/soy/ - Soyjaks

Nobody fucking cares about your mass marketed dissected sea urchin fetish nigger but to answer your question my favorite is when I gorilla glue a CPAP machine on the insides of my foreskin (not too much though, shits hard to come by for me so I just mostly use rancid smegma and dick cheese instead) and go around sucking the food crumbs out of incapacitated homeless veterans beards like some luigis mansion shit and after I’ve made my bank I like to wait until the dead of night and pose like a scarecrow with some rusty rebar up my ass and wait for the precise moment where I lovingly breastfeed small woodland critters seed oil while the chipmunks all go ham on my urethra if you catch my drift.

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>>18569202 (OP)
Stam

>>18569507

Attack recently got a buff tho, but yeah stamina

I think attack is cooler

No my bitch ass parents wouldn't let me have Beyblades even when all the other kids had it

>>18569694

why