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 â„–18503700[Quote]

>Walkable Cities
>Bicycle Lanes
>Banning cars
>Dismantling highways
>Killing carbrains
>Bug pods
>Closed in cities
>No forests
>No suburbs
>No small communities
>Commie blocks with stores underneath
>Walkable BBCs
>Free public transportation
>No fossil fuels (even doe power grids)
>Free public scooters
>Hearing your neighbor jerk off from lack of soundproof walls
>Hearing your neighbor jerk off even with soundproof walls
>Friendly niggers everywhere
>Free needles on the ground (Heckin sweet!)
>Increased rape rates (crackas deserve it doe)
>Increased petty theft
>No way to leave
>No spare rooms
>Assigned apartments
>Glorified nanny-state landlords (but they're based and epic because WE'RE in charge now)
>No more ugly stroads
>Local bars
>Friends are all close by (and diverse neighbors too!)
>Constantly under surveillance (but at least we don't have flock cameras, chud!)
>No privacy
>Locked contractually
>Vegan food options
>Building multicultural trains
>Safe, shared living corners with communal gatherings of neighbors (because living rooms are racist)
>Re-education nights
>LGBTQ+ pride events
>Free condoms
>Coffin homes
>Unionized work places
Sounds kino actually. I don't see why you guys have such a problem with urbanism and urbanists?

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 â„–18503766[Quote]

Nobody has ever said all of those things while looking like a buff markiplier soyjak take your meds

 â„–18503783[Quote]

I do this

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>>18503766
marge, i say these things doe



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