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 ā„–18620050[Quote]

>be me
>19 year old straight male
>certified homophobic chud
>spend 8 hours a day on the sharty
>main boards are /pol/, /qa/, and /soy/
>think the west has fallen because some guy dyed his hair blue
>unironically believe masculinity is under attack
>call everyone a fag
>make fun of femboys every chance I get
>see a thread on /soy/ about cute boys in thigh highs
>immediately post
>"just be a fucking man"
>"this is why society is collapsing"
>"imagine willingly becoming a woman"
>feel an overwhelming sense of intellectual superiority
>close tab
>go outside for the first time in 11 days
>walking through town
>see a dude standing outside a shop
>oversized hoodie
>short shorts
>black thigh highs
>long hair
>painted nails
>cute face
>looks like he escaped from a fucking visual novel
>mfw
>keep walking
>look back
>HE'S STILL THERE
>brain.exe has stopped responding
>why am I looking at him
>I'm not gay
>I'm literally the least gay person alive
>probably
>go home
>open /pol/
>post about how modern society is degenerating
>think about thigh highs while writing the post
>get angry
>do 30 pushups
>still thinking about the fucking hoodie
>take a cold shower
>still thinking about him
>open /qa/
>"hypothetically, why would a straight guy want to dress like a girl"
>delete thread before anyone replies
>open /soy/
>search femboy
>purely to understand the enemy
>spend 3 hours looking at outfit pictures
>discover thigh highs
>discover arm warmers
>discover oversized sweaters
>discover skirts
>discover that apparently there are entire communities dedicated to this shit
>feel like an anthropologist studying a dying civilization
>add black thigh highs to Amazon cart
>close browser
>open browser again
>buy them
>package arrives 2 days later
>hide it from family
>wait until everyone is asleep
>put them on
>look down
>mfw they actually look good
>pull oversized hoodie over hands
>stand in front of mirror
>turn sideways
>look again
>OH NO
>immediately take them off
>throw them into drawer
>sit in darkness
>"I am a heterosexual masculine man"
>next morning
>put them on again
>for scientific verification
>spend 40 minutes looking at myself
>start shaving legs
>tell everyone it's for hygiene
>buy moisturizer
>start growing hair out
>begin looking at feminine hairstyles
>buy a pink hoodie
>hide it underneath normal clothes
>continue posting on /pol/ about how men need to reclaim masculinity
>do it while wearing thigh highs under my desk
>the cognitive dissonance is reaching critical mass
>one month later
>have more feminine clothes than normal clothes
>know what a pleated skirt is
>know how to style thigh highs
>know which hoodies give the best silhouette
>still can't talk to women
>can now spend 2 hours choosing an outfit for sitting alone in my room
>friends ask why I've been so quiet
>tell them I'm focusing on self improvement
>actually watching tutorials on how to look more feminine
>open /qa/
>"how do you know if you want to be a girl or just want to look like one"
>post anonymously
>get 40 replies
>half call me gay
>half tell me to stop overthinking it
>one anon says he went through the exact same thing
>read his post 17 times
>start thinking about transitioning
>research HRT
>look at transition timelines
>imagine having longer hair and a more feminine face
>look at old photos of myself
>feel a strange mixture of fear and excitement
>close browser
>open it again 10 minutes later
>mfw I used to call trans people mentally ill
>now I'm wondering if I'd be happier living as a woman
>still don't know what this means
>but the thought isn't going away
>start looking at chastity cages after seeing a thread on /soy/
>initially laugh at the idea
>"who the fuck buys one of these"
>find myself researching different designs
>spend an hour comparing materials and sizes
>consider buying one

 ā„–18620053[Quote]

>add one to cart
>stare at checkout
>remove it
>add it again
>close the tab
>go stare at the ceiling
>what the fuck happened to me
>six months ago I was calling everyone a degenerate
>now I'm considering a skirt, transition, and a chastity cage
>all because I saw one cute dude outside a fucking shop
>go back to /pol/
>see another thread about the destruction of traditional masculinity
>start typing a furious reply
>look down at my thigh highs
>delete the reply
>open /soy/ instead
>read threads about cute outfits
>realize I have become the exact demographic I spent years insulting
>mfw the ideological transformation was more complete than the physical one
>mfw I still don't know if I'm gay, trans, or just a dude who likes looking cute
>mfw I don't actually have to figure it all out tonight
>put on hoodie
>pull thigh highs up
>look in mirror one last time
>smile
>immediately stop smiling because that's gay
>remember I'm alone in my fucking room
>start smiling again
>it's so fucking over
>or maybe it's so fucking back
>the sharty will never hear the end of this

 ā„–18620066[Quote]

NIGGERS

 ā„–18620070[Quote]

just stfu

 ā„–18620078[Quote]

>>18620070
wtf guys

 ā„–18620095[Quote]

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>>be me
>>19 year old straight male
>>certified homophobic chud
>>spend 8 hours a day on the sharty
>>main boards are /pol/, /qa/, and /soy/
>>think the west has fallen because some guy dyed his hair blue
>>unironically believe masculinity is under attack
>>call everyone a fag
>>make fun of femboys every chance I get
>>see a thread on /soy/ about cute boys in thigh highs
>>immediately post
>>"just be a fucking man"
>>"this is why society is collapsing"
>>"imagine willingly becoming a woman"
>>feel an overwhelming sense of intellectual superiority
>>close tab
>>go outside for the first time in 11 days
>>walking through town
>>see a dude standing outside a shop
>>oversized hoodie
>>short shorts
>>black thigh highs
>>long hair
>>painted nails
>>cute face
>>looks like he escaped from a fucking visual novel
>>mfw
>>keep walking
>>look back
>>HE'S STILL THERE
>>brain.exe has stopped responding
>>why am I looking at him
>>I'm not gay
>>I'm literally the least gay person alive
>>probably
>>go home
>>open /pol/
>>post about how modern society is degenerating
>>think about thigh highs while writing the post
>>get angry
>>do 30 pushups
>>still thinking about the fucking hoodie
>>take a cold shower
>>still thinking about him
>>open /qa/
>>"hypothetically, why would a straight guy want to dress like a girl"
>>delete thread before anyone replies
>>open /soy/
>>search femboy
>>purely to understand the enemy
>>spend 3 hours looking at outfit pictures
>>discover thigh highs
>>discover arm warmers
>>discover oversized sweaters
>>discover skirts
>>discover that apparently there are entire communities dedicated to this shit
>>feel like an anthropologist studying a dying civilization
>>add black thigh highs to Amazon cart
>>close browser
>>open browser again
>>buy them
>>package arrives 2 days later
>>hide it from family
>>wait until everyone is asleep
>>put them on
>>look down
>>mfw they actually look good
>>pull oversized hoodie over hands
>>stand in front of mirror
>>turn sideways
>>look again
>>OH NO
>>immediately take them off
>>throw them into drawer
>>sit in darkness
>>"I am a heterosexual masculine man"
>>next morning
>>put them on again
>>for scientific verification
>>spend 40 minutes looking at myself
>>start shaving legs
>>tell everyone it's for hygiene
>>buy moisturizer
>>start growing hair out
>>begin looking at feminine hairstyles
>>buy a pink hoodie
>>hide it underneath normal clothes
>>continue posting on /pol/ about how men need to reclaim masculinity
>>do it while wearing thigh highs under my desk
>>the cognitive dissonance is reaching critical mass
>>one month later
>>have more feminine clothes than normal clothes
>>know what a pleated skirt is
>>know how to style thigh highs
>>know which hoodies give the best silhouette
>>still can't talk to women
>>can now spend 2 hours choosing an outfit for sitting alone in my room
>>friends ask why I've been so quiet
>>tell them I'm focusing on self improvement
>>actually watching tutorials on how to look more feminine
>>open /qa/
>>"how do you know if you want to be a girl or just want to look like one"
>>post anonymously
>>get 40 replies
>>half call me gay
>>half tell me to stop overthinking it
>>one anon says he went through the exact same thing
>>read his post 17 times
>>start thinking about transitioning
>>research HRT
>>look at transition timelines
>>imagine having longer hair and a more feminine face
>>look at old photos of myself
>>feel a strange mixture of fear and excitement
>>close browser
>>open it again 10 minutes later
>>mfw I used to call trans people mentally ill
>>now I'm wondering if I'd be happier living as a woman
>>still don't know what this means
>>but the thought isn't going away
>>start looking at chastity cages after seeing a thread on /soy/
>>initially laugh at the idea
>>"who the fuck buys one of these"
>>find myself researching different designs
>>spend an hour comparing materials and sizes
>>consider buying one

 ā„–18620117[Quote]

@grok summarize this

 ā„–18620132[Quote]

>>18620117
i became a femboy

 ā„–18620175[Quote]

I'm not gay but reading this gave me a slight boner uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

 ā„–18620182[Quote]

wordswordswords left cant meme

 ā„–18620189[Quote]

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 ā„–18620190[Quote]

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>>18620050 (OP)

 ā„–18620239[Quote]

nigger made ts with jeetgpt you can tell from the way it's written

 ā„–18620273[Quote]

>>18620239
no i didnt? wouldnt it just refuse to accept shit like chastity cages anyway? and the homophonia? GEG YOU FUCKING NIGGER

 ā„–18620283[Quote]

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>>>be me
>>>19 year old straight male
>>>certified homophobic chud
>>>spend 8 hours a day on the sharty
>>>main boards are /pol/, /qa/, and /soy/
>>>think the west has fallen because some guy dyed his hair blue
>>>unironically believe masculinity is under attack
>>>call everyone a fag
>>>make fun of femboys every chance I get
>>>see a thread on /soy/ about cute boys in thigh highs
>>>immediately post
>>>"just be a fucking man"
>>>"this is why society is collapsing"
>>>"imagine willingly becoming a woman"
>>>feel an overwhelming sense of intellectual superiority
>>>close tab
>>>go outside for the first time in 11 days
>>>walking through town
>>>see a dude standing outside a shop
>>>oversized hoodie
>>>short shorts
>>>black thigh highs
>>>long hair
>>>painted nails
>>>cute face
>>>looks like he escaped from a fucking visual novel
>>>mfw
>>>keep walking
>>>look back
>>>HE'S STILL THERE
>>>brain.exe has stopped responding
>>>why am I looking at him
>>>I'm not gay
>>>I'm literally the least gay person alive
>>>probably
>>>go home
>>>open /pol/
>>>post about how modern society is degenerating
>>>think about thigh highs while writing the post
>>>get angry
>>>do 30 pushups
>>>still thinking about the fucking hoodie
>>>take a cold shower
>>>still thinking about him
>>>open /qa/
>>>"hypothetically, why would a straight guy want to dress like a girl"
>>>delete thread before anyone replies
>>>open /soy/
>>>search femboy
>>>purely to understand the enemy
>>>spend 3 hours looking at outfit pictures
>>>discover thigh highs
>>>discover arm warmers
>>>discover oversized sweaters
>>>discover skirts
>>>discover that apparently there are entire communities dedicated to this shit
>>>feel like an anthropologist studying a dying civilization
>>>add black thigh highs to Amazon cart
>>>close browser
>>>open browser again
>>>buy them
>>>package arrives 2 days later
>>>hide it from family
>>>wait until everyone is asleep
>>>put them on
>>>look down
>>>mfw they actually look good
>>>pull oversized hoodie over hands
>>>stand in front of mirror
>>>turn sideways
>>>look again
>>>OH NO
>>>immediately take them off
>>>throw them into drawer
>>>sit in darkness
>>>"I am a heterosexual masculine man"
>>>next morning
>>>put them on again
>>>for scientific verification
>>>spend 40 minutes looking at myself
>>>start shaving legs
>>>tell everyone it's for hygiene
>>>buy moisturizer
>>>start growing hair out
>>>begin looking at feminine hairstyles
>>>buy a pink hoodie
>>>hide it underneath normal clothes
>>>continue posting on /pol/ about how men need to reclaim masculinity
>>>do it while wearing thigh highs under my desk
>>>the cognitive dissonance is reaching critical mass
>>>one month later
>>>have more feminine clothes than normal clothes
>>>know what a pleated skirt is
>>>know how to style thigh highs
>>>know which hoodies give the best silhouette
>>>still can't talk to women
>>>can now spend 2 hours choosing an outfit for sitting alone in my room
>>>friends ask why I've been so quiet
>>>tell them I'm focusing on self improvement
>>>actually watching tutorials on how to look more feminine
>>>open /qa/
>>>"how do you know if you want to be a girl or just want to look like one"
>>>post anonymously
>>>get 40 replies
>>>half call me gay
>>>half tell me to stop overthinking it
>>>one anon says he went through the exact same thing
>>>read his post 17 times
>>>start thinking about transitioning
>>>research HRT
>>>look at transition timelines
>>>imagine having longer hair and a more feminine face
>>>look at old photos of myself
>>>feel a strange mixture of fear and excitement
>>>close browser
>>>open it again 10 minutes later
>>>mfw I used to call trans people mentally ill
>>>now I'm wondering if I'd be happier living as a woman
>>>still don't know what this means
>>>but the thought isn't going away
>>>start looking at chastity cages after seeing a thread on /soy/
>>>initially laugh at the idea
>>>"who the fuck buys one of these"
>>>find myself researching different designs
>>>spend an hour comparing materials and sizes
>>>consider buying one

 ā„–18620311[Quote]

>>18620273
probably grok

 ā„–18620315[Quote]

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>>>>be me
>>>>19 year old straight male
>>>>certified homophobic chud
>>>>spend 8 hours a day on the sharty
>>>>main boards are /pol/, /qa/, and /soy/
>>>>think the west has fallen because some guy dyed his hair blue
>>>>unironically believe masculinity is under attack
>>>>call everyone a fag
>>>>make fun of femboys every chance I get
>>>>see a thread on /soy/ about cute boys in thigh highs
>>>>immediately post
>>>>"just be a fucking man"
>>>>"this is why society is collapsing"
>>>>"imagine willingly becoming a woman"
>>>>feel an overwhelming sense of intellectual superiority
>>>>close tab
>>>>go outside for the first time in 11 days
>>>>walking through town
>>>>see a dude standing outside a shop
>>>>oversized hoodie
>>>>short shorts
>>>>black thigh highs
>>>>long hair
>>>>painted nails
>>>>cute face
>>>>looks like he escaped from a fucking visual novel
>>>>mfw
>>>>keep walking
>>>>look back
>>>>HE'S STILL THERE
>>>>brain.exe has stopped responding
>>>>why am I looking at him
>>>>I'm not gay
>>>>I'm literally the least gay person alive
>>>>probably
>>>>go home
>>>>open /pol/
>>>>post about how modern society is degenerating
>>>>think about thigh highs while writing the post
>>>>get angry
>>>>do 30 pushups
>>>>still thinking about the fucking hoodie
>>>>take a cold shower
>>>>still thinking about him
>>>>open /qa/
>>>>"hypothetically, why would a straight guy want to dress like a girl"
>>>>delete thread before anyone replies
>>>>open /soy/
>>>>search femboy
>>>>purely to understand the enemy
>>>>spend 3 hours looking at outfit pictures
>>>>discover thigh highs
>>>>discover arm warmers
>>>>discover oversized sweaters
>>>>discover skirts
>>>>discover that apparently there are entire communities dedicated to this shit
>>>>feel like an anthropologist studying a dying civilization
>>>>add black thigh highs to Amazon cart
>>>>close browser
>>>>open browser again
>>>>buy them
>>>>package arrives 2 days later
>>>>hide it from family
>>>>wait until everyone is asleep
>>>>put them on
>>>>look down
>>>>mfw they actually look good
>>>>pull oversized hoodie over hands
>>>>stand in front of mirror
>>>>turn sideways
>>>>look again
>>>>OH NO
>>>>immediately take them off
>>>>throw them into drawer
>>>>sit in darkness
>>>>"I am a heterosexual masculine man"
>>>>next morning
>>>>put them on again
>>>>for scientific verification
>>>>spend 40 minutes looking at myself
>>>>start shaving legs
>>>>tell everyone it's for hygiene
>>>>buy moisturizer
>>>>start growing hair out
>>>>begin looking at feminine hairstyles
>>>>buy a pink hoodie
>>>>hide it underneath normal clothes
>>>>continue posting on /pol/ about how men need to reclaim masculinity
>>>>do it while wearing thigh highs under my desk
>>>>the cognitive dissonance is reaching critical mass
>>>>one month later
>>>>have more feminine clothes than normal clothes
>>>>know what a pleated skirt is
>>>>know how to style thigh highs
>>>>know which hoodies give the best silhouette
>>>>still can't talk to women
>>>>can now spend 2 hours choosing an outfit for sitting alone in my room
>>>>friends ask why I've been so quiet
>>>>tell them I'm focusing on self improvement
>>>>actually watching tutorials on how to look more feminine
>>>>open /qa/
>>>>"how do you know if you want to be a girl or just want to look like one"
>>>>post anonymously
>>>>get 40 replies
>>>>half call me gay
>>>>half tell me to stop overthinking it
>>>>one anon says he went through the exact same thing
>>>>read his post 17 times
>>>>start thinking about transitioning
>>>>research HRT
>>>>look at transition timelines
>>>>imagine having longer hair and a more feminine face
>>>>look at old photos of myself
>>>>feel a strange mixture of fear and excitement
>>>>close browser
>>>>open it again 10 minutes later
>>>>mfw I used to call trans people mentally ill
>>>>now I'm wondering if I'd be happier living as a woman
>>>>still don't know what this means
>>>>but the thought isn't going away
>>>>start looking at chastity cages after seeing a thread on /soy/
>>>>initially laugh at the idea
>>>>"who the fuck buys one of these"
>>>>find myself researching different designs
>>>>spend an hour comparing materials and sizes
>>>>consider buying one

 ā„–18620324[Quote]

why are the jannies jerking off to shit on der 'cord instead of approving shit

 ā„–18620327[Quote]

i stopped reading at the chasity cages part kill yourself

 ā„–18620341[Quote]

>>18620327
no >:3

 ā„–18620383[Quote]

ban them for promoting transgender ideology and pedophilia

 ā„–18620386[Quote]

im not reading allat

 ā„–18620401[Quote]

Actually a good example of how porn addiction ruins a mfer, notice how it was never about feeling like a woman but getting a boner about wearing woman clothes

 ā„–18620418[Quote]

>>18620401
i dont watch porn its icky, i only post 'cado because its funny

 ā„–18620426[Quote]

>>18620386
'tok offsite fag

 ā„–18620433[Quote]

>>18620383
nigger made shit up award

 ā„–18620441[Quote]

leftoid's bait is literally just paragraphs and spamming the same buzzwords over and over again geg

 ā„–18620460[Quote]

>>18620441
nigger how is this "leftoid bait", nigger i use this site daily

 ā„–18620475[Quote]

>>18620433
the post makes fun of bigoted fascist transphobes (aka people with common sense) and they are the same people who don't want children and minors to take drugs or surgery or be exposed to porn so if you make fun of them you're making fun of people who want to protect children

 ā„–18620495[Quote]

>>18620418
I only watch rule 34 images or gifs

 ā„–18620497[Quote]

Werdz werdz werdz

 ā„–18620513[Quote]

>>18620475
nigger you actually believe that shit? you fucking pawn, we are only supposed to say that to make trannies leak geg

 ā„–18620523[Quote]

>>18620401
dats aryan

 ā„–18620527[Quote]

>>18620460
if you support trannies and femboys you're socially left wing

 ā„–18620530[Quote]

>>18620495
r3t4rn to christ

 ā„–18620538[Quote]

>>18620523
nigger…

 ā„–18620549[Quote]

>>18620530
im agnostic

 ā„–18620554[Quote]

>>18620527
i support the AFD GEG and i voted for them ever since they was created

 ā„–18620566[Quote]

>>18620513
You don't know about trans egg culture or trans 'cord culture

 ā„–18620568[Quote]

>>18620549
me too nigga, but christ is giga

 ā„–18620584[Quote]

>>18620568
I agree he's an honorary aryan kike

 ā„–18620605[Quote]

>>18620554
how can you support AFD and this shit at the same time

 ā„–18620616[Quote]

>>18620566
oh i do, its fucking sickening, most if it is the far right (the bad ones not the giga ones doe) false flagging as leftists, pedos larping as trans people or other dodgy shit, or its leftists pushing their heckin anti capitalist agenda (even doe they are just as bad) to push their pawns across the table

 ā„–18620624[Quote]

>>18620605
AFD leader is a lesbian

 ā„–18620640[Quote]

>>18620050 (OP)
ive seen the same thread (more or less) on 4chan. try better next time

 ā„–18620645[Quote]

>>18620616
How are they far right if they target the far right

 ā„–18620655[Quote]

>>18620640
sage counter, also fuck off 4cuck user nobaldi wants you here

 ā„–18620656[Quote]

>>18620624
yeah, but AFD is also pro masculinity and anti transgender

 ā„–18620678[Quote]

>>18620645
far right isnt just one group nigger, you dont just go to the voting station and say "1 far right please sir!"

 ā„–18620680[Quote]

>>18620655
you realize that you can get 4cuck screenshots without browsing 4cuck right

 ā„–18620685[Quote]

>>18620656
im hounary ayran

 ā„–18620696[Quote]

>>18620680
so you use some shitty ofsite platform then? GEG

 ā„–18620713[Quote]

>>18620696
I'm not the guy who you called a 4cuck user

 ā„–18620714[Quote]

trying his absolute hardest to keep this bait thread alive, JSID

 ā„–18620751[Quote]

>>18620678
so it's false flagging but they support everything that's left wing and harass right wingers, how does that make sense

and even if they secretly support the far right, their behavior is anything but far right

 ā„–18620773[Quote]

>>18620685
they don't forgive you for that AFD hates trannies and femboys

 ā„–18620840[Quote]

>>18620773
i was joking im not even german nigger, im not a pawn to shitty right wing larps, nor am i a pawn to left wing larps, i support the lesser evil

 ā„–18620900[Quote]

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>>be me
>>19 year old straight male
>>certified homophobic chud
>>spend 8 hours a day on the sharty
>>main boards are /pol/, /qa/, and /soy/
>>think the west has fallen because some guy dyed his hair blue
>>unironically believe masculinity is under attack
>>call everyone a fag
>>make fun of femboys every chance I get
>>see a thread on /soy/ about cute boys in thigh highs
>>immediately post
>>"just be a fucking man"
>>"this is why society is collapsing"
>>"imagine willingly becoming a woman"
>>feel an overwhelming sense of intellectual superiority
>>close tab
>>go outside for the first time in 11 days
>>walking through town
>>see a dude standing outside a shop
>>oversized hoodie
>>short shorts
>>black thigh highs
>>long hair
>>painted nails
>>cute face
>>looks like he escaped from a fucking visual novel
>>mfw
>>keep walking
>>look back
>>HE'S STILL THERE
>>brain.exe has stopped responding
>>why am I looking at him
>>I'm not gay
>>I'm literally the least gay person alive
>>probably
>>go home
>>open /pol/
>>post about how modern society is degenerating
>>think about thigh highs while writing the post
>>get angry
>>do 30 pushups
>>still thinking about the fucking hoodie
>>take a cold shower
>>still thinking about him
>>open /qa/
>>"hypothetically, why would a straight guy want to dress like a girl"
>>delete thread before anyone replies
>>open /soy/
>>search femboy
>>purely to understand the enemy
>>spend 3 hours looking at outfit pictures
>>discover thigh highs
>>discover arm warmers
>>discover oversized sweaters
>>discover skirts
>>discover that apparently there are entire communities dedicated to this shit
>>feel like an anthropologist studying a dying civilization
>>add black thigh highs to Amazon cart
>>close browser
>>open browser again
>>buy them
>>package arrives 2 days later
>>hide it from family
>>wait until everyone is asleep
>>put them on
>>look down
>>mfw they actually look good
>>pull oversized hoodie over hands
>>stand in front of mirror
>>turn sideways
>>look again
>>OH NO
>>immediately take them off
>>throw them into drawer
>>sit in darkness
>>"I am a heterosexual masculine man"
>>next morning
>>put them on again
>>for scientific verification
>>spend 40 minutes looking at myself
>>start shaving legs
>>tell everyone it's for hygiene
>>buy moisturizer
>>start growing hair out
>>begin looking at feminine hairstyles
>>buy a pink hoodie
>>hide it underneath normal clothes
>>continue posting on /pol/ about how men need to reclaim masculinity
>>do it while wearing thigh highs under my desk
>>the cognitive dissonance is reaching critical mass
>>one month later
>>have more feminine clothes than normal clothes
>>know what a pleated skirt is
>>know how to style thigh highs
>>know which hoodies give the best silhouette
>>still can't talk to women
>>can now spend 2 hours choosing an outfit for sitting alone in my room
>>friends ask why I've been so quiet
>>tell them I'm focusing on self improvement
>>actually watching tutorials on how to look more feminine
>>open /qa/
>>"how do you know if you want to be a girl or just want to look like one"
>>post anonymously
>>get 40 replies
>>half call me gay
>>half tell me to stop overthinking it
>>one anon says he went through the exact same thing
>>read his post 17 times
>>start thinking about transitioning
>>research HRT
>>look at transition timelines
>>imagine having longer hair and a more feminine face
>>look at old photos of myself
>>feel a strange mixture of fear and excitement
>>close browser
>>open it again 10 minutes later
>>mfw I used to call trans people mentally ill
>>now I'm wondering if I'd be happier living as a woman
>>still don't know what this means
>>but the thought isn't going away
>>start looking at chastity cages after seeing a thread on /soy/
>>initially laugh at the idea
>>"who the fuck buys one of these"
>>find myself researching different designs
>>spend an hour comparing materials and sizes
>>consider buying one

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>>18620840
which is?

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DNR

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>>18620923
lazy ass

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>>18620917
nophono in my country, in the uk there is no good choices, im probablly going to be in also seriousness become a politician, i have already gotten some local political attention

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>>18621042
I mean what is your political ideology, liberal left, liberal center, liberal right, auth left, auth center, or auth right

personally im authoritarian center

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bump!

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hitler tier bait

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im gay and i am more masculine than this

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Nobody is going to read your post

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>>be me
>>19 year old straight male
>>certified homophobic chud
>>spend 8 hours a day on the sharty
>>main boards are /pol/, /qa/, and /soy/
>>think the west has fallen because some guy dyed his hair blue
>>unironically believe masculinity is under attack
>>call everyone a fag
>>make fun of femboys every chance I get
>>see a thread on /soy/ about cute boys in thigh highs
>>immediately post
>>"just be a fucking man"
>>"this is why society is collapsing"
>>"imagine willingly becoming a woman"
>>feel an overwhelming sense of intellectual superiority
>>close tab
>>go outside for the first time in 11 days
>>walking through town
>>see a dude standing outside a shop
>>oversized hoodie
>>short shorts
>>black thigh highs
>>long hair
>>painted nails
>>cute face
>>looks like he escaped from a fucking visual novel
>>mfw
>>keep walking
>>look back
>>HE'S STILL THERE
>>brain.exe has stopped responding
>>why am I looking at him
>>I'm not gay
>>I'm literally the least gay person alive
>>probably
>>go home
>>open /pol/
>>post about how modern society is degenerating
>>think about thigh highs while writing the post
>>get angry
>>do 30 pushups
>>still thinking about the fucking hoodie
>>take a cold shower
>>still thinking about him
>>open /qa/
>>"hypothetically, why would a straight guy want to dress like a girl"
>>delete thread before anyone replies
>>open /soy/
>>search femboy
>>purely to understand the enemy
>>spend 3 hours looking at outfit pictures
>>discover thigh highs
>>discover arm warmers
>>discover oversized sweaters
>>discover skirts
>>discover that apparently there are entire communities dedicated to this shit
>>feel like an anthropologist studying a dying civilization
>>add black thigh highs to Amazon cart
>>close browser
>>open browser again
>>buy them
>>package arrives 2 days later
>>hide it from family
>>wait until everyone is asleep
>>put them on
>>look down
>>mfw they actually look good
>>pull oversized hoodie over hands
>>stand in front of mirror
>>turn sideways
>>look again
>>OH NO
>>immediately take them off
>>throw them into drawer
>>sit in darkness
>>"I am a heterosexual masculine man"
>>next morning
>>put them on again
>>for scientific verification
>>spend 40 minutes looking at myself
>>start shaving legs
>>tell everyone it's for hygiene
>>buy moisturizer
>>start growing hair out
>>begin looking at feminine hairstyles
>>buy a pink hoodie
>>hide it underneath normal clothes
>>continue posting on /pol/ about how men need to reclaim masculinity
>>do it while wearing thigh highs under my desk
>>the cognitive dissonance is reaching critical mass
>>one month later
>>have more feminine clothes than normal clothes
>>know what a pleated skirt is
>>know how to style thigh highs
>>know which hoodies give the best silhouette
>>still can't talk to women
>>can now spend 2 hours choosing an outfit for sitting alone in my room
>>friends ask why I've been so quiet
>>tell them I'm focusing on self improvement
>>actually watching tutorials on how to look more feminine
>>open /qa/
>>"how do you know if you want to be a girl or just want to look like one"
>>post anonymously
>>get 40 replies
>>half call me gay
>>half tell me to stop overthinking it
>>one anon says he went through the exact same thing
>>read his post 17 times
>>start thinking about transitioning
>>research HRT
>>look at transition timelines
>>imagine having longer hair and a more feminine face
>>look at old photos of myself
>>feel a strange mixture of fear and excitement
>>close browser
>>open it again 10 minutes later
>>mfw I used to call trans people mentally ill
>>now I'm wondering if I'd be happier living as a woman
>>still don't know what this means
>>but the thought isn't going away
>>start looking at chastity cages after seeing a thread on /soy/
>>initially laugh at the idea
>>"who the fuck buys one of these"
>>find myself researching different designs
>>spend an hour comparing materials and sizes
>>consider buying one


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