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PREVIOUS THREADS
https://archived.st/soy/thread/18503579.html
https://archived.st/soy/thread/18510946.html
After leaving the old SoyMail office (which was just a basement) ever since they found you out, you have now gone into hiding into the city's sewer system, in which you have found willing ideological allies to set up a new temporary office. As of now, you're making fun of a gigger for his OGD in a rundown clinic turned asylum, but have to get back to your temporary office in the sewers. How do you do this without being caught by them?

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no the bibisi thing doesnt count for the second one
>marge?
second chived thread

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i put some effort into this bvmperino

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>>18602949 (OP)
Cover youself in poop for camouflage

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>>18602949 (OP)
Send them to joyjak.st to rape their glowie spy devices.

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>>18603052
marge its 1985 what would joyjak.st be underground scat porn magazines

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Can you give a tldr on the story so far?

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>>18603074
I'm reading it right now for context, I think it'd be wise to read up on it and wait for OP to continue the story on all the prompts.

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>>18603061
Then give them an 80s version of joyjak.st.

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i need a summary this is too incompressible

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>>18603103
>>18603074
tldr soymail kind of underground newspaper mixed with proto-internet
started off in basement regular day than glowies go to your door you kill one and flee into the woods you stockpile weapons at a cabin and then another shoootout you leave for the sewers set up a small office there and then go to giggertown and train with your stockpile of weapons and you got bored and made fun of a gigger for ogd

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stop making fun of the ogd gigger, gigaquote him until he becomes your friend

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>>18603042
>>18603052
>>18603090
>>18603171
You decide to say sorry to the OGD victim, before mailing some of the joyjak material to the local FBI office just to get at them. After that, you go to the septic tank and cover yourself in shit, before telling the other members to disperse and head back to the sewers. As you, now AK in hand (from the giggers), try to sneak into the forest as to not get caught, do you get caught anyways or no?

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bumping this so its not burried in bait

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>>18603406
"Your IP address currently does not meet the requirements to vote on polls."

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>>18603406
(where's chud and impjak btw?)

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>>18603636
returned to sewerbase

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>>18603406
Sneak back all the way to the place where you and your gang shot up the feds, see if anything interesting is there to loot

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You WILL NOT get caught in the forest

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>>18603712
>>18603731
You decide to head back to the suburbs to see what has happened since, with a new disguise after the poop one was too stinky. You see it cordoned off by police, and some men in black in the house. What do you do?

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>>18603864
(I was talking about the shootout in the forest whoops)
go into the house and bring the BBC dildoes out… they're ESSENTIAL for defeating your foes.

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seca

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>>18603934
You recover the BBC dildos from the backyard, and flee before they see you. You are finally back at the sewer base now, planning to recruit new people for the cause, while Chud tries his luck at homemade explosives. Whom do you recruit from?

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what if br-AACKKK

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>>18604043
If you have access to the BBC BBS, use it to spread propaganda to your cause by claiming you will help turn BNWO real

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>>18604043
Find the most mentally unstable gigger to strap explosives on to suicide bob the feds

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>>18604043
throw poop at neighbor lady

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>>18604135
>>18604141
>>18604163
You go back to the forest, manage to find a very mentally unstable gigger, and manage to tell him that "PLANTING EXPLOSIVES IN FBI OFFICES WOULD MAKE YOU THE MOST CHADDIEST GIGGER TO EVER BE UNDER THE GRACE OF GOD". He accepts… a bit too much as instead he has decided to hijack a truck filled with ""plant fertilizer"", gasoline, among other things. A rival BBS, named "BBC WORLD", is able to be hacked by chud due to their shit security, and he decides to announce the formation of the BNWO. Finally, impjak throws shit at a homeless man next to our offices. What do you do as the gigger drives closer and closer to the FBI office?

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>>18604438
Inform the FBI and circumvent it.

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too much bait go UPPP

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>>18604438
Get on top of the truck, as you wield the BBC dildo like a sword and raise it above your head asif you were commanding the truck like an absolute boss

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>>18604454
>>18604521
You inform the FBI about the bombing… after you ride the truck BBC dildo in hand screaming and jumping off. The gigger kamikazies his truck straight into the FBI office, killing himself, and causes a few dozen glowies deaths and hundreds more injuries. What do you do now with the local glowies crippled?

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bump

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soycucks wouid rather bump 'erhell bait than an adventure thread jsid

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i'll do something else
if someone reppies i might get back to this



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