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ITT we do and adventure theard in oekaki…. But it's everyphono in dis theard doing the Adventure or something
>Lazy slf do It yourself
No

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Nate stands in an empty room. Well, its not really empty. You have your trusty old desk with your dusty old desktop PC on it, which you exclusively use for browsing the sharty. What will you do?

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damn, MPA raped adventure threads geg

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>>18596958
Turn on your computer, go onto your favorite site, soyjak.st, and post gems on /soy/

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>>18596983
You decide to goon… but just as you were typing your favorite porn website into the URL you suddenly remember those geggy never goon minions and decide to do something else instead.

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>>18597027

ignore them and goon

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>>18597027
clitty leak at femquote posters because gigachad does that

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>>18597034
Ignore "them"? Who is "them"? What were you thinking about? This stunlocks you for the next minute as you continue to imagine geggy minions running around your room.

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fml i forgot to draw the stubble

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>>18597095
leak at frogposters at soyjak.st

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>>18597144
You type
>soyjak.st
URL into your browser and go to your favorite board, /soy/. You are presented with a couple threads, but none of them are about frogs. This doesn't surprise you, however, since you only came here to reply to bait as per usual. Which one of the threads will you open?

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bumo

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selfish boomp

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bump

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>>18597241
raid thread

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>>18596983
nate feels the urge to goon so he decides to browse the sharty during euro where some faggot is probably spamming epi soytan gemmies for him to goon to. but to his horror as soon he clicks on /soy/ his screen immediately erupts into flames as jartycucks are spamming 'p so indescribably brimmy it sends SWAT teams to whoever looks at it instantly. this is later confirmed as squad cars begin to materialize on nate's lawn and his bedroom door risks breaking free of its hinges. what do you do?

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>>18597474
You click on the raid thread. It has 41 reppeys and all of them are from OP.
>bump
>up
>vp
>bumo
>bumpy bump
>issa failraid
>…
You geg at the samefaggotry and decide to help OP by bumping the thread for a couple more minutes. What will you do next?

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gem

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>>18597551
repost to /soy/ to give it attention

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>>18597524
hide behind your desk

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>>18597594
You take a screenshot of the raid thread and post in on the catty. While writing the comment for the thread, you forget to type the last equals sign, which results in fail red text. Oh well, what can you do.
While you wait for somebaldi to reply to it, you decide to do something else.

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>8 minute MPA for an oekaki

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bumo

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uppy up

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>>18597639

goon to the thread

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>>18597639
Post bait

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>>18597928
You pull down your pants and whip out your TWP, and kinda just stare at it for a bit… the longer you stare at it… the more it starts to look… like a MINION!!! and you instantly pull your pants back up.
>NEVER!
>GOON!
you repeat to yourself. You promise to never think about gooning again (at least for the next couple of panels)

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>>18597597
nate terrified crumples to a fetal position underneath his desk to hide from the nightmare unfolding. no sooner does the door burst open and in steps the imposing frame of a specialist wearing full hazard protection cautiously inching closer to the computer carrying a strange tool you can't seemingly afraid to touch the device directly. you seem to notice the official seems more interested in the computer than you at the moment but somehow you feel a growing heat and… a smell. you can't describe. you feel it isn't safe here. what do you do?

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>>18598026
uhg made so many typos sorry

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>>18598026
kick that guy on the left with your foot

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up

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bump

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bumpy bump

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bumo

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vp

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die

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>>18598433
You pretend to die. You lie down on the floor, spread your arms out and try to calm your breath. You end up looking like a retard and quickly snap out of it. You have a feeling somebaldi will finally reply to your screenshot thread, but you still have a few minutes to kill before that happens.



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