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Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:47:36 №18671904 [Quote]

What if you wake up and you're at the pearly gates and you are just confirmed in divine grace under the judgment of God? What is the first thing you're going to do in heaven?

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:48:09 №18671912 [Quote]

I'm going to rape the SISA angels

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:48:15 №18671915 [Quote]

dappon up my homie hitler

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:48:34 №18671920 [Quote]

dap up every prophet

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:48:40 №18671922 [Quote]

kms

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:49:22 №18671933 [Quote]

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Fuck off to hell where they got white people and goth gfs

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:49:40 №18671940 [Quote]

>>18671912
Angels don't have gender though. They are pure spiritual beings, pure supernatural intelligence.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:50:05 №18671946 [Quote]

>>18671940
I don't care

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:50:36 №18671952 [Quote]

>>18671940
i will carve out a pussy

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:55:31 №18672029 [Quote]

>>18671946
>>18671952
I myself said many notorious things, but how would you deal with that if God presents that when he judges you? Because every thought you think, every word you spoke, and potentially have written will be under judgment in the eyes of God.
>>18671933
Not every black man and woman is in heaven, and also most of the blacks there are probably saints or reasonable black people.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:55:59 №18672038 [Quote]

>>18672029
im not xtian

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:56:41 №18672046 [Quote]

Probably nothing since I have the equivalent of a Congolese mud hut up there while everyone else (mostly dnbs I shit you not) has their own universe in terms of happiness, joy, etc.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:57:04 №18672053 [Quote]

Wheres sidson

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 06:59:32 №18672081 [Quote]

Idk I guess meet up with Saint Peter unless the queue is long

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 07:00:18 №18672090 [Quote]

>>18672029
I think he would understand wanting to fuck an angel

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 07:24:08 №18672395 [Quote]

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>>18672029
Imagine if you got to heaven and it was actually just all niggers and they turned it into detroit lmao. Extremely likely scenario knowing yaldabaoth.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 07:31:13 №18672477 [Quote]

thank jesus

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 07:31:28 №18672481 [Quote]

Be cool.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 07:32:12 №18672490 [Quote]

i would thank god for the world he created

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 07:32:49 №18672495 [Quote]

I don't think I can get in cause I'm not circumcized

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 07:41:02 №18672567 [Quote]

>>18672495
Geg.

Chud 10/27/26 (Tue) 07:45:30 №18672618 [Quote]

Christian heaven would be full of niggers and spics

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