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Why do suicidebaitera always use medication to an hero?

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yes this is snca but i know he is lying and he actively posts here, he may as well be reading this

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I'm a suicide baiter but i don't use cord

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so yeah basically, ACTUALLY kill yourself chris

 №18608658[Quote]

They always use ineffective doses because they are pussy and use suicide threats for pity.

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>I'm a suicide baiter but i don't use cord

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>>18608658
medication is inherently a shitty method of suicide, anyone who is actually committed will use one of the following
1.firearm
2.explosive
3.car exhaust/nitrogen gas

 №18608778[Quote]

kill yourself soyjakchris@proton.me

 №18608813[Quote]

Just use a shotgun holy fuck

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>>18608668
Real gigas get in a shootout with CIA agents to die

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>>18608813
>b-but if i use a gun i cannot suicidejeet on der cord

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>intentionally using suicide methods with a higher likelihood of survival

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I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS CHRIS

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>>18608860
>attempting suicide by standing in the rain and waiting to be struck by lightning

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im here guys i took them im so scared

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who's chris

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i wish i didnt take them

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fuck im sorrry guys

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>>18608889
USE A FIREARM USE A FIREARM GO TO A GUN STORE STOP SUICIDEJEETING

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my heart is beating so fast im scared

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>>18608889
It's gonna feel really good for a while and then you'll pass out and wake up in a puddle of vomit

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>>18608910
GET A GUN GET A GUN GET A GUN GO TO A GUN STORE AND BUY A FIREARM YOU ARE AN US RESIDENT IN A STATE WITH LAX GUN LAWS

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>>18608886
ITT we come up with the weirdest ways to commit suicide.
(Don't actually do it. Those who do contribute to natural selection.)

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>(Don't actually do it. Those who do contribute to natural selection.)

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It took like 2 people suicide baiting to make me fully stop caring about 'teens commiting suicide
I couldnt care less nigger please do kys

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>State permit required to purchase?NoNo
>Firearm registration?NoNo

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im crying

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>>18608963
Idk who this nigga is but did he edit himself to be hugging that one female school shooter kek

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>>18608974
Chris you're a retarded attentionwhore and your chosen method of "suicide" proves this I am way past caring about it

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>>18608974
Can you post an ass pic real quick since you're gonna die anyways

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>>18608998
He won't because he is not gonna die, he probably overdosed on his bpd schizo meds and nothing will happen besides vomiting

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>>18608974
retarded tranny

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go fuck yourself chris nigger who cried wolf

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>>18608998
Isnt he the fat nigga why would you want to see his ass

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>>18609077
new 'cado o algo

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>>18608943
That's a rather unique collection of Gigachads.

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>>18609119
You could say it is a rare collection

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this isn't some namefag obsession website
Kill yourself faggots
go to booru or kiwifarms

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>this isn't some namefag obsession website
>Kill yourself faggots
>go to booru or kiwifarms

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>>18608928
Drink gallon of laxative and use the shit to propeller yourself into space but then suffocate because no oxygen in space

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>>18609218
Throw a rock to a powerline while attaching it to a string attached to your body



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