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File: 16775131114734528.mp4 📥︎ (10.32 MB, 264x480) ImgOps

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'town on the 'log

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>'town on the 'log

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I genuinely swore my whole life i'd never watch that back when I was a sensitive cuck normie because I thought it'd traumatize me or whatever like people were saying but this is quite mild

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Did he survive?

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This isn't as bad as I thought it would be, but what could he possibly have done to end up in that sticky situation

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>Did he survive?

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>>18605093 (OP)
What the fuck is town and what's the context

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>>18605280
He didnt pay 5 pesos

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>>18605296
blah blah blah he no es pay the cartelos 0.00000000000031 centos so now ay no es bueno we have to cut his skin off

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>>18605249
Yes he thankfully survived only sustaining minor injuries on his foot

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>>18605296
gotta make a move to a town thats right for me

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why did they do this

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Is this the full video? If yes then why is it called funky town gore if the song only plays at the end

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>>18605330
he called the cartel brappy and owed them 0.5 pesos

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>>18605337
did he survive this?

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>>18605330
you already know

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>>18605335
I'm guessing it's called that since it's ironic for a fun song to be in a gore video

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does anyone have the IAS version

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>>18605335
because it's the most catchy one

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>>1860534
yes hes my uncle ernesto but he cant talk anymore

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>>18605093 (OP)
OYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOS

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>>18605344
what do you think

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>>18605359
what the fuck did i tag? i meant >>18605344

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>>18605363
Shut up doctoddler

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>>18605354
dis one?

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I wonder if he felt bad considering they injected him adrenaline

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>>18605352
cartels sometimes play loud fun music to drown out peoples screams because they're fuggen demented and evil and just so desensitised

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>>18605354
Marge…

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>>18605365
i would have survived so i think he did

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>>18605309
>>18605344

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>>18605370
no not that one there was one with red sinplier imposed on his skinless """"face"""" except he's not grinning evilly

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Higher quality extended upload? damn

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>>18605398
why did ju sage bro

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>asking if the guy who got his face and hands cut off survived

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>>18605204

nigga wtf do you mean it's mild

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does he have eyes?

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>>18605370
This reminds me of that one 'jak from coaloween traced from the gif with the spic with his head sawed in half

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nuke mexico, honestly, this video is like their only export

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>>18605416 they probably wouldve taken them out for maximum heckin pain and evil mayhem

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>>18605414
its not the worst cartel video
ghost rider zacatecas and no mercy in mexico are worse

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The guy in the video ended up surviving only sustaining minor injuries on his foot and the part no one tells you about is that the cartel guys that did this to him later became his best friends and were the bestest of buddies until they died of old age

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>>18605429
do you have either and what are they

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>>18605429
ive watched both, funkytown is worse

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File: 1753376561JUbc3GDIvkG-Gg~3.mp4 📥︎ (45.18 MB, 608x1080) ImgOps

Kill pedophiles. Behead pedophiles. Roundhouse kick a pedophile into the concrete. Slam dunk a pedophile into the trashcan. Crucify filthy pedos. Defecate in a pedophiles food. Launch pedophiles into the sun. Stir fry pedophiles in a wok. Toss pedophiles into active volcanoes. Urinate into a pedophile's gas tank. Judo throw pedophiles into a wood chipper. Twist pedophiles' heads off. Report pedophiles to the IRS. Karate chop pedophiles in half. Curb stomp pregnant black pedophiles. Trap pedophiles in quicksand. Crush pedophiles in the trash compactor. Liquefy pedophiles in a vat of acid. Eat pedophiles. Dissect pedophiles. Exterminate pedophiles in the gas chamber. Stomp pedophile skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate pedophiles in the oven. Lobotomize pedophiles. Mandatory executions for pedophiles. Grind pedophiles in the garbage disposal. Drown pedophiles in fried chicken grease. Vaporize pedophiles with a ray gun. Kick old pedophiles down the stairs. Feed pedophiles to alligators. Slice pedophiles with a katana. Put a bomb in a pedophile's mouth. Throw knives at pedophiles. Inflate pedophiles until they pop. Send pedophiles into a blackhole. Castrate pedophiles. Feed pedophiles poisoned food. Force pedophiles to walk the plank. Push pedophiles into a pit. Kneel on a pedophile's neck. Curse pedophiles with a spell. Stuff pedophiles into the meat grinder machine and turn it on. Flatten pedophiles with a tank. Pop a pedophile's car tire. Strike pedophiles with a sledge hammer. Make pedophiles swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a pedophile's limbs. Airdrop pedophiles into Antarctica. Throw pedophiles off the boat. Pressurize pedophiles into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a pedophile's ass. Falcon-punch a pedophile in the face. Make pedophiles into fiction. Blow pedophiles heads off with grenade launchers. Blow pedophiles brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock pedophiles in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail pedophiles to a cross and stab them. Run over pedophiles with a tank feet-first. Crush pedophiles with a press. Attack pedophiles with acid. Boil pedophiles in a pan. Lock pedophiles inside a brazen bull. Burn pedophiles alive. Drag pedophiles across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on pedophiles. Quarter pedophiles. Impale pedophiles on a pike. Total pedophile death. Tenderize pedophiles with a mallet. Ionise pedophiles in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate pedophiles in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify pedophiles in a black hole. Curse pedophiles with the necronomicon. Trap pedophiles in purgatory. Bang a pedophiles testicles with a spiked bat. Throw pedophiles off a twelve story building. Freeze dry pedophiles in the vacuum of space. Fry pedophiles with power lines. Feed pedophiles ricin. Kneecap a pedophile with a twelve gauge. Enslave pedophiles. Sell pedophiles organs on the black market. Run pedophiles over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw pedophiles into the grand canyon. Burn pedophiles with jet engine exhaust. Beat pedophiles to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a pedophiles asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice pedophiles to the sun god. Drop pedophiles out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed pedophiles to sharks. Load a pedophile into a cannon and shoot the pedophile at a concrete wall. Keel Haul pedophiles under a galleon. Disembowel pedophiles with a bayonet. Strap a pedophile to a cruise missile and launch it at a pedophile neighborhood. Drop pedophiles into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter pedophiles. Lure pedophiles in with lolicon and trap them with bear traps. Force a pedophile to learn calculus, then kill the pedophile anyway. Atomize pedophiles with a powerfist. Throw pedophiles into vats full of FEV virus. Choke pedophiles with barbed wire. Throw pianos at pedophiles from 40-story buildings. Throw pedophiles at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze pedophiles in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie pedophiles to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot pedophiles with syringe guns. Defecate on pedophile food stamps. Make pedophiles pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire pedophiles into the orbit. Strangle a pedophile with a rear naked choke. Put advertisement posters on pedophiles then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate pedophiles with depleted uranium. Burn a pedophile's passport. Airdrop pedophiles into North Korea. Imprison pedophiles in Siberia. Flay a pedophiles face off with a Thracian falx. Rape a pedophile's anus with a Zwei Hander. Shoot a pedophile directly with the Yamato naval gun. Strike a pedophile's brachial plexus with a cattle prod. Cavalry charge into a group of a pedophiles. Crush a pedophiles head off with a Roman Naval Corvus. Incinerate pedophiles with invisible methanol flamethrowers. Shoot tactical nuclear recoilless smoothbore guns directly into pedophiles. Space drop pedophiles into blue hypergiants. Achieve Total Pedophile Death.

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>>18605431
rival cartel members are my very best frienda

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>>18605438
'gated

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>>18605429

well yeah but even then calling this shit mild can't be normal

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>>18605432
Watchpeopledie.tv has the first two
The last one has a 14 year old getting his heart cut out so I obviously dont have that one

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>>18605456
>website with age verification SNCA has it
who fucking cares nigger, no one should use watchclittiesleak

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the worst video is some guy getting thrown into acid whilst they cut his face with scissors

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>>18605438
Only reason why funkytown isnt that bad is because it's too low quality tbh
Also the guy getting tortured was a rival cartel member probably

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>>18605456
I don't use watchgoyimdie or any gore sharing site because theyre all probably loaded with malware

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>>18605468
There are other gore sites but they're all flooded with porn/malware ads

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so yall niggas unironically watch gore in ur spare time

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>>18605487
I don't use them but like get an adblocker?

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>>18605485
WPD is the only one without those ads except for 4cuck but both are riddled with trannies

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>>18605487
>not using an adblocker

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do y'all think the guy who died did it on purpose so this video could be on bald men with glasses website

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>>18605505
ITT we go back in time and ask him

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>>18605495
>>18605503
Its those ads that randomly redirect you to some nophono website if you click anywhere on the site so idk if adblockers work for that

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>>18605468
>watchclittiesleak

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>>18605514

yo is mucho happy mi death is in el bald putos with los glasses website o algo asi

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>>18605520
i can confirm that yes adblockers work for that, on clittyfox at least

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>>18605505
>making the cartel flay your face and behead you with a box cutter while getting pumped with adrenaline so you can be on a shitty thread

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>>18605392
What is sinplier

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mentally ill

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>>18605093 (OP)
i was never really scared of this because it just looks like cgi

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this video could have been so much worse if meximutts weren't using a fucking obamaphone or whatever to record

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holy shit i stood up too fast and my brain went black

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Best of salt turned the party into a gore website

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>>18605554
>thinking he only did this for the bald men with glasses website that was made 3 years later

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>>18605586

you clicked on the clearly gore thread nigger of course there's gonna be gire

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cartel something that special forces correct these highway men and food pads will be subject to military objectives

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>>18605558
markiplier subvariant with a24's eyes and wholesome soyjak's grin so it looks like bone chilling slowburn disturbing kino

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>>18605598

>gire

fuck I'm esl

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>>18605598
ITT we convince salt to wordfilter gore to gire

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best of salt

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>>18605588
he's actually soot's dad so he told his son to make the sharty so that his death will be remembered o algo

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do you think the man who died in this video ever farted in a toilet and flushed it

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>best of salt

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>>18605657
Now we're asking the real questions

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they stuck a bibisi in his mouth at 0:58


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