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ADVENTURE THREAD ADVENTURE THREAD
Its 1985, Soymail is in its sixth year of operation. Already many internal dramas, splinter wars, and them and the like have been dealt with by the loyal editors and members of Soymail. However, with this new year brings new possibilities, as Chud is working on a new BBS for this association, and even a possible office in downtown, though… they are ramping up their activities.
As of now though, we're currently receiving mail. (What type of posts are we getting?)

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SECA

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An 8 inch dildo complete with a flat chastity cage and a pink skirt

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>>18503619
Interestingly, one of the boxes feels a bit heavier than usual. Looking inside, it is just some faggy sex toys and sissified fetish shit. You need to get rid of it, while the other team members sort through the mail. How do you go about doing so?

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a BWC launcher

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>>18503726
Grab the 8 inch dildo and look for the female coworker that's 5'1

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>>18503746
>>18503752
You decide to use the BWC launcher (homemade and rather crudely built) to dispose the cage and shirt. However, chud wants to use it against some "annoying whores at his main job", as there are no female workers at Soymail. Do you give it to chud or keep the dildo to be destroyed.

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>>18503849
give it to chuddie

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some nigga manages to hack soymail because the admin was retarded to leave the default password on for the adminstrator account

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>>18503849
rape chud with it

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>>18503864
>>18503870
>>18503875
>>18503883
For his work on the BBS, you decide to give Chud the dildo. He leaves for his main job. You check the BBS… only to realize SOMEONE ELSE had total access that was not one of the workers. You wish you could of just raped chud with the dildo for not telling you this, but its too late as he's already at work. What now?

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>>18503962
Rape him anyway. While he's at work. There's no cameras now, is there?

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>>18503962
realize you can't vibecode a solution because it's the 1980s so you JSID explosively with the bwc launcher

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bvmp0

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>>18504029
>>18504030
You meet chud at his workplace, tell him TO GET THE FUCK BACK HERE NOW, OR YOU'LL RAPE HIM HERE AND NOW WITH YOUR BIWISI. He obliges. Fortunately, the security camera in this alleyway has been broken for a week since the boss is too lazy to fix it, so nobody sees. You already have plans to JSID, but it's too late at this point, as some even more fedded splinter might just take your place. You head back to Soymail HQ with chud. What to do…?

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>>18504142
also theres an unmarked car parked outside soymail HQ soyteens continue the threead

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what is bbs marge

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go up

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>>18504142
kiss chud…

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>>18504299
proto-internet bulletin board system that used phone lines thatkind of that was popular in the 80s. text-only.
nuswas continue the thread

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vp

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>>18504336
You start, ironically enough, having homosexual thoughts about chud- that is until you hear a knock at the door. its them. How do you deal with the situation?

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>>18504472
ohh, gotta slip out of the building without being noticed

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>>18504472
close the door and do not fucking answer
pray to terry davis for guidance eventhough hes snca at this point in time

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>>18504505
>>18504515
You tell all the workers of SoyMail to leave through the backyard into the forrest, while you try to ignore him outside. Chud mumbles about some literal who named "terrie davis" or whatever his name is. They start escaping, while you look through the blinds at the agent, who is now in his car, taking notes. Whats the next course of action?

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>>18504606
go to his car window to talk

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>>18504606
use opsec level opera gx to 'nish him to niggerhell

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>>18504668
this is 1985 negroid

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>>18503579 (OP)
(What is soymail about? How does it work?)

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>>>18504668 (You)
>this is 1985 neg-AAAAACK

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>>18504606
well if opsec level opera gx is bad then just use an opsec machine (emp launcher) to shoot a magnetic pulse into him because they're all robots made by the government

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>>18504679
(Asking again how does soymail work in lore)

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>>18504717
just a soy e-mail website

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>>18504679
>>18504717
ignore
>>18504728
basically a underground magazine that also sends and recieves messages through mail by its subscribers, so only thing i could compare it to is kind of a mix between a amatur press association, and a underground neo nazi magazine. anyways BACK TO the thing

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>>18504801
ah I see underground press

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>>18504801
well either way to deal with a glowie yuo need to shine

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>>18504606
Call Terry Davis's glowie extermination company



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