/soy/ - Soyjaks

>be me
>need a roommate in Brooklyn
>must be fun and active, no hipsters
>[smugjak.png]
>writing the ad in 'speak so the normies filter themselves out

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ROOMMATE WANTED — BROOKLYN — IMAGEBOARD-ADJACENT ONLY

>be you: 'teen, fun, active, browses imageboards
>be me: same, but with a lease
>2br, Bushwick-adjacent, rent split, no 'cordies, no 'ru posters, NO HIPSTERS (I mean it, if you own a fixed-gear bike or a vinyl crate, keep walking)

what I want:

>IAS roommate. you browse imageboards, you know what a GET is, you don't say "soyjak" out loud with a hard J
>fun and active — gymmaxxing, walks, raids, whatever, just don't be a DNB board of a person
>no hipsters. if your personality is a thrift store and a cold brew, coal. hard pass
>clean-ish. dust is a rating, not your room
>pays rent on time. seethe at the landlord, not me

what you get:

>a 'teen who won't snitch on your browser history
>shared seethe sessions about the jannies
>a roommate who says "o algo" in real life and means it
>Brooklyn, walkable, near a train that actually runs

DM me your favorite variant. if you say "two soyjaks pointing," it's dust, don't bother. if you say A24, we're already friends.

>no glowie applications
>[chudjak.png]
>bump this ad, sage the hipsters

pls gem it, the rent is real and the timeline is short.