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 ā„–18529464[Quote]

All of this femgoy bullshit on the 'log is making me remember my past, so i'm going to tell you all a story. (Keep in mind this is coming from the perspective of an Amerimutt foid, and know that I no longer hold the beliefs found within this story.)

Long before I was on here, when I was an 'eenager, I knew this femboy faggot who hailed from France of all places. I met him at the pool near my house through another friend who I dont talk to anymore because he was a rapebrained neckbeard who wanted to fuck me in his shower.

This frognigger had no right being as handsome as he was. He had glasses, freckles, blue eyes, blonde hair; he was Aryan as fuck despite having gay genetics. He was basically Nate IRL done right. Deep down I wished he wasn't so flamboyant though.

We fell in love, but I couldn't officially pursue him because something felt off. Later on I would thank myself for this gut feeling. However, this didn't stop me from making a slew of mistakes.

I ended up doing deranged shit for him that looking back on I should've 100% killed myself for. He would visit me during the night, and I let this retard wear my skirts and use my toys. This ended in him stealing my fucking vibrator, I still hate him for that.

The entire reason I stopped talking to him is even more retarded. One day while we were at that same pool area, he mentioned unironically thinking George Bush did 9/11. Prior to this, I went through his phone out of curiosity during one of the nights that he was over, specifically through his 'cord, and he called me a "COVID-tard" to one of his friends.
^"the goth is a covidtard"
He pretended to have zero knowledge of this.

This ultimately started my distrust towards him. The 9/11 statement was the last straw. I told him to never talk to me again because I viewed him as schizophrenic.

Fast forward to a little over a year later, he sent me a letter in the mail saying he moved back into the area from nophonoland and had OUTRIGHT TRANSITIONED. He went on to say that his new name was Scarlet, to call him Scar for short, and that his new pronouns were she/it.
<Sheeeeeeeee/it.
It was the geggiest shit to ever touch paper and envelope and I showed it to everyone I knew. He even wrote his socials down having expected me to contact him.

I didn't write him back or pursue his requests, that would've been another mistake. I was too busy seething over the idea that he was still around, throwing his good looks away in favor of shooting up estrogen DIY garbage like a fucking drug addict because the internet had long since EPI mindraped him to do so. I'm just glad I was able to escape a similar fate, and it's all thanks to (You).

I might post the letter (ripped of metadata and with censored names obviously) if it's shit everybaldi cares fan about. Overall thank you for reading my bullshit blogpost. I still hope this faggot dies.

Moral of the story: roundhouse kick femboy niggers in their worthless throats.

 ā„–18529476[Quote]

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>All of this femgoy bullshit on the 'log is making me remember my past, so i'm going to tell you all a story. (Keep in mind this is coming from the perspective of an Amerimutt foid, and know that I no longer hold the beliefs found within this story.)
>
>Long before I was on here, when I was an 'eenager, I knew this femboy faggot who hailed from France of all places. I met him at the pool near my house through another friend who I dont talk to anymore because he was a rapebrained neckbeard who wanted to fuck me in his shower.
>
>This frognigger had no right being as handsome as he was. He had glasses, freckles, blue eyes, blonde hair; he was Aryan as fuck despite having gay genetics. He was basically Nate IRL done right. Deep down I wished he wasn't so flamboyant though.
>
>We fell in love, but I couldn't officially pursue him because something felt off. Later on I would thank myself for this gut feeling. However, this didn't stop me from making a slew of mistakes.
>
>I ended up doing deranged shit for him that looking back on I should've 100% killed myself for. He would visit me during the night, and I let this retard wear my skirts and use my toys. This ended in him stealing my fucking vibrator, I still hate him for that.
>
>The entire reason I stopped talking to him is even more retarded. One day while we were at that same pool area, he mentioned unironically thinking George Bush did 9/11. Prior to this, I went through his phone out of curiosity during one of the nights that he was over, specifically through his 'cord, and he called me a "COVID-tard" to one of his friends.
>^"the goth is a covidtard"
>He pretended to have zero knowledge of this.
>
>This ultimately started my distrust towards him. The 9/11 statement was the last straw. I told him to never talk to me again because I viewed him as schizophrenic.
>
>Fast forward to a little over a year later, he sent me a letter in the mail saying he moved back into the area from nophonoland and had OUTRIGHT TRANSITIONED. He went on to say that his new name was Scarlet, to call him Scar for short, and that his new pronouns were she/it.
><Sheeeeeeeee/it.
>It was the geggiest shit to ever touch paper and envelope and I showed it to everyone I knew. He even wrote his socials down having expected me to contact him.
>
>I didn't write him back or pursue his requests, that would've been another mistake. I was too busy seething over the idea that he was still around, throwing his good looks away in favor of shooting up estrogen DIY garbage like a fucking drug addict because the internet had long since EPI mindraped him to do so. I'm just glad I was able to escape a similar fate, and it's all thanks to (You).
>
>I might post the letter (ripped of metadata and with censored names obviously) if it's shit everybaldi cares fan about. Overall thank you for reading my bullshit blogpost. I still hope this faggot dies.
>
>Moral of the story: roundhouse kick femboy niggers in their worthless throats.

 ā„–18529482[Quote]

cool pasta I'm not reading that but that image is funny

 ā„–18529492[Quote]

geg! i wanna fuck the female neutralplier

 ā„–18529514[Quote]

>>18529482
Thank you for your time lazy nigger.

 ā„–18529579[Quote]

Gemmy

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>>18529492
Oyy the hunkies are waking vp

 ā„–18529596[Quote]

what could have you possibly done back then to make you think you should've killed yourself

 ā„–18529612[Quote]

>>18529585
yes i am a hunk of meat why you sayin dat doe

 ā„–18529618[Quote]

I stopped reading this abysall sulfur halfway through end your life sodameit

 ā„–18529622[Quote]

>>18529596
I explained right after making that statement why I should've. It was some of the cringiest, textbook example whore type shit I'll never live down in my mind.

 ā„–18529626[Quote]

You should go and untroon him
Also itoddler

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>>18529622
Fuck i might be retarded

 ā„–18529644[Quote]

>>18529464 (OP)
>foid envying an effeminate man as potential competition
straight
>foid angry about surface level conspiracy theories nobaldi dislikes
…r-real?

 ā„–18529657[Quote]

Was your friend called "Ernest Khalimov"?

 ā„–18529666[Quote]

>>18529464 (OP)
TLDR: I’M A SHARTY FOID, GUYS REALLY I AM! LOOK AT ALL THIS SHARTY LINGO I’M USING. ATTENTION PLEASE???

 ā„–18529676[Quote]

>>18529666
op is a foid? geg she didn't say it anywhere in the story so I assumed she was a femgoy

 ā„–18529691[Quote]

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>>TLDR: I’M A SHARTY FOID, GUYS REALLY I AM! LOOK AT ALL THIS SHARTY LINGO I’M USING. ATTENTION PLEASE???

shut up nigger

 ā„–18529703[Quote]

>>18529626
How would one go about doing that? He has conservative beliefs but he's still a tranny, it's not going to be easy. He was closeted last I remember so maybe I could parentnvke at most.
>>18529644
GEG
>>18529657
He is what I'd consider to be the antigiga. Kind of like the antichrist but I'm mostly surprised he wasn't also christpilled.

 ā„–18529719[Quote]

>>18529703
He's the surface level chud who hsn't circled back to thinking chritianity is le good

 ā„–18529722[Quote]

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>blogposting on the 'log

 ā„–18529727[Quote]

>>18529722
This is very keyed actually

 ā„–18529780[Quote]

good read

 ā„–18529787[Quote]

liberal foid couldnt handle a fash femboy

 ā„–18529794[Quote]

>>18529787
foids are such pussies i wonder why

 ā„–18529804[Quote]

he was based
roundhouse kick foids

 ā„–18529947[Quote]

vp

 ā„–18529976[Quote]

There are zero foids on the shardee, this story is fake, and OP is homosexual

 ā„–18530019[Quote]

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>goth
>imageboard using foid

 ā„–18530026[Quote]

>>18530019
aryan beast



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