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'teens help me. My gf asked me to have sex. But i don't know how to and sex scares me.

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Watch porn and learn chud

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>>18586925
Are you serious? What the fuck am i supposed to learn from watching gooner slop?

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put pee pee in hole

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>>18586943
watch gay porn then

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You have a GIRLFRIEND? Get the fuck out of the site normgroid fakecel

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You have to put your dick inside her vagina

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>>18586948
Is it literally that simple? And then after doing that. What happens next?

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>>18586960
Either you cum inside her and make babies or if you're a soyboy cuck you pull out or use a condom

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>>18586958
that is fucking gross. I fucking pee from my penis and im supposed to put it where women pee also? Fucking disgusting. Also fucking scary how women have holes in them that literally chop off your penis.

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>im starting to get really scared now

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>>18586973
Is that how you make babies…..
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THAT A BIRD FROM HEAVEN BROUGHT ME. WHAT THE FUCK?! SO MY PARENTS DID THIS SEX THING AND INJECTED SPERM IN VAGINA TO CREATE ME?! AND IM SUPPOSED TO DO THE SAME?!

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ClipboardImage nigger

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>>18586989
Yes. I'm sorry you had to find out the truth this way, but better late than never

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>>18586990
I don't have the patience to download every 'jak. I only download gifs and gigas

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>>18586979
Dont worry when you will dodis it won't feel disgusting, quite the opposite actually

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>>18587002
I raisin you not. I seriously didn't know. I swear by fauci. Btw im in my 20s.

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>this thread

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>>18587012
But i don't want to pee sperm in my gf. I already have a hard tim kissing her because its gross and i don't want girl bacteria.

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so you stick your dick into her pussy and start going back and forward with your dick

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>>18586876 (OP)
you don't need to, forcing sex on a partner counts as grooming.

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>>18587029
Really? So her vagina is supposed to swallow my penis? And i need to move back and forward? Sorry this just makes me anxious as fuck.

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>>18587024
mpa hell

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>>18587054
just keep doing it ok

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>>18587066
Okay position? Are you supposed to put the penis in the vagina while standing? Or in bed but how?

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>>18587084
in bed works best go on top of her if you want to impregnate her

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>>18587090
IMPREGNATE? BUT IM STILL A YOUNG ADULT I CANT BE A FATHER NOW?! YOU REALLY WANT ME TO PEE SPERM IN HER VAGINA? EWWW WHAT THE FUCK I DONT WANT TO MAKE A DISGUSTING MESS IN HER.

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>>18587101
find a condom at your local store

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>>18587106
A condom? So i should pee my sperm in some bag? How does it work? Do i like remove my penis from her vagina and pee my sperm in it?

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Sex is normgroidslop, just rape her

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>>18587111
no it goes on your dick and it stops cum from going outside the rubber

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>>18587116
doe some go into the foid

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>>18587122
just make sure there aren't any holes

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>>18587116
okay fine… il follow your instructions. If i get traumatized from doing this thing called sex. I will blame you

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>>18587125
and also use plenty of WATER-BASED lube to prevent microtears

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CUT OFF YOUR PENIS RIGHT NOW DON'T DO IT, CHUD

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>>18587130
but how am i going to pee then?

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>>18587130
dont listen to the tranny

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Don't do it! You will lose your virginity and never be clean again

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>>18587134
You won't have a dick but you'll still have the pee hole

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>>18587130
>>18587134
ACTUALLY, JUST CUT OFF YOUR BALL SACK, LEAVE YOUR DICK SO YOU CAN PEE
THIS IS URGENT

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>>18586876 (OP)
kill her to preserve your honor as a wizard

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>>18587160
soyboys dodis doe

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>>18587127
DO NOT DO THIS

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>>18587160
IF YOU CUT OFF THE BALLS YOU CAN'T PRODUCE TESTOSTERONE ANYMORE AND WITHOUT HORMONES YOU DIE YOU HAVE TO CHOP OFF THE DICK AND MAKE A HOME BENEATH THE BALLS WHERE YOU REROUTE THE PEE HOLE BUT YOU HAVE TO SIT ON THE TOILET OR ELSE IT GOES EVERYWHERE

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>>18587166
eunich maxxing is aryan

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>>18587172
HOLE, NOT HOME

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>>18587172
just inject test to compensate

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>>18587174
ev&oe numales do it so their baby is guaranteed to be the BVLL's

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>>18586989
>believing that a stork flying down from the sky brought you when you were a baby

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>GF
if you're gonna have pre-marital sex, then your child will be born a bastard. An abomination to the beauty of unification between two persons. Nusois really give birth to bastard children…

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>>18587242
So tell that didy foid to buzz off

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>>18587242
>YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CEREMONY AND COMMITMENT TO THE WOMEN YOU PROCREATE WITH JUST BECAUSE MY BOOK SAYS SO, OK?

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>>>18587242 (You)
>>YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CEREMONY AND COMMITMENT TO THE WOMEN YOU PROCREATE WITH JUST BECAUSE MY BOOK SAYS SO, OK?

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>>18587242
marriage? Well… thinking about getting married with her makes me blush hard.

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>>18586876 (OP)
just go for it 'teen
pro tip: it doesnt slide in smooth like porn, you kinda have to grab your dick and foce it to get it
also please USE CONDOMS YOU NIGGER, i almost impregnated my gf once and it scared me for weeks

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>>18587286
force it to get in*

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>>18587242
or just dont cum inside her like a normal person

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>>18587286
Why are you having pre-marital sex πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜±πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€€πŸ€€πŸ€€πŸ€€πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…

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>>18587286
After thinking a bit. I wouldn't mind becoming a father. Id love to become the first 'teen to become a father.
>sharty babies are real

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>>18587286
Kill yourself sex-having nigger

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>>18587301
cause im giga
>having sex

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my gf asked me something similar and i just said i wanted to wait until we're married, she's kind of conservative so she said that's probably the smartest thing to do

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>>18587295
or dont have pre-marital sex you chimp

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>>18587306
But it's pre-marital sex🀀🀀🀀🀀🀀🀀🀀🀀πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€€πŸ€€πŸ€€πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…πŸ…

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go back sexhaver this is an incel website

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>>18587286
Wait really that i have to put my penis in because it wont go it smooth? One bad part i have a pretty damn big penis.. wouldn't i hurt my gf?

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>>18587317
hey can we not talk about penises, thats kinda gross

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>>18587286
You're supposed to get her wet from foreplay nigger

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>>18587308
How ya'll niggas just get a gf? Ya'll lyin' I thought ya'll was incels pub mo mup didda mofuggen bix nood kfc sheeit

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>>18587303
man if you really wanna become a father with this girl you're sure you'll love for life then wait till marriage, or atleast untill youre like 30, dont have babies in your 20s 'teen

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>>18587310
holy clittyleak

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>>18587284
also an addition to marriage, the happy memory of being married is gonna be giga. the jews actually dont want you to get married, and rather have casual sex

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gemmy thread

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>>18587323
idk, these niggas are all glowwies, no real 'teen would ever so much as look at a woman

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>>18587317
Im ashamed of having a +21cm penis… i would prefer to make it shorter.

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Guys I shat on the street today

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>>18587317
depends on your girl doe, it was both our first times, i had to like hold it and really force it to get in
if youre afraid you'll hurt her just dont go fully geg, i didnt go fully and she liked it

>>18587321
geg she went for me first, that was our very first opportunity to fuck

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>>18587363
did you throw it at someone or did you eat it?

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>>18587323
dude i have zero social skills, my gf (now ex) went for me first, and all i did was bet all my points on making my appearance better geg

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>>18587367
I'm not deranged, all I did was take a dookie

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>>18587363
>Guys I shat on the street today

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>>18587374
Rare gigaquote

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>>18587365
my penis is +21cm long. I fucking hate it. I would rather want it to be short. She also keeps on talking about it making me fucking ashamed. Am i literally nothing but a dildo for her?

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>>18587374
legendary giga
>>18587394
stop complaining about having too much fortune nigga

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that is fucking gross. I fucking pee from my penis and im supposed to put it where women pee also? Fucking disgusting. Also fucking scary how women have holes in them that literally chop off your penis.

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>>18587394
>Am i literally nothing but a dildo for her?
idk man go ahead and ask her that, i personally would feel pretty proudful
why does it make you ashamed

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that is fucking gross. I fucking pee from my penis and im supposed to put it where women pee also? Fucking disgusting. Also fucking scary how women have holes in them that literally chop off your penis.

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>>18587401
we should kill all women to solve this issue

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if you have no fucking idea what you are doing then let her be ontop, chud

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>that is fucking gross. I fucking pee from my penis and im supposed to put it where women pee also? Fucking disgusting. Also fucking scary how women have holes in them that literally chop off your penis.

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By killing all women we solve OP's issues and suffering

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>>18587303
ev&oe froot most likely has a caca rn

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>>18587399
> having too much fortune nigga
No this is a fucking curse. Its annoying. Every day i touch the bowl of the toilet with my dick and it makes me puke. Every day i have struggle finding good pair of pants, i cant wear any tight clothing at all without getting stared at by gooners which disgusts me and add in i have to hide my boners like a fucking loser
>>18587410
I did once ask me. She did jokingly say it that i am her dildo but then told me to shut up and said that im a cute dummy.
I might be a bit dense with this matter.

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>>18587470
also add in. If i have morning wood and i move in bed i end up bending my dick and that fucking hurts really bad.

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>>18587470
>Every day i touch the bowl of the toilet with my dick and it makes me puke.
its 8 inches not 200 you can stand further back.
>Every day i have struggle finding good pair of pants, i cant wear any tight clothing at all without getting stared at by gooners which disgusts me and add in i have to hide my boners like a fucking loser
skill issue, buy better clothes

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>>18587499
I meant the inside of the toilet bowl. Add in i have OCD along with autism. I always have to fucking sit bizarrely whenever i take a shit.

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>>18587522
oh that happens to me too, you could wrap it in a towelette or in toilet paper



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