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>Goofé Dean. Dean. Well, let’s see, we have on the bags, Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third…
<That’s what I want to find out.
>I say Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know’s on third.
<Are you the manager?
>Yes.
<You gonna be the coach too?
>Yes.
<And you don’t know the fellows’ names?
>Well I should.
<Well then who’s on first?
>Yes.
<I mean the fellow’s name.
>Who.
<The guy on first.
>Who.
<The first baseman.
>Who.
<The guy playing…
>Who is on first!
<I’m asking YOU who’s on first.
>That’s the man’s name.
<That’s who’s name?
>Yes.
<Well go ahead and tell me.
>That’s it.
<That’s who?
>Yes.
[PAUSE]
<Look, you gotta first baseman?
>Certainly.
<Who’s playing first?
>That’s right.
<When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
>Every dollar of it.
<All I’m trying to find out is the fellow’s name on first base.
>Who.
<The guy that gets…
>That’s it.
<Who gets the money…
>He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
<Who’s wife?
>Yes.
[PAUSE]
>What’s wrong with that?
<Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
>Who.
<The guy.
>Who.
<How does he sign…
>That’s how he signs it.
<Who?
>Yes.
[PAUSE]
<All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base.
>No. What is on second base.
<I’m not asking you who’s on second.
>Who’s on first.
<One base at a time!
>Well, don’t change the players around.
<I’m not changing nobody!
>Take it easy, buddy.
<I’m only asking you, who’s the guy on first base?
>That’s right.
<Ok.
>All right.
[PAUSE]
<What’s the guy’s name on first base?
>No. What is on second.
<I’m not asking you who’s on second.
>Who’s on first.
<I don’t know.
>He’s on third, we’re not talking about him.
<Now how did I get on third base?
>Why you mentioned his name.
<If I mentioned the third baseman’s name, who did I say is playing third?
>No. Who’s playing first.
<What’s on base?
>What’s on second.
<I don’t know.
>He’s on third.
<There I go, back on third again!
[PAUSE]
<Would you just stay on third base and don’t go off it.
>All right, what do you want to know?
<Now who’s playing third base?
>Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
<What am I putting on third.
>No. What is on second.
<You don’t want who on second?
>Who is on first.
<I don’t know.
><Third base!