>be me>fag with a butt plug and no lube>find bottle of sunflower oil in the kitchen>fuck it, oil is oil>actually works surprisingly well>better than the actual cooling lube i had before>have the time of my life>shower afterwards>still greas

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Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 20:22:01 №18538725 [Quote]

>be me
>fag with a butt plug and no lube
>find bottle of sunflower oil in the kitchen
>fuck it, oil is oil
>actually works surprisingly well
>better than the actual cooling lube i had before
>have the time of my life
>shower afterwards
>still greasy
>shower AGAIN
>STILL GREASY
>realize i smell faintly like fucking sunflower oil
>ohgod.jpg
>then i fart
>ACTUAL FUCKING OIL COMES OUT OF MY ASS
>WHAT THE FUCK
if anyone asks why i smell like cooking oil i'm going to kill myself
anon how the FUCK do i get this shit out

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 20:22:50 №18538737 [Quote]

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>>be me
>>fag with a butt plug and no lube
>>find bottle of sunflower oil in the kitchen
>>fuck it, oil is oil
>>actually works surprisingly well
>>better than the actual cooling lube i had before
>>have the time of my life
>>shower afterwards
>>still greasy
>>shower AGAIN
>>STILL GREASY
>>realize i smell faintly like fucking sunflower oil
>>ohgod.jpg
>>then i fart
>>ACTUAL FUCKING OIL COMES OUT OF MY ASS
>>WHAT THE FUCK
>if anyone asks why i smell like cooking oil i'm going to kill myself
>anon how the FUCK do i get this shit out

Chud 10/19/26 (Mon) 20:23:07 №18538744 [Quote]

>>18538725 (OP)
Use soap, retard.