/soy/ - Soyjaks

What if we genetically reinvented the man eating yellow jumanji pods and tossed trannies and furries into its habitat while watching from a giant glass dome above the greenhouse as it dragged them heels first into its mouth with their giant moving vines and attempted to swallow them whole as they screamed and clawed uselessly against the ground as it dragged them into their big plant mouth and swallowed them shut with a snap, creating a quick swift bulge in its big plant stem as it swallowed them alive down into its underground plant stomach and then like a minute later a smaller bulge goes back up its stem to its mouth and it belched out their shoes and clothes with a sizzling splatter as I watched while having doggy style sex with two blonde blue eyed white women while waving a machete with one hand as a sign of my victory over this world?