/soy/ - Soyjaks

i recall a touhou fan freestyle that was sung by mouth and not ai unlike the splinter freestyles one verse i distinctly recall was something like
>im zuns pathetic cock sucker because im an inbred fumo fucker
>naples, ottowa, newark, uppsala
>better skip the fest cuz im a cosplayer slut toucher
was this a real song or a dream please tell me