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You have to start faggotmaxxing - start getting your fucking hair done by an actual skilled stylist instead of rocking the bowl cut hair o algo, dye your eyebrows the same color as your hair with henna packs, brush your fucking teeth, WASH YOURSELF DAILY, hair and body, use sunscreen, start sleeping at normal fucking hours instead of gooning to lolis on nhentai all night, it helps with your sclera not looking like you did a fucking line. Now for even more hot takes - use mascara for your eyelashes nigga, it helps give you the pop for your eye area on your face, for eyebags - sleep is important, but you can also find good blemish creams to hide them, but find the one that fits your skin to e, start exfoliating your skin on the face with acid masks that you can find in every women type store like fucking rossmann for all you EVRQGQDS. EAT WELL INSTEAD OF BULLSHIT AND GO HITTING GYM, no amount of looksmaxxing will help you if you are a fat cunt brah. Thanks for reading my tips for ascending from subhuman to at least MTN. It is hard to ascend, but would you rather be an unloved chud, or a PSL GQD?

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shoving bbc dildos up your ass and taking tranny hormones is straighter than dis

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If the blackpill was still esoteric knowledge and not distilled garbage for goyim cattle last men then I would do this

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The correct word is looksmaxxing, but yes. I support this
Soyniggers should stop being pathetic furniggers.

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>18556666
Nice wuad, also GIGA MEDS

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>>18556704
So you don't go to the gym because its a normie thing?

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>>18556721
I work out at home

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>I work out at home

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>>18556759
That shit doesn't work. Just go to the gym.

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Just eat raw primal nigga

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>You have to start faggotmaxxing - start getting your fucking hair done by an actual skilled stylist instead of rocking the bowl cut hair o algo, dye your eyebrows the same color as your hair with henna packs, brush your fucking teeth, WASH YOURSELF DAILY, hair and body, use sunscreen, start sleeping at normal fucking hours instead of gooning to lolis on nhentai all night, it helps with your sclera not looking like you did a fucking line. Now for even more hot takes - use mascara for your eyelashes nigga, it helps give you the pop for your eye area on your face, for eyebags - sleep is important, but you can also find good blemish creams to hide them, but find the one that fits your skin to e, start exfoliating your skin on the face with acid masks that you can find in every women type store like fucking rossmann for all you EVRQGQDS. EAT WELL INSTEAD OF BULLSHIT AND GO HITTING GYM, no amount of looksmaxxing will help you if you are a fat cunt brah. Thanks for reading my tips for ascending from subhuman to at least MTN. It is hard to ascend, but would you rather be an unloved chud, or a PSL GQD?

 â„–18556832[Quote]

idk how to feel about this
on one hand doing all of this will just make you hit your ceiling and you wont have a gf or friends or whatever
on the other hand, being ugly just makes your life objectively worse due to the halo effect and you should strive to reach your ceiling

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>>18556640 (OP)
no need for this just take care of yourself and eat healthy

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>>18556842
Meds nigga

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>idk how to feel about this
>on one hand doing all of this will just make you hit your ceiling and you wont have a gf or friends or whatever
>on the other hand, being ugly just makes your life objectively worse due to the halo effect and you should strive to reach your ceiling



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