/soy/ - Soyjaks

This is Leiutenent Cobson writing.
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Xe have been 'ombarded with 'rimstone for months. The shelling 'as been constant and unceasing. The soy line must hold. The whole 'arty front depends on it.
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There 'as been rumors of the 'oal that kills the 'arty for months now.
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The other 'jaks speak of it with great fear, at this point it is only daily coal that I fear.
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Impish was hit by a Jartycvck 'achine gun as xe went 'ver the top 'esterday. I 'ad to watch xim bleed out in no 'jaks land.
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Xe cried out to xis Nintendo 64 for 'ours. Eyes 'mploring us to 'elp xim. Ears 'orn completely off 'lood pooling the 'arty dirt.
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What 'ould we 'ave done? 'ouldn't even 'ave our 'edic Soystien go out to help xim, the Jartycuck machine gunners were 'robably glued to xheir iron sights, like vultures… just waiting.
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Xe 'ad a waifu at home, and 2 small babyjaks. Xe never even got to meet xhem.
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Xe drank the same 'oylent as the rest of us in the trenches. Ate the same bugs as us. Xe had 'reams of 8 bit games, and maybe even a small jewtube 'channel. One that reviews Marvel movies, D'n'd, and Funko Pops.
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Small 'reams like these keep us 'jaks warring against the Jartycucks. I 'ave to try very hard to hold on to these. It is difficult. Very.
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Deaths like these happen every day. The Jartycvcks are advancing, at glacial pace, but 'dvancing nonetheless. We 'eed to 'old the line, but it has cost us many 'jaks.
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Not just men to the morgue. Feral went loony 3 nights ago. The shelling had been affecting him for weeks, but I guess he snapped.
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Xe kept 'ttempting to hop the 'rench, and run into no man's land. Screaming out to the Chuds to fire on him; blood was 'ouring out of xis nose due to how forceful xis screaming was.
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Soystein said it was 'ellshock. Soyburg had objections too, but mainly ones 'volving sending Feral home, 'ven though he was beyond agitated. I am skeptical, frankly. I have seen shell shock this was something else. It is only one 'jak though.





All is quiet on the 'arty front.

'igned,
Cobson.
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P.S. after Prime Minister Salt's appointment of Dictator of Lesotho, I am afraid we may lose this war.