/soy/ - Soyjaks

Greeting Soyjak.party

I am from the future and I used this site around the time LLMjak was created. I can't tell you much because something bigger will happen after it starts spreading, but here's a summary
>Soyvil war 6 happens in 2027
Catalog looks normal until someone starts posting AI generated 'jaks
Someone makes a thread with the caption "THE MACHINES ARE LEARNING" with an image attached named LLMjak.png
It's the most soulless thing I ever seen on this site (Hence the uncanny eyes and fucked up proportions)
It doesn't gain much traction at first because everyone assumes it's just another low effort AI slop thread
A few hours later people start noticing the same 'jak appearing in completely unrelated threads
Someone makes a LLMjak variation using an AI generator and posts it
Within minutes that variation starts generating even more variations
At first everyone thinks it's just a bunch of schizos manually making these things
Then the catalog starts lagging
Hundreds of threads appear with slightly different LLMjaks
Some are blurry, some have too many eyes, some have text that looks almost like human speech but isn't
Every time someone makes a new variation the AI seems to use it to generate more
Deleting one thread does nothing because another ten appear in its place
Jannies start banning everyone posting LLMjak but the posts keep coming from new accounts
Site becomes borderline unusable due to the sheer volume of spam
Imageboards begin discussing whether the whole thing is an elaborate raid or some kind of automated AI feedback loop
Someone claims the 'jak is learning from every deleted thread and adapting to the filters
Another says it's just a bunch of bots exploiting the site's API
Nobody can prove anything because the catalog is moving too fast to investigate
Admin attempts to purge the entire catalog
LLMjak comes back within minutes
Someone posts a screenshot of the catalog with nothing but LLMjak variations stretching across every page
Caption reads "THERE IS NO ORIGINAL"
By this point the site is practically unusable from lag, duplicate uploads, and endless automated threads
Users begin migrating to other sites
Offsite raiders start mirroring the images and spreading them elsewhere
Jannies eventually lock down posting but it doesn't matter anymore
The site has become a graveyard of broken threads and cached LLMjaks
Last surviving users argue about whether LLMjak was ever a single image to begin with
Some say it was deliberately engineered by a group of AI schizos to kill the site
Some say it was an automated spam campaign that got completely out of control
One guy claims the original LLMjak was just a normal AI generated 'jak and everything else was the result of people feeding it back into generators
His thread gets 404'd before anyone can archive it»

That's all i'm going to say for now. Do not generate any LLMjaks. Do not reply to any LLMjak threads. If you see one with the filename LLMjak_final_FINAL2.png, close the tab.

Goodbye.