/soy/ - Soyjaks

Snopes

north korea owns you btw

>>18628505
Im not doxing myself theres a low enough amount of defectors that you could find me if i give infos

Why are you a pussy traitor to your homeland

>>18628516
Economy reasons i was starving all the time and felt like i was gonna die the next day every day

>>18628510
No

>>18628526
Wtf

How and when did you discover this site

>>18628524
Why didn't you join the party then and get involved

Fuck you cobson poster. It literally has 'p embedded and it represents the thinking of pedophiles very well. They think that because cobson stole a 4chan get, they can groom children

>>18628547
I discover on 2026 when i was exploring what internet was like then found video about 4chan hack and i thought party looked fun

>>18628560
You think i will ever support them

>>18628578
Whats p

You finally realize your dreams. You have a nationalist pride, and a train ticket to Pyongyang. Your overjoyed heart overflowed at that time. Then when you drive along Chong'jin, suddenly the radio is playing. "Let's restore the memories when Kim Il-Sung proposed Songbun, "SONGUN!" (military first). Then one of your favorite propaganda songs is played at 6:00 AM. Then you hear their angel's voice. Kim Jong-un. And after that the song 'Where Are You, Dear General?' played on the radio. While driving, you do not realize your tears suddenly fall, you get carried away emotionally while listening to the song.


Because the song reminds you of your previous inspiration story. You then remember, when you screamed, and yelled at the sight of their MV, when Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un hand-picked sixteen Korean women for the Moranbong Band, North Koreas' first major girl band, when you were jealous because your friend got to sing the hymn Onwards Toward the Final Victory, when you saluted your Kim family poster as you daydreamed , when you laugh at Korea's victory over South Korea, when you cry as you commemorate Kim Jong-il's death and sees very wounded Korean soldiers abandoned by American scum, when you are singing their song and your friends laugh very loudly because you are singing with the lyrics too loudly, when you want to learn their dance choreography, when you imagine going to their fanmeeting and saluting them, when North Korean music becomes an inspiration for your chauvinism, when you smile in pride because of the photos of Kim Jong-un and comrades, when you get excited when they get the award and they shout "Long Live Kim Jong-un", when you cry because you do not have enough money to buy concert tickets to the Spring is Coming concert on November 1-3, 2018, when you wish you and a high-Songbun person marry.


You remember all those crazy and beautiful memories. And what makes you cry even more is the moment .. You see that they finally have,


Patriotism


Socialism


Freedom


Good folk music


Congregations of Kim Jong Un and officials on TV


You cry and cry when you remember Kim Jong-un, in his annual speech, say "Let Us Break Through Head-on All the Barriers to Our Advance, and The more we bolster up our own strength and create valuable wealth on the strength of self-reliance and self-sufficiency, the greater agony the enemies will suffer and the earlier the day of victory of socialism will come.”


These words will forever stay in your memory. The beautiful, handsome, omnipotent, omniescent, leader, authoritative, powerful, forseeing, wise, perspicacious Kim Yong-nam, Choe Ryong-hae, Kim Jae-ryong, Kim Tok-hun, Choe Yong-rim, and Pak Pong-Ju.


You wipe away tears when the national anthem “Aegukka” is over and you get out of the bicycle and enter your own home.


You ran upstairs, went to the bedroom and immediately took the North Korean propaganda you had previously bought in the cabinet, you were smiling broadly but still, your tears fell when you saw the high-level members of the Workers’ Party of Korea on your poster.


Then you sit on the nearest bench with your poster. You see the poster while crying sobbing, then someone suddenly sitting next to you, but you ignore it though. “We will forever remember them,” Said the stranger.


"Yeah, very much." You answered.


“They have become part of my life. I have never regretted being an patriot, a lifelong Worker of the Socialist Korea and I will treasure it forever until my last breath as the Pride of a United Country makes my life more meaningful. Although I hope to meet Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, I don’t know if that will happen. "You say while holding back tears


Then the stranger chuckled and gave you a handkerchief. "Here, do not cry." Said the stranger.

"Thank you." Continue then you are confused why he thanked him


"Thank you for what?" You say with eyes that still see the poster.


"Thank you for loving us Thank you for joining us until the end of our journey. Thank you. Truly.”


Your concentration breaks when you hear the word.


You end up staring at him but you only see the part of his waiting when he's leaving.


Looking up at his shirt and his pride vested in his sagacious, resolute eyesight, you see that he is a high-ranking member of the Workers’ Party of Korea.


Send this to all North Korean Patriotism groups because we will always support Korea.

From the foundation of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea to the present day, U.S. has waged a relentless war of subversion against the Korean people. Using their prominent position within international organisations, most notably, the United Nations, they have denied Korea's right to state sovereignty through the enforcement of economic sanctions, which seek to further corner and isolate Korea's place on the global stage by severing bilateral ties. However, despite their efforts, the citizens of the D.P.R.K. have made a stand against the hostile manoeuvres of the United States. In response to the provocative military drills, constant violation of D.P.R.K. sovereignty, as well as the planning of covert operations to murder leader, Kim Jong Un, four million men and women, both workers and peasants alike, have taken up arms to defend their homeland from the modern colonialism of the United States.

>>18628512
pussy, fake and gay until proven otherwise
LARP THREAD DNI

>>18628657
What

All i say, i defect in 2024

>>18628673
I don't believe you and I think this is a shitty larp thread

>>18628625
Shut up propaganda

>>18628688
Am i supposed to tell story

Have you ever visited Pyongyang?

평양에 가본 적이 있나요?

>>18628728
Yes i use to live in pyongyang

Everyone what is going on why are people copying my post

This is so werid who are you people

What do you like more about where you defected compared to North Korea

>>18628760
I like all the blacked raw pornography its so gemmy and based

>>18628760
I eat 3 meals every day i have stable lighting i have freedom its all i could ever dream of

>>18628772
You are not me

>>18628784
Your not me I'm >>18628772

>>18628793
Stop

Why is my image turning into a dog

>>18628751
Yes is no longer a dog

What was school like for you?

학교 생활은 어땠나요?

What is going on

>>18628906
School more like child labor and 24/7 teaching that Kim family is the best again and agin