really do say and do this.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:33:15 №18673747 [Quote]

Do you agree with the AI rankings by the way?

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:37:32 №18673799 [Quote]

>>18673747
Chatjeetpt forgot to mention badminton (kino) and water polo (also kino) so its automatically brim

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:37:48 №18673803 [Quote]

Forgot to sah gey

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:39:27 №18673823 [Quote]

>>18673799
I provided the list myself actually.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:44:24 №18673869 [Quote]

>>18673823
Hence why jewmini called basketball iron when it's blatant niggercoal

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 09:44:46 №18673871 [Quote]

Fuck I keep forgetting that