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>>18670053 (OP)
just have the nitrogen cycle start on your skin and have a fish tank on your dermis n stuff iz not that hard

>>18670077
marge

>>18670083
look it up tard use google and dont be such a tard you tard. freaking science man

>>18670091
i dont want to do that i just want a cologne that smells like a meth lab o algo

>>18670098
just cook phenylethylamine. its basically amphetamine without the a-methyl, and if you didnt know that, my pharmacology culture is not your costumer LARPER

Ahh, got you 😂 You want that harsh, chemical, ammonia-heavy, sketchy meth-lab smell as a personal scent — not necessarily actual ammonia.

You probably want something described as acrid, medicinal, solvent-like, metallic, or industrial. Ordinary colognes tend to smell too polished; fragrance effects and unusual niche perfumes are a better direction.

I'd avoid actual ammonia or industrial solvents as wearable sprays. You can get the general vibe without risking chemical burns or inhaling dangerous fumes.

## Scents worth checking out

Smells Like WD-40

1. MSCHF Smells Like WD-40 / Eau de Industrie

The closest match to the industrial-chemical idea: inspired by the smell of WD-40, but made as a fragrance.

nss magazine

Try searching for: “MSCHF Eau de Industrie perfume”

Industrial Sabotage Alkemia Perfumes ماء كولونيا - a fragrance للرجال

2. Industrial Sabotage

Metallic steel, burnt rubber and gunpowder notes. More like a dirty industrial workshop than ammonia, but definitely unconventional.

Silloria

Try searching for: “Alkemia Industrial Sabotage”

Odeur 53 von Comme des Garçons - online bestellen bei ludwigbeck.de

3. Odeur 53

An experimental, abstract scent with unusual metallic and synthetic associations. Less disgusting, more strange and artificial.

Fragrantica Club

Try searching for: “Comme des Garçons Odeur 53”

## My recommendation

Start with MSCHF's WD-40-inspired fragrance if you want that chemical workshop vibe. None of these is guaranteed to smell exactly like a meth lab, and none is literal ammonia.

One thing that would help me narrow it down: which smell do you want most?

- A. Sharp ammonia / cat pee
- B. Acetone, nail polish remover and chemical fumes
- C. Burnt plastic, rubber and industrial chemicals
- D. Rotten, foul and genuinely disgusting

Pick a letter and I'll look for a closer match.

>>18670115
e.

>>18670111
it is doe

legitimately drench your clothes in diesel exhaust and hang them outside for a couple of days

piss yourself

>>18670119
marge

>>18670121
what part of my sentence are you talking about. me confused

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