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Christianity is a humilation ritual for the Christians.

>Y-you don't need anything good in this life, goyim. You'll get your doggy treat after death, hehe. You'll own nothing and be happy.

If that doesn't sound familiar to you, then you're a low IQ retard.
>Don't resist evil people, let us fuck your wife and you in the ass. You'll get a doggy treat after death!
>Spre-I mean give the other cheek, goyim. Be a good boy
>B-but at least I will meet my dead loved ones and my stinky dog/cat in the aftergoyim!11
No you won't. The idea of meeting your loved ones in Heaven is pure Christian made-up capeshit nowhere found in the actual Bible. When you die and go to Heaven, you will be forced to clown before Yahweh and Jesus, sing for them for eternity and make and pray on your knees like a cuck slut you were during your life

Any hormonally healthy man taking this idiotic crap seriously is a mental cuckold. Very often a literal cuck as well. Christianity has to be greatest PSYOP ever created. Look how many "men" defend this crap unironically.

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gemmy 'pasta

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who is behind this brim

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>>18663094
one sametoilet baiter hide and ignore

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>>18663062 (OP)
What is this shitty b- Wait who turned on that speaker? Huh? My left leg is kicking to the right… and my arms are automatically doing a swan-lake-style dance… SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! My body doesn't belong to me anymore… it's just DRIFTING… drifting… drifting endlessly… to the pounding bass like an electric fish??? HELP… Wait… wait… this song sounds… CATCHY… somehow… HELLO??? WHAT AM I DOING?! … Why did my hand spontaneously grab a feather duster to use as a walking stick and start dancing Charlie Chaplin like this??? NOOOOOOO… my whole body's muscles are protesting… they're all convulsing in sync with the alien sound waves… WHAT'S GOING ON??? Who possessed me like this… this song was sent by some dark force to destroy my self-esteem, right??? HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!! I'm about to transform into a broken spring-loaded doll dancing backward in time to prehistoric times!!! Turn… turn off that music for me… OH MY GOD IT'S ON THE CHORUS AGAIN!!! Pull, pull, pull, pull… help… I'm so tired… but I have to keep pulling… WHAT'S GOING ON??!!

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>>18663127
No arrow

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>>18663261
I CAN'T STOP DANCING PLEASE HELP!!!



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