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this girl in my 2nd grade class named Alyssa EPId me into having yellow fever fuck you you dumb whore you ruined my life

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>alicia

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>>18651678
I said Alyssa you dyslexic retard

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i have not kissed a single girl nor have i ever had a gf (i did have a crush in like 1st grade but obviously that went nowhere)

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>>18651700
I've had crushes on multiple girls but they've never reciprocated my feelings
The only girl who has supposedly had a crush on me was this disgusting fat bitch with acne who later became a pooner named "Andrew"

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>>18651697
yeah but its pronounced the name way as alicia

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Weird ass nigga

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>>18651707
i also forgot to mention that some ugly bitch who no one liked had a crush on me but anytime she tried to talk to me i just pretended to have autism so she stopped

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but the only crush IVE ever had was in first grade like i said

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>>18651709
I've always pronunced them differently, Alyssa as "uh-lis-uh" and Alicia as "uh-leesh-uh", but maybe its different in different parts of the world
>>18651721
fortunately this fat pooner never approached me directly most of the time and I'd just keep away from her

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>>18651752
luckily for me she stopped trying to talk to me within like a week but she would try to sit with me at lunch and shit it was horrific

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marge

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>>18651829
I'm just blogposting about my gay life there's not much more context to it

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i have a crush rn

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>>18651839
my life is pretty boring its just me interacting with actual goy cattle all day, coming home, hopping on the computer for like 2 hours, and going to bed cause i get bored

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>>18651857
honestly that's not too different from my current life except i have a 50/50 chance of interacting with anyone at work that day
i need more discipline and drive

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>>18651864
my bedroom is literally just my desk, closet, and a mattress (which sounds depressing but in reality that's all you need to live)

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soyteens live sad little lives

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>>18651916
my life (while mediocre) is actually pretty decent imo
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i have money, clothes i like, a computer, and friends

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>>18651930
i have some money and some nice things but my social life is basically dead, i don't really hang out with anyone at work or after work (i used to, but i just kind of stopped), most of my team is in a different office in the country and i don't have much need to speak to them, if i'm not talking with my mom i'm talking somewhere online



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