/soy/ - Soyjaks

Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor (I have a pretty big.shower.), and pretend i'm Augustus who has been raped by barbarians (I'm German in real life). I sit and hold my head in my hands, rocking it back and forth and sobbing quietly, then I quickly splash some water over my face and wipe the imaginary mascara off my eyes until it runs down my cheeks. At this point, I'm usually fairly distraught. Next, I open my mouth and wash the imaginary semen out. I make sure I gag and splutter, sometimes I even put my fingers down my throat to make sure it's all gone. The final stage is the most emotionally draining part of the entire ordeal. stand up, put my ass under the shower flow, then lean forward and begin to wash the imaginary cum of my rapists out of my asshole and "vagina" (I just pretend). I do this for quite a while, to make sure it's all gone. Then I collapse on the floor again and just break down hysterically. No roman should ever go through what I just did, all Germanics are animals.