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What's the least painful way I could kill myself? I live in the EU so I unfortunately can't shoot myself. I need a quick painless way to die and I need it now

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top of a building i would think.

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Beheading

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>>18530423
There are no big buildings in my town

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Please reconsider there has to be a better option. Litteraly anything is better then destroying yourself

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>>18530434
I'm pretty sure I deserve to die

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>>18530433
yikes
i would say just OD but that usually doesnt work unless you have something really strong.

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>>18530433
Jump in front of a train, don't do it though. Life sucks sometimes but without you it will suck a whole lot more.

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>but without you it will suck a whole lot more.
we need more of DIS sharty….

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>>18530418 (OP)
auto erotic asphyxiation. Try to cum before you run out of oxygen and die. Whatever happens first you win!

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>>18530455
Unfortunately there are no trains in my area either

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>>18530440
Every human deserves to die yet God gave us another chance.

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OP PLEASE DONT LISTEN TO ANY OF THESE HORRIBLE SUBHUMAN NIGGERS GIVING YOU "ADVICE", NEVER KILL YOURSELF
WHAT ARE YOUR PROBLEMS, I WILL HELP YOU WITH ALL OF THEM.

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Unironically jumping out of a bridge head in

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Don't do that
ACKing is for troons so it's coal
Sometimes life gets rough but stay strong or something

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climb a tree high enough and hang yourself so your neck snaps before you can suffocate

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>>18530487
My problems are that I'm a whiny ugly little faggot and I need to kill myself. I got really pissed off earlier today and I smashed my head against the wall until I bled. I just get pissed off so easily and I am just so impulsive and do stupid shit.

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>>18530501
Were you the one posting a bunch of BBC related threads not long ago

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>>18530487
>>18530496
Omg just shut up

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>>18530472
>No tall buildings
>No trains
Where the fuck do you live? Also you can just travel somewhere with tall buildings and trains, why do you care?

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>>18530501
You're clearly too retarded to even formulate a plan to kill yourself, therefore you are not serious. Calm down, go drink some tea, and think all of this through instead of being a selfish little fuck.

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>>18530509
SHUT UP DEMON

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>>18530418 (OP)
DAS RITE DO IT YTBOI

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OP if you can't even come up with plans to kill yourself…

You should NOT kill yourself.

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Just go outside and wait for some mudslime to stab you

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>>18530512
You're right. I do be retarded. I used to go to special class back in school and I didn't get graded cause the teachers knew I was too retarded so I didn't even get any homework. I'm not serious about killing myself because I'm chicken shit and not brave enough to actually go through with it and kill myself.

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Don't kill your self……..you can always take estrogen and please real men

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Suicide is for the brave and I'm not brave

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>>18530525
>pls pls worship my brown jew who died on a stick

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>>18530528
Well then can i help you improve yourself so you can love yourself more?

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>>18530530
Shut up demon

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Carmen Monoxide poisoning might do it

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>>18530528
You need to just take it easy and rethink your life. Maybe even blogpost about it.

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>>18530533
Most of my problems come from the fact that I was born wrong so there's not much I can do about it anyway.

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That one image from sasu of gas tank I think. Though you will most likely fuck it up so better jump off something very high like an incredibly tall building or a mountain. Or maybe just wait until natural causes get you

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Helium poisoning

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>>18530548
Well then i suggest you look into things that'll make life more enjoyable for you. Get a hobby for example. Instruments are a really good one and maybe martial arts or gym or all of the above. Or just go for walks in pretty places to enjoy Gods creation. I hope you feel better

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go to sanctioned suicide, nophono will help you on shiddie

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tie a rope

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Guys can you please stop giving op actual methods like fΓΌdist jartycucks and instead try to help him?

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suicide by a cop

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>What's the least painful way I could kill myself? I live in the EU so I unfortunately can't shoot myself. I need a quick painless way to die and I need it now

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>>18530591
Well he already said that there isn't really helping for him. I have been in OP's position and those "dont kys because god o algo" don't work. Although I do hope that OP is just attention whoring or would be to afraid to actually kill himself

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>>18530591
Can't you jump from a bridge? Or overdose? You don't need s really tall building to smash your brain, just jump on your head

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>>18530576
Old cartoons convinced me to not kill myself

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>>>18530576
>Old cartoons convinced me to not kill myself

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>>18530608
Well i am trying to give him actual advice.

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>>18530621
Old cartoons aren't soyboy shit because they made fun of niggers

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>>18530576
Op read this

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>>18530576
Thanks for the advice and for being nice to me despite the fact that I am being a whiny little faggot

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>>18530638
o so santioned suicice, people there will help hou unlike soyteens

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go to*

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>>18530541
You will take girl juice

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>>18530638
don't dodis, they can give you advice that can actually help you kill yourself and get over fear just whine here

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>>18530645
>shilling for a datamining website made by a real life slopjak

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Hey OP have you played any good games lately? I feel like consuming actually goood, thoughtful media keeps these kinds of thoughts away

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>>18530645
No cause they want my email if I wanna sign up and I'm not doing that

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>>18530674
use burner

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>>18530669
I don't play much video games cause I get too pissed off when playing them and keep failing.

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>Hey OP have you played any good games lately? I feel like consuming actually goood, thoughtful media keeps these kinds of thoughts away

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>>18530680
Most games have difficulty settings just stop being a SLF and lower it if a game is truly kicking your ass, or look up guides if it is a knowledge gap issue (Don't be a SLF there is nothing wrong with using guides when you need to)

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>>18530638
Of course. Dont look so down on yourself or you wont improve. Especially if you dont have a lot of control over how you act. If you need more advice ask me but do so soon because im gonna sleep soon

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>>18530680
This isn't your attention whoring hugbox thread either kill yourself or fuck off

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>>18530708
Why so mad, nuzoi?

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>>18530708
'gated
>NOOOOO STOP ATTENTIONWHORING I NEED TO BUMO MORE TRANNH RACEBAIT THREADS

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>>18530717
tranny racebait is more interesting than some incel chud faggot

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>>18530738
You can just hide thread and DNI though

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>>18530708
Sorry. You guys can stop replying to the thread. I'm not gonna kill myself anyway.

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>>18530760
Why are you raping this thread out of any of them? I wanted to actually talk more to op

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OP ignore everyone else trying to gem up this thread, it's just crabs in a bucket. You need to find some shit to keep yourself sane, that is all.

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>>18530847
Ack tranny ack

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I'm not gonna kill myself I'll be fine guys stop replying to this thread

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>>18530856
Attention whore

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>>18530866
I know. I made the thread cause I got really pissed off earlier today I'm sorry

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>>18530856
I was just making sure
It is my duty as a moralGOD

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this will be my last reply fuck all the clittyleaking faggots in this thread encouraging you to kill yourself its borderline failtroll behavior
if you gemmed up the thread thats fair enough tho

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>>18530891
I used to be one but not anymore

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Nitrogen gas cylinder will do. It'll make you sleep nice and forever

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>>18530894
no one cares fuck off

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