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Nate woke up to a horrifying sight: His brother, Dan Bykes has gone far down the hellhole of gooning and has cut all contact with him. He has locked himself in his room, jerking off to SoyBooru but with the tag filter rating:explicit on. What will Nate do to save his brother? His assistants are Caca, who is a baby and James, who is very focused at the cost of being so autistic he can barely speak.
First reply decides what Nate does.

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JOINS APPROVE NQW

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unplug xis pc

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break into Dan's room and shove a bomb up his ass

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turn off all the electricity in the house

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>>18574483
Nate tries to unplug Dan's PC, until he realizes that the plug is in Dan's room and that he hallucinated that the plug for Dan's PC was right infront of him.

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>>18574488
JSID the power in the house

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>>18574492
He then goes to the circuit breaker of his house and switches them all off. The house goes dark, same goes for Dan's room, who goes into a feral rage after someone interrupted his gooning session.

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Also you have to beware of Nate's parents, who are both RETARDED NIGGERS who don't even care that one of their children is a porn addict from eating green beans.

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Kill your parents.

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>>18574494
Call your friend Chud and ask him to come over and help

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>>18574499
Nate then kills his parents due to them being such neglectful faggots for almost two decades now. He has to hide the evidence though, as the glowies might know.

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If James is autistic he probably knows how a circuit breaker works, send him to cut off power to dans room so he can’t look at β€˜p

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>>18574507
Nate then calls his friend, Chud L. Itykell to come over and help him, both to hide the evidence and to stop Dan from gooning.

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>>18574508
Throw your computer in an ocean with everything completely deleted and reseted.
Burn the bodies and hide the remains under soil.

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>>18574519
Nate then calls James to help him with the circuit breaker, who successfully restores power to every room in the house except for Dan's, who is still in feralrage.

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>>18574529
Throw the computer of James and also throw your computer in the ocean to hide the evidence.
Hide the burned remains of the bodies under soil.

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>>18574526
Nate tries to grab the computer, before he realized he hallucinated again as he hasn't entered Dan's room yet.
Nate also burns his parents' bodies and hides the remains under soil.

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>>18574535
Enter the room and destroy the computer.

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>>18574540
He breaks open to Dan's room, then crushes his computer by jumping on it, destroying it. Dan is about to sperg out…

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>>18574547
Call the Internet addiction hotline and infotm that Dan is sperging out.

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>>18574552
Nate calls the 'net addiction Hotline, and tell them about Dan who is addicted to the internet, porn, is autistic and is sperging out right now so caution must be taken.

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>>18574555
Wait for the specialists to come home.

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>>18574560
While Dan is sperging out trying to beat up Nate for not only disrupting his gooning session but making sure he can't goon again for a long time, he hides under his bed and waits for the internet addiction people to reach his house

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>>18574569
hit the griddy on dan

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>>18574569
Do an elaborate prank to scare the shit out of Dan.

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>>18574574
Nate then pokes fun at Dan by hitting the griddy

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>>18574577
Do an elaborate prank to scare the shit out of Dan…Flofododood

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>>18574578
Nate does an elaborate prank that he did a thrembillion years ago on Troonella on Dan, who gets so scared he shits his pants and breaks his saying of how doctoddlers suck

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>>18574584
Record the nusoi fail and post it to the Sharty.

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>>18574584
bury dan in poop until he breaks down crying

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>>18574593
He records the nusoi-skinwalking-as-an-oldsoi fail to the sharty to prove that soybooru lqst.

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Aryan beats op

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>>18574598
Check the replies.

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>>18574602
He then checks the replies and 20% are secretly angry baiters from SoyBooru and 80% are sharty partiots

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>>18574609
Harass a neighbor for GEGs while bored.

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>>18574621
He then harasses a neighbor, Norman Alson for gegs

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>>18574633
Can you be at least be creative when writing replies? This is so bare.

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>>18574645
This is my first post that isn't a plier, what do you expect.

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failthread

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nate rapes op to death and then sets himself on fire like that tranny
storys over



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