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Zellig if they ate their own poop

 â„–18511433[Quote]

do not approve

 â„–18511442[Quote]

yo…

 â„–18511466[Quote]

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EVERY SINGLE DETAIL about Coco is a BBC/BNWO dogwhistle, and I mean EVERY detail.

>her name is COCO

>CO-CO
>the same two letters repeated twice
>CO is the chemical symbol for cobalt
>atomic number 27
>27 + 27 = 54
>5 + 4 = 9
>you really think this is a coincidence?
>born in SOUTH AFRICA
>not just Africa
>SOUTH AFRICA
>the literal RAINBOW NATION
>why would a DUTCH cartoon specifically need a character from SOUTH AFRICA?
>she has BLONDE HAIR
>the most obvious possible choice for racial contrast
>her eyes are BROWN
>blonde hair, brown eyes
>notice the juxtaposition?
>her usual outfit is YELLOW and BEIGE
>later she wears GREEN and YELLOW
>GREEN = GO
>YELLOW = CAUTION
>the symbolism is practically screaming at you
>she supports the SPRINGBOKS
>a SOUTH AFRICAN rugby team
>rugby is played by FIFTEEN MEN per team
>FIFTEEN
>all running toward the same objective
>collective action
>literally BNWO symbolism
>she plays the DRUMS
>the instrument responsible for setting the RHYTHM
>subconscious rhythmic conditioning
>she wears a YELLOW PENDANT
>the pendant contains a photograph of her PARENTS
>the entire FAMILY STRUCTURE reduced to an ornament
>right in front of your eyes
>her surname is POTGIETER
>an AFRIKAANS surname
>her adopted surname is SCHOPPENBOER
>she literally has TWO identities
>she uses a FLIP PHONE
>and WINDOWS 98
>98
>9 + 8 = 17
>1 + 7 = 8
>an 8 turned sideways is INFINITY
>INFINITE BNWO
>she's supposedly "computer illiterate"
>convenient excuse for not leaving any digital evidence
>she's always smiling
>always friendly
>always trying to get Maya to participate
>notice how she never stops trying to bring Maya out of isolation
>TEXTBOOK RECRUITMENT BEHAVIOR
>meanwhile Mymy is obsessed with Dutch nationalism
>and Coco is her ADOPTED SISTER
>the two ideologies placed within the SAME HOUSEHOLD
>one character represents the old order
>the other represents the new
>the whole family is a metaphor
>THE ENTIRE FUCKING CARTOON IS A METAPHOR
>and the creator's name?
>STUDIO MASSA
>MASSA
>M A S S A
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>IT WAS RIGHT THERE THE ENTIRE TIME
>THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT
>you could spend six hours analyzing a SINGLE FRAME
>and still not uncover half the BBC BNWO symbolism
>but zelligfans will tell you she's just a wholesome blonde South African girl who likes rugby
>yeah fucking right
>NOTHING ABOUT THIS CHARACTER IS ACCIDENTAL
>NOT THE HAIR
>NOT THE CLOTHES
>NOT THE ACCENT
>NOT THE FUCKING WINDOWS 98 COMPUTER
>EVERY PIXEL IS A DOGWHISTLE
>EVERY LINE OF DIALOGUE IS A DOGWHISTLE
>EVERY SINGLE FRAME
>Studio Massa knew EXACTLY what he was doing
>the entire show is a subliminal BNWO recruitment operation disguised as a Dutch schoolgirl cartoon
>and you fucking zelligtroons fell for it

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 â„–18511494[Quote]

>>18511466
I wont be baited

 â„–18511500[Quote]

>>18511494
But you just fed him a reply

 â„–18511502[Quote]

>>18511500
Ok but my clitty didnt leak

 â„–18511520[Quote]

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>>18511466
you lost me at infinity dude

 â„–18511530[Quote]

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zellig if it was funny

 â„–18511535[Quote]

>>18511520
LISA WON
'ZELLEG LOST

 â„–18511538[Quote]


 â„–18511551[Quote]

>>18511487
yo wait… she kinda…. she don't look that bad yo…..

 â„–18511583[Quote]

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zellig if it had it had SOVL

 â„–18511600[Quote]

>>18511535 HERE I LOVE BBC

 â„–18511608[Quote]

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>>>18511535 HERE I LOVE BBC

 â„–18511680[Quote]

>>18511583
terrible
>>18511530
wonderful

 â„–18512292[Quote]

Bumozellig

 â„–18512314[Quote]

>>18511680
you got the reppies mixed up

 â„–18512363[Quote]

do not redeem

 â„–18512396[Quote]

>>18511466
>INFINITE BNWO
i always kek at this one



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