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>managed to normalfag my way into a relationship
>find myself wanting to browse the sharty when i'm with her

'teens, how do I reconcile this? do I introduce her to the sharty? i've already soft launched with the meximutt ai memes

 â„–18640796[Quote]

Dude i'm not even kidding i remember when i first discovered this site years ago i started spending more time with it than with my girlfriend, i think part of the reason we broke up is because i subconsciously didn't want her to bother me while using the site

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>>18640796
Failsexhaver kys

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Break up with her and keep using it

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>Dude i'm not even kidding i remember when i first discovered this site years ago i started spending more time with it than with my girlfriend, i think part of the reason we broke up is because i subconsciously didn't want her to bother me while using the site
I can be ur new gf :>

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>>18640748 (OP)
>>18640796
Holy shit kill yourselves

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>you are the one eye ker

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show her the 'ki first

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Rape her and dump her body in a river

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>>18641104
Why do you think this is an incel site

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>do I introduce her to the sharty?
What a horrible idea bro

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>>18641122
Because the majority here are incels

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the girl i liked saw me scrolling this site and called it discord
>dont do it

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>>18641122
he is from incels.is

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>>18641138
True, and mfs here think its bait when someone says it

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>>18641157
I don't think there's anything wrong with being an incel but you have to understand this isn't some incel shitposting site, just because you make this your home doesn't mean everyone has to play by your rules
>xkcd the door comic

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>>18640748 (OP)
How tall are you and how good looking is your face? If both those answers are average or slightly below average I'd get the fuck out of there before the bitch drains you of your life and does the satanic shit women do. Watch your back dude.

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>>18640748 (OP)
You're gonna have to use your sharpest knife on her neck now

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I kind of want to help you man but I'm not sure what would i do. Just dont fucking show her the sharty dude. Like seriously don't even think about it. If you're retarded enough to not know why then feel free to ask me, but believe me, dont.

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>>18641191
This guy is secretly gay btw

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>>>18640748 (You) (OP)
>How tall are you and how good looking is your face? If both those answers are average or slightly below average I'd get the fuck out of there before the bitch drains you of your life and does the satanic shit women do. Watch your back dude.

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>>18640748 (OP)
>uses the sharty
>has a girlfriend

yeah nigga stop larping nigga gtfo nigga

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>>18641213
pro gamer tip: if someone sees you on the sharty just say it's a forum completely unrelated to 4chan or soyjaks, don't let them get any looks

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>>18640748 (OP)
show her the hobby boards first like /mtv/

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KYS FAKECEL FAGGOT DATING A TRANNY

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>>18641253
Thanks for attaching the picture, I forgot it. I look like it and say that.

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>>18641273
>FAKECEL
you don't have to be an incel to use this site btw

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>>18641262
i told my brother its 4chan with less porn and he laughed

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>>18641290
you do retard check rules

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>>18641262
Just don't be a retard and don't use the forum on public, it's not that hard.

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>>18640796
>leaving your girlfriend to post on the soyboy woahjacque website

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how long have you been with her

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>>18641300
What the fuck?

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>>18641308
i have Sharty fixation syndrome

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I murdered all of my exes ISIS style and then swapped their faces cartel style so I could safely post on Crystal.cafe

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>>18641331
Huh? I just checked it's fucking real GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>18641332
God damn bro.

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>>18641331
holy shit not even lying what a dumb rule change

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>>18641331
looks like I'll still be able to post on this site

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why was my fucking emailfield that am i retarded

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>>18640748 (OP)
My girlfriend doesnt care that i browse the sharty albeit she starts crying whenever she sees gore when she peeks to my screen GEG

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>>18641443
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEg post proof

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>>18641465
Like how do you want me to show her gore or something and record her crying

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>>18641475
>yes chud make your girlfriend cry and force her to see mutilation and graphic violence for the sharty

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>>18641475
No, proof that you browse the sharty

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>>18641443
How didn't she leave you after that bro, crazy

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