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Did I even cook this shit right. Cold water and dry

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20 minute mpa

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Most retarded nigger award

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looks like you didn't cook it right, what brand of ramen you cooking?

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Wheres the avatarfag with a nugget fetish

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did you set the kettle to 200 degrees? or just set the temp very low for convenience.

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If you're cooking maruchan instant ramen you need to 2 cups of water then add the ramen, cook 3 minutes, put in the seasoning and take off the heat and stir for a minute, then you can enjoy the instant slop

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>>18653234
also on my stove i use the highest setting

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whats even the point of eating this slop when theres not a single micronutrient to be seen? why not have some eggs instead?

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>>18653230
No I used bottled water cuz I didn't wanna wake up my dad

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Nigga, get some buldak ramen, boil it for 5 minutes, drain all but 5-10mL of water, and add some cooper sharp cheese (or whatever if you cant find that) and mix it in for 30s-1min.

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blud just grab a bowl, put noodlea in it. Go boil some water, come back, out boil water in noodles, wait 3/5 mins. Put seaseaing and mix
And walla your starvation chinkbslop Is done

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>>18652991 (OP)
>Oh my science! Is that JAPANESE FOOD?!?! You only have to add like 40 ingredients and increase prep time to 55 minutes to make it so fricking healthy! Don't forget to put 2 raw eggs in it when it cools down a bit for sugoi umami!

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>>18653344
True this shit is ass idk why I even bothered

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>>18653344
I thought asians added hard boiled eggs to their shits

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>>18653370
I'm making fun of weebs. Over the years I've probably seen countless retards on 4chan attempt to justify heavily doctoring this instant stuff as a legitimate use of your time. You can just tell their time is utterly valueless and they're actually retarded. Put some water in a bowl, throw the seasoning packet in, drop the noodles in, throw it in the microwave for 5 or 6 minutes. Put some pepper or hotsauce on it, maybe some green onion before or after you microwave it if you have some on hand. Vegetables? Frozen peas/diced carrots. Done. Spending any more time on glorified Asian potato chips is braindead.



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