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list five fun facts about yourself

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I don't know why this guy has an ax oh shit that is an ax

 ā„–18612862[Quote]

Im a human
Im a male
I never had sex
My height is bellow 220
I live on earth

 ā„–18612866[Quote]

1. I am a guy
2. I am 6 feet tall
3. I am white
4. I live in a house
5. I have 2 dogs

 ā„–18612867[Quote]

Kill pedophiles. Behead pedophiles. Roundhouse kick a pedophile into the concrete. Slam dunk a pedophile into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pedos. Defecate in a pedophiles food. Launch pedophiles into the sun. Stir fry pedophiles in a wok. Toss pedophiles into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pedophile's gas tank. Judo throw pedophiles into a wood chipper. Twist pedophiles' heads off. Report pedophiles to the IRS. Karate chop pedophiles in half. Curb stomp pregnant black pedophiles. Trap pedophiles in quicksand. Crush pedophiles in the trash compactor. Liquefy pedophiles in a vat of acid. Eat pedophiles. Dissect pedophiles. Exterminate pedophiles in the gas chamber. Stomp pedophile skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pedophiles in the oven. Lobotomize pedophiles. Mandatory executions for pedophiles. Grind pedophiles in the garbage disposal. Drown pedophiles in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pedophiles with a ray gun. Kick old pedophiles down the stairs. Feed pedophiles to alligators. Slice pedophiles with a katana. Put a bomb in a pedophile's mouth. Throw knives at pedophiles. Inflate pedophiles until they pop. Send pedophiles into a blackhole. Castrate pedophiles. Feed pedophiles poisoned food. Force pedophiles to walk the plank. Push pedophiles into a pit. Kneel on a pedophile's neck. Curse pedophiles with a spell. Stuff pedophiles into the meat grinder machine and turn it on. Flatten pedophiles with a tank. Pop a pedophile's car tire. Strike pedophiles with a sledge hammer. Make pedophiles swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a pedophile's limbs. Airdrop pedophiles into Antarctica. Throw pedophiles off the boat. Pressurize pedophiles into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a pedophile's ass. Falcon-punch a pedophile in the face. Make pedophiles into fiction. Blow pedophiles heads off with grenade launchers. Blow pedophiles brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock pedophiles in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail pedophiles to a cross and stab them. Run over pedophiles with a tank feet-first. Crush pedophiles with a press. Attack pedophiles with acid. Boil pedophiles in a pan. Lock pedophiles inside a brazen bull. Burn pedophiles alive. Drag pedophiles across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on pedophiles. Quarter pedophiles. Impale pedophiles on a pike. Total pedophile death. Tenderize pedophiles with a mallet. Ionise pedophiles in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate pedophiles in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify pedophiles in a black hole. Curse pedophiles with the necronomicon. Trap pedophiles in purgatory. Bang a pedophiles testicles with a spiked bat. Throw pedophiles off a twelve story building. Freeze dry pedophiles in the vacuum of space. Fry pedophiles with power lines. Feed pedophiles ricin. Kneecap a pedophile with a twelve gauge. Enslave pedophiles. Sell pedophiles organs on the black market. Run pedophiles over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw pedophiles into the grand canyon. Burn pedophiles with jet engine exhaust. Beat pedophiles to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a pedophiles asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice pedophiles to the sun god. Drop pedophiles out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed pedophiles to sharks. Load a pedophile into a cannon and shoot the pedophile at a concrete wall. Keel Haul pedophiles under a galleon. Disembowel pedophiles with a bayonet. Strap a pedophile to a cruise missile and launch it at a pedophile neighborhood. Drop pedophiles into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter pedophiles. Lure pedophiles in with lolicon and trap them with bear traps. Force a pedophile to learn calculus, then kill the pedophile anyway. Atomize pedophiles with a powerfist. Throw pedophiles into vats full of FEV virus. Choke pedophiles with barbed wire. Throw pianos at pedophiles from 40-story buildings. Throw pedophiles at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze pedophiles in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie pedophiles to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot pedophiles with syringe guns. Defecate on pedophile food stamps. Make pedophiles pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire pedophiles into the orbit. Strangle a pedophile with a rear naked choke. Put advertisement posters on pedophiles then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate pedophiles with depleted uranium. Burn a pedophile's passport. Airdrop pedophiles into North Korea. Imprison pedophiles in Siberia. Flay a pedophiles face off with a Thracian falx. Rape a pedophile's anus with a Zwei Hander. Shoot a pedophile directly with the Yamato naval gun. Strike a pedophile's brachial plexus with a cattle prod. Cavalry charge into a group of a pedophiles. Crush a pedophiles head off with a Roman Naval Corvus. Incinerate pedophiles with invisible methanol flamethrowers. Shoot tactical nuclear recoilless smoothbore guns directly into pedophiles. Space drop pedophiles into blue hypergiants. Achieve Total Pedophile Death.

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>>18612862
> we all look like this and say this

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>1: i hate piracy
>2: i would never mod any of my game consoles my ai companion buys me
>3: my favorite drink is boba
>4: im from New York
>5: my favorite color is light green

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>>18612878
> ai companion

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my life is like a video game

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i eat something this morning
i drank water
i like cats
i have a 3ds nintendo console
i shitted this morning

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Im an animal
Im a female
I had sex
My height is above 220
I live on mars

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>>18612891
>3ds
hi gigachad

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REDDIT

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THIS IS LITERALLY REDDIT THE THREAD

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>>18612866
>1. I am a guy
>2. I am 6 feet tall
>3. I am white
>4. I live in a house
>5. I have 2 dogs
>6. im also a pedophilic jartycuck who goons to 'p daily

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DOWN

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>REDDIT
>THIS IS LITERALLY REDDIT THE THREAD
>DOWN

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i can draw

 ā„–18612918[Quote]

1. I am a girl
2. I am 6 feet short
3. I am black
4. I live outside a house
5. I have 2 cats

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>>18612918
> black wompa on my jardee?

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1. I am brown
2. I am 5'6.
3. I'm learning systems engineering
4. I'm unemployed
5. My favorite media is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

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>>18612928
Erm…sweaty…did you just…insult a black woman? How dare you disrespect a plus-sized black woman of color!

 ā„–18612964[Quote]

1. I am non binary
2. I am 3 feet tall
3. I am half white half black
4. I live in a house but sleep on the streets
5. I have 1 dog

 ā„–18612968[Quote]

I'm white
I spend most of my free time cuddling my gf
I'm 6'1
I work as an electrician
I like 80s rock music

 ā„–18612969[Quote]

1 I have magenta skin
2 I used to own an imageboard website
3 I live in the U.K
4 I like cave story
5 I’m miserable and I hate myself

 ā„–18612978[Quote]

1. I'm aroace and gay
2. I'm trans
3. I'm a demon kitty
4. My favorite colors are red, black and yellow
5. I have EVIL AUTISM
>No fuckin arrow

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i eat nothing this morning
i didn't drank water
i hate cats
i don't have a 3ds nintendo console
i didn't shitted this morning

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>>18612978
Those who know

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>>18612903
I NEVER SAID THAT

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>>18612978
Holy gigachad

 ā„–18613002[Quote]

1. I am white
2. I am 6'5.
3. I'm forgetting systems engineering
4. I'm employed
5. My favorite media is GoGo's Regular Adventure

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>>18613002
Kys oppositefag

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1. I am genderfluid
2. I am 30 feet tall
3. I am half mexican half jewish
4. I live outside a street but sleep on the house
5. I have 1 cat

 ā„–18613070[Quote]

I'm black
I spend most of my free time cuddling my body pillow
I'm 1'6
I unwork as an neutrician
I hate 08s rap sound effects

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>>18613045
>>18613070
Shut the fuck up you oppositenigger

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1 I have green skin
2 I used to destroy an imageboard website
3 I live in the U.A.E
4 I hate cave story
5 I’m glad and I love myself

 ā„–18613095[Quote]

1. I am negrophilic
2. I am 2100.27 feet tall
3. I am quarter Israeli quarter iranian quarter korean quarter black
4. I live inside a toilet
5. I have a fat lizard nigger

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>>18613095
stop doxxing me

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1. I'm bisexual and straight
2. I'm cis
3. I'm an angel dog
4. My least favorite colors are red, black and yellow
5. I have GOOD NEUROTYPICALITY
>A fuckin arrow

 ā„–18613180[Quote]

1. I am crackerphilic
2. I am -2100.27 feet tall
3. I am quarter palestinian quarter iraqi quarter north korean quarter white
4. I live outside a sink
5. I have a skinny blizzard cracker

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i was raped yesterday

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>>18613186
BRO……

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i raped someone yesterday

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I will have consensual sex tomorrow

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>>18613215
moralfag

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