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>born as a low testosterone faggot with an undescended testicle
>get whipped by your dad every week
>get bad grades at school
>do random schizo shit like talking to trees after brother dies
>get bullied in high school
>didnt pay attention to class, was more interested in drawing
>drop out at 16 after dad dies
>visit places and enjoy time with only friend
>reaching adult age, dreaming of bekng a renowned painter so you go to vienna art school
>get rejected
>cut ties with your only friend out of shame and embarrasment
>visit mom afterwards
>mom died
>return to vienna, still not giving up on your painter dreams despite being rejected
>end up becoming a hobo on the streets of vienna selling postcards he made for money
>read right-wing newspapers frequently as a homeless guy and start to develop antisemitic beliefs and german nationalism
>move to munich because you don’t wanna get conscripted into the austro-hungarian millitary
>continue being a hobo on the streets
>sent back to vienna for draft evading
>declared too weak to be a soldier so you’re sent back to being a hobo in munich GEG
>ww1 happens
>join the german army
>get injured
>learn about germany’s defeat
>treaty of versailles absolutely raped germany, completely destroying it’s economy to the ground, made their military insignificant, germany lost territory and colonies, leaving millions of ethnic germans outside germany
>blamed da jooz for germany losing and being turned into a laughing stock
>commies try to take over germany after the war vis revolution
>get hired by the german government to find commie parties and find a party called german workers party
>despite its socialist sounding name, they were actually far-right and had very similar beliefs as him
>left the job to join the party
>rose ranks and became leader because he was talented at doing 1 hour clittyleak rage speeches
>rename to national socialist workersparty
>create a new ideology consisting of antisemitism and pan germanism, undoing versailles
>try to do a revolution with his men and attempt to take over a beer hall, but police just arrest him instead of letting him LARP
>write a clittyleak book whilst in jail
>jail time over
>great depression happens
>nazis win election, hitler burns the parliament to falseflag and blame it on commies so he can get permission to persecute political opponents from the president
>president dies 2 months after and hitler makes himself fuhrer and dictator
>try to drive jews out of the country, or else death
>fix the economy
>fix the millitary, ready for war
>invade a bunch of countries
>backstab ussr and invade them, scarily close to moscow now. also round up all the jews in eastern europe and kill em
>winter hits
>fail to take moscow
>oh well, lets go to stalingrad
>gets BTFOd there too
>gets pushed all the way back to berlin
>ACK when you realize it’s over
>kill 70 million europeans (and only 271k jews according to xir modern day followers KEK)
>destroyed europe’s economy and turned the continent into a wartorn mess, needing america to help
>gave kikes an excuse to create their own ethnostate
>contributed to splitting germany in half, forcing millions of his own people to live under communism and having the berlin wall seperate german families
>ethnic germans forcibly deported from poland and czechoslovakia
>germans can’t even be fucking patriotic anymore all thanks to him

 №18622235[Quote]

Musolini>Hitler

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>born as a low testosterone faggot with an undescended testicle
>get whipped by your dad every week
>get bad grades at school
>do random schizo shit like talking to trees after brother dies
>get bullied in high school
>didnt pay attention to class, was more interested in drawing
>drop out at 16 after dad dies
>visit places and enjoy time with only friend
>reaching adult age, dreaming of bekng a renowned painter so you go to vienna art school
>get rejected
>cut ties with your only friend out of shame and embarrasment
>visit mom afterwards
>mom died
>return to vienna, still not giving up on your painter dreams despite being rejected
>end up becoming a hobo on the streets of vienna selling postcards he made for money
>read right-wing newspapers frequently as a homeless guy and start to develop antisemitic beliefs and german nationalism
>move to munich because you don’t wanna get conscripted into the austro-hungarian millitary
>continue being a hobo on the streets
>sent back to vienna for draft evading
>declared too weak to be a soldier so you’re sent back to being a hobo in munich GEG
>ww1 happens
>join the german army
>get injured
>learn about germany’s defeat
>treaty of versailles absolutely raped germany, completely destroying it’s economy to the ground, made their military insignificant, germany lost territory and colonies, leaving millions of ethnic germans outside germany
>blamed da jooz for germany losing and being turned into a laughing stock
>commies try to take over germany after the war vis revolution
>get hired by the german government to find commie parties and find a party called german workers party
>despite its socialist sounding name, they were actually far-right and had very similar beliefs as him
>left the job to join the party
>rose ranks and became leader because he was talented at doing 1 hour clittyleak rage speeches
>rename to national socialist workersparty
>create a new ideology consisting of antisemitism and pan germanism, undoing versailles
>try to do a revolution with his men and attempt to take over a beer hall, but police just arrest him instead of letting him LARP
>write a clittyleak book whilst in jail
>jail time over
>great depression happens
>nazis win election, hitler burns the parliament to falseflag and blame it on commies so he can get permission to persecute political opponents from the president
>president dies 2 months after and hitler makes himself fuhrer and dictator
>try to drive jews out of the country, or else death
>fix the economy
>fix the millitary, ready for war
>invade a bunch of countries
>backstab ussr and invade them, scarily close to moscow now. also round up all the jews in eastern europe and kill em
>winter hits
>fail to take moscow
>oh well, lets go to stalingrad
>gets BTFOd there too
>gets pushed all the way back to berlin
>ACK when you realize it’s over
>kill 70 million europeans (and only 271k jews according to xir modern day followers KEK)
>destroyed europe’s economy and turned the continent into a wartorn mess, needing america to help
>gave kikes an excuse to create their own ethnostate
>contributed to splitting germany in half, forcing millions of his own people to live under communism and having the berlin wall seperate german families
>ethnic germans forcibly deported from poland and czechoslovakia
>germans can’t even be fucking patriotic anymore all thanks to him

 №18622277[Quote]

Clittycels only worship him because he was a bigot who killed millions of camskeens o algo

 №18622294[Quote]

>>18622277
Go back

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>>>18622277 (You)
>Go back

 №18622328[Quote]

>backstab ussr and invade them, scarily close to moscow now. also round up all the jews in eastern europe and kill em
He vvqn then simple as

 №18622340[Quote]

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>>>>18622277 (You)
>>Go back

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>>18622340
Gigaquote

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>>18622350
It literally is nussini

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 №18622398[Quote]

keep in mind theres some assblasted sperg out there that wasted 30 minutes of his time making this snca
>muh 60 gorillio- no actually muh 70 gorillion even though 2/3 of the death toll were from bolsheviks and chinks

 №18622408[Quote]

Lol Stalin is more Aryan than Hitler even

 №18622425[Quote]

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>Lol Stalin is more Aryan than Hitler even

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>Lol Stalin is more Aryan than Hitler even

 №18622562[Quote]

>>18622235
in appearance wise, yes. in politics wise, yes. in military wise, fuck no nigger.

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>Lol Stalin is more Aryan than Hitler even

 №18622711[Quote]

>>18622398
this is a copypasta but yeah your half right magb

 №18622737[Quote]

>>18622408
stalin was 10x more retarded than clitler (killed his own generals award)

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>born as a low testosterone faggot with an undescended testicle
>get whipped by your dad every week
>get bad grades at school
>do random schizo shit like talking to trees after brother dies
>get bullied in high school
>didnt pay attention to class, was more interested in drawing
>drop out at 16 after dad dies
>visit places and enjoy time with only friend
>reaching adult age, dreaming of bekng a renowned painter so you go to vienna art school
>get rejected
>cut ties with your only friend out of shame and embarrasment
>visit mom afterwards
>mom died
>return to vienna, still not giving up on your painter dreams despite being rejected
>end up becoming a hobo on the streets of vienna selling postcards he made for money
>read right-wing newspapers frequently as a homeless guy and start to develop antisemitic beliefs and german nationalism
>move to munich because you don’t wanna get conscripted into the austro-hungarian millitary
>continue being a hobo on the streets
>sent back to vienna for draft evading
>declared too weak to be a soldier so you’re sent back to being a hobo in munich GEG
>ww1 happens
>join the german army
>get injured
>learn about germany’s defeat
>treaty of versailles absolutely raped germany, completely destroying it’s economy to the ground, made their military insignificant, germany lost territory and colonies, leaving millions of ethnic germans outside germany
>blamed da jooz for germany losing and being turned into a laughing stock
>commies try to take over germany after the war vis revolution
>get hired by the german government to find commie parties and find a party called german workers party
>despite its socialist sounding name, they were actually far-right and had very similar beliefs as him
>left the job to join the party
>rose ranks and became leader because he was talented at doing 1 hour clittyleak rage speeches
>rename to national socialist workersparty
>create a new ideology consisting of antisemitism and pan germanism, undoing versailles
>try to do a revolution with his men and attempt to take over a beer hall, but police just arrest him instead of letting him LARP
>write a clittyleak book whilst in jail
>jail time over
>great depression happens
>nazis win election, hitler burns the parliament to falseflag and blame it on commies so he can get permission to persecute political opponents from the president
>president dies 2 months after and hitler makes himself fuhrer and dictator
>try to drive jews out of the country, or else death
>fix the economy
>fix the millitary, ready for war
>invade a bunch of countries
>backstab ussr and invade them, scarily close to moscow now. also round up all the jews in eastern europe and kill em
>winter hits
>fail to take moscow
>oh well, lets go to stalingrad
>gets BTFOd there too
>gets pushed all the way back to berlin
>ACK when you realize it’s over
>kill 70 million europeans (and only 271k jews according to xir modern day followers KEK)
>destroyed europe’s economy and turned the continent into a wartorn mess, needing america to help
>gave kikes an excuse to create their own ethnostate
>contributed to splitting germany in half, forcing millions of his own people to live under communism and having the berlin wall seperate german families
>ethnic germans forcibly deported from poland and czechoslovakia
>germans can’t even be fucking patriotic anymore all thanks to him



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