№18565582[Quote]
>Hello class, sadly Mr. Teacherstein couldn't make it today as xhe called in sick, so I'll be your substitute. You can call me *writes on board* Mr. Substitutenstein
>Alright, let's begin. Although this is calculus, since it's Trans Visibility Week, today's lesson celebrates the revolutionary contributions of trans fxlk to civilization. Math is secondary, equity first!
>We'll start with ancient Mesopotamia: trans priestesses like the gala invented writing and mathematics through their gender-expansive divine connection to Inanna, who could transform genders at will…
<(muttering to himself) stupid fucking kike pozzed jewrael-loving demonkkkrat…daring to turn my beloved math WOKE?
<(smugly) Heh…I'll teach this loyal goy faggot not to wokify my sacred trad math…
<(awkward whisper-shout, voice cracking) Mr Substitutenstein… y-you're a s-soycuck… soyboy!!!
*dead silence. Crickets. No laughs, no reaction from anyone, not even a reprimand from the teacher*
>(thinking to himself) lmao did that weirdo clittycel I stole his bitch from really just whisper that dogshit? Bro sounded like he was asking for a hall pass. Fucking embarrassing.
>(thinking to himself) Wait… same joke but with actual balls? Class will lose it. Detention is worth the clout.
>(full voice, confident) MR SUBSTITUTENSTEIN… YOU'RE A SOYCUCK SOYBOI!!!
*class erupts. girls screaming "MARRY ME CHAD", dudes dapping him up, "HIP HIP CHAD" chant starts, teacher beaming*
<<(clenching fists, muttering under breath so teacher can't hear) b-but… that was MY joke… I SAID IT FIRST…
>OK Chad, that was comedy gold. You've got a bright future, son. If your pathetic little classmate, Chuddy McHuddington had tried that, straight to detention, but your alpha aura just elevated it.
>As reward, you're free to leave the classroom. Nothing left to teach a king like you.
>HELL YEAH! PEACE LOSERS *leaves as he's cheered on*
<<(desperate yell, loud enough for everyone) B-BUT I MADE THE JOKE FIRST! LET ME OUT TOO, MR KIKENSTEIN!
>Mr. Mchuddington, please don't interrupt the lesson or I'll have to send you to detention.
>Now, as I was saying—trans folx didn't stop at Mesopotamia. They basically invented everything: the Renaissance happened because Leonardo da Vinci was secretly gender-fluid and channeled his non-binary muse to paint the Mona Lisa; the Enlightenment was powered by trans philosophers who deconstructed binary reason itself; even quantum physics owes its uncertainty principle to early 20th-century trans scientists whose fluid identities mirrored wave-particle duality. Without trans fxlk pushing boundaries beyond the cishet binary, we'd still be in the dark ages!
<<(yelling again) I SAID IT FIRST YOU KIKELOVER!
>Mr. Mchuddington, that's your second interruption after my warning. Detention.
<<I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE CHAD! THE SHARTY WILL HEAR OF THIS! I'LL DOXX YOUR ASS AND POST YOUR SISTER GETTING DESTROYED BY RAPESON!!!
>Mr Mchuddington. Silence. Or make it extended detention.
<<MRGGGGHHHH CLITTY LEAKING AAAAHHHH (seething intensifies, tears + snot)
№18565604[Quote]
mpa niggerhell
№18565840[Quote]
necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead i wont take my meds meds i wont take my meds meds
№18565846[Quote]
>>18565582 (OP)Brutal no reply pill
№18565885[Quote]
Made me laugh AWARD
№18565906[Quote]
the so-called "gemmy soyquotes" soicacas want all over the 'log
№18565916[Quote]
geg
№18565988[Quote]
geg
№18566040[Quote]
this happened to me but i was the teacher