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JOINS APPROVE NQW
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unplug xis pc
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break into Dan's room and shove a bomb up his ass
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turn off all the electricity in the house
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>>18574483Nate tries to unplug Dan's PC, until he realizes that the plug is in Dan's room and that he hallucinated that the plug for Dan's PC was right infront of him.
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>>18574488JSID the power in the house
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>>18574492He then goes to the circuit breaker of his house and switches them all off. The house goes dark, same goes for Dan's room, who goes into a feral rage after someone interrupted his gooning session.
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Also you have to beware of Nate's parents, who are both RETARDED NIGGERS who don't even care that one of their children is a porn addict from eating green beans.
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Kill your parents.
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>>18574494Call your friend Chud and ask him to come over and help
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>>18574499Nate then kills his parents due to them being such neglectful faggots for almost two decades now. He has to hide the evidence though, as the glowies might know.
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If James is autistic he probably knows how a circuit breaker works, send him to cut off power to dans room so he canβt look at βp
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>>18574507Nate then calls his friend, Chud L. Itykell to come over and help him, both to hide the evidence and to stop Dan from gooning.
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>>18574508Throw your computer in an ocean with everything completely deleted and reseted.
Burn the bodies and hide the remains under soil.
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>>18574519Nate then calls James to help him with the circuit breaker, who successfully restores power to every room in the house except for Dan's, who is still in feralrage.
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>>18574529Throw the computer of James and also throw your computer in the ocean to hide the evidence.
Hide the burned remains of the bodies under soil.
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>>18574526Nate tries to grab the computer, before he realized he hallucinated again as he hasn't entered Dan's room yet.
Nate also burns his parents' bodies and hides the remains under soil.
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>>18574535Enter the room and destroy the computer.
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>>18574540He breaks open to Dan's room, then crushes his computer by jumping on it, destroying it. Dan is about to sperg out…
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>>18574547Call the Internet addiction hotline and infotm that Dan is sperging out.
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>>18574552Nate calls the 'net addiction Hotline, and tell them about Dan who is addicted to the internet, porn, is autistic and is sperging out right now so caution must be taken.
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>>18574555Wait for the specialists to come home.
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>>18574560While Dan is sperging out trying to beat up Nate for not only disrupting his gooning session but making sure he can't goon again for a long time, he hides under his bed and waits for the internet addiction people to reach his house
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>>18574569hit the griddy on dan
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>>18574569Do an elaborate prank to scare the shit out of Dan.
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>>18574574Nate then pokes fun at Dan by
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>>18574577Do an elaborate prank to scare the shit out of Dan…Flofododood
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>>18574578Nate does an elaborate prank that he did a thrembillion years ago on Troonella on Dan, who gets so scared he shits his pants and breaks his saying of how doctoddlers suck
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>>18574584Record the nusoi fail and post it to the Sharty.
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>>18574584bury dan in poop until he breaks down crying
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>>18574593He records the nusoi-skinwalking-as-an-oldsoi fail to the sharty to prove that soybooru lqst.
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Aryan beats op
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>>18574598Check the replies.
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>>18574602He then checks the replies and 20% are secretly angry baiters from SoyBooru and 80% are sharty partiots
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>>18574609Harass a neighbor for GEGs while bored.
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>>18574621He then harasses a neighbor, Norman Alson for gegs
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>>18574633Can you be at least be creative when writing replies? This is so bare.
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failthread
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nate rapes op to death and then sets himself on fire like that tranny
storys over