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No
did you even watch the movies?
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fuck no, he's too cool to be a 'teen
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op is a autist
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He seems like a Pinterest man.
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>>18491977not even pinterest
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>>18491845 (OP)Rodrick heffley would be the next fried by flouride/ negative xp, who would end up going to prison for raping and killing holly's older sister
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He's an unbothered thunderchad who's too cool for this shit site. Greg on the other hand, I could probably see at least visiting the site, but he'd likely pussy out after seeing a gore gif and never touch it again.
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>>18491845 (OP)Fregley would definitely be a 'teen
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>>18492093Fregley would be an fnfpedo or branigger who's obsessed with the loudhouse, he's too much of a sperg for the sharty
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>>18492134we attract a lot of autists doebeit
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>>18492161You have to be slightly autistic and special to even start posting on this website geg
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>>18492161Fregley would be a diehard user of /co/ and write detailed sperg rants about X
I also don't believe autism exists, as that's just a categorical label dr glutenberg uses as an excuse to rape you with his mind altering drugs
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Uncle Gary would be a schizoposter here
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>>18492161Even if he were a soyteen, which archetype would he be? The one who never shuts the fuck up about ongezellig/miss circle?
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>>18492230Fregley is a borderline degenerate if you read the books, so I can see him participating in a goon thread on /b/
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rodrick's a faggot he wears lipstick
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>>18492262He would probably be a namefag on the 'ru who shills troonslop, I also feel like Rowley would do the same
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He'd be one of those cool tourists that blogpost interesting stuff about his band
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>>18492273Yeah, he'd post the most niggercoal 'brim porn on /b/ and post loudcest threads on /co/
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>>18492262the /qa/nigger type
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>>18492289This is my own headcannon of the story but my theory is that greg heffley subconciously imagines rowley as a bloatmaxxed sub 5 toad to cope, there couldn't be any other reason for why all of the girls were all over him when he broke his arm
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>>18492289Rowley is too pure to be a heck in hateful chuddy, even the 'ru might be too much for him, he might like those le "heckin incomprehensible" 'tosses. He'd probably be a normalfag who only sees sharty shit thanks to offsiting niggers.
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Imagine Chirag being a /pol/ avatar fag after the invisible Chirag incident
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>>18492339he would definitely say "heckin basic human empathy o algo", but probably wouldn't interact with the sphere anymore than that
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>>18492366Chirag would be on incels.is
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>>18492366most of /pol/ is brown, so this checks out
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>>18492182Are you slightly autistic and special?
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Greg would be a 'runigger let's be honest, he'd be too much of a pussy to go on the actual site, plus he is a artfag. He'd also try to get Rowley on the site too
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Albert Sandy would be here just for /x/, and would talk about shit he found there to the other kids
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>>18492477i feel like he would use 4/x/ more doe
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Greg heffley has been shown to be sadistic, he broke rowleys arm and bragged about it because he thought it would get him pussy
I don't think greg heffley would turn away from the sharty due to gore
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>>18492477Chairg Gupta would post threads that would just get supersaged to an oblivion.
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What about patty, gregs bully, what would she do or be?
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>>18492489he's sadistic, but he also is a huge coward who gets scared of vegetables in vinegar, gore would scare the shit out of him
either that or he would have a marsey pfp on xitter
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manny somehow buys the site and becomes either the worst or best admin the site has ever seen
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What about Bill from Rodricks band? He gives 8cuck oldfag vibes.
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>>18492573never went there, can't confirm or deny
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>>18492540Could greg heffley ever become a mass shooter?
He's done manifesto tier monologues like this one for example
>Fun? That's the exact opposite of fun.
>This entire year has been terrible and nobody even cares
>My family, my best friend
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Rowley would be made fun of for moralfagging
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>>18492606Rowley is too christpilled for the sharty
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>>18492606If Rowley ever became part of the 'sphere, he'd be a swinnycuck
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>>18492134Xe would be on the βru or schlog doe
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School shooter archetype
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>>18492612actually no, maybe in spirit but cabin fever says his family doesn't go to church that often, they're probably nominal
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Greg self-inserting as Nate and imagining Rowley as Hunky
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he has sex with too many women
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Or chirag would be a member of r/southasian masculinity and have an obsession with blonde, blue eyed women
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>>18492649His threads woukd just get ignored.
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>>18492667he is monster cat spammer
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>>18492667Claim to be EFL while clearly not knowing shit about English.
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I can't tell if greg would hate soytan or not
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>>18492690He would love soytan and probably goon to her. Greg would definitely be a gooner.
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Greg heffley is caleb vasquez
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>>18492710in the first movie he is too young but in the later movies i can see it
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>>18492710This, Greg probably does it to his fantasies about Holly, he just doesn't mention in it his logs
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>>18492710He'd pretend to hate her to save face around other 'teens, but he would desperately want to have an irl soytan as a girlfriend
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What site do you guys think Bryce Anderson would use? He seems like an TikTok or (((jewtube))) kinda guy.
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>>18492732Greg heffley would get brutally rejected by holly and then he would brandon clark her
Holly would end up like bianca devins
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>>18492732he probably doesn't want to write down everything unlike
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He would hang himself for being made fun of for being a FAGGOT BITCH
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>>18492751Goytok all the way, maybe even a 'gramnigger too
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>>18492751Instagram or Youtube, maybe iFunny if this is the early 2010s
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>>18492741Greg gives R9K vibes
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>>18492776Greg lowkey is Elliot Rodger in a lot of ways
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>>18492770He seems like he'd do shitty pranks in target. I think Holly Hills would be a snowbunny.
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No but Chirag Gupta would
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Somephono should write an LLB where greg is a 'teen, too many troons have been infesting doawk, to where we literally have fan books about greg being a heckin valid xista
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>>18492781After greg heffley is not only kicked out of the debate club and lifemogged by rodrick during the house party, greg would form his own club, the mens rights club, the incel liberation front club
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>>18492814it would probably be a telegram group chat
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>>18492831Untill greg heffleys mom checks his phone and he gets thrown into the psych ward
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>>18492840this actually happened to vazquez
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>>18492845seriously watch the dire trip vidrel
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>>18492814Bryce Anderson and his goons would join to troll it by sending Xitter and insta gifs. But Greg is too much of a trucel to be flustered and retaliates with hypergamy charts.
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>>18492845I had the exact same experience as vasquez, I luckily managed to avoid the psychward and prison all together somehow
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>>18492859What did you have on your phone
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I am kind of like caleb vasquez, I read his manifesto and we even sperg rant the same
it's weird
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can someone make an LLB about greg using the sharty
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Alex Aruda would participate in vnc raids
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We both have some ugly ass tranny looking women who cosplayed for us but we both still considered ourselves incels anyway
Why is there so many similarities between me and caleb vasquez?
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>>18492886His manifesto is unironically so dogshit, I can tell exactly which sources he gets his information from, also Cain simps for Juche for some reason in his section, no idea away
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>>18492901this, there are way too many troons and faggots making LLBs
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>>18492913I mean he is kind of right on mexicans, they are just blacks but slightly less black
He died thinking he pulled some blue eyed goddess who looked like mymy and it was just a fat and ugly bitch who looks like ash trevino
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>>18492946>>18492901>>18492911Be the change you wanna see or something
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>>18492954be a mangione, not a breivik
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>>18492913I can never read manifestos from them it takes away from their work id say. Especially shitty ones.
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>>18492954i can story tell but im too busy right now
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>>18492946somehow there's also a shitton of pooners into it as well
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>>18492892I don't know how to save myself, tcc foids are so fucking ugly but so loyal at the same time
She is so ugly it's insane, I cannot believe it, I cannot believe the best me and caleb can never muster are fat women
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*ever*
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>>18493001its rather trannies or pooners who ruin anything mostly made up by men
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>>18493048wimpy kid fan stories
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>>18493048It just means fan made wimpy kid comic/story
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>>18493058Did you see the one where greg heffley became a serial killer and had a stand off against the cops at the end of the story
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>>18493076yes i even read NNN
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>>18493048stands for "look-like book" basically fanmade stories
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>>18493084What does it stand for? I forgot the name of it because I haven't read it in a while
The best part of it was when he smothered manny to death with a pillow in my opinion
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>>18493096no nut november
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>>18493084The troons and poons making up the fanbase always dilate about the actually funny stories, because they are heckin slowburn a24 masterpieces like "greg takes the trans potion" or "rodrick has a gay boyfriend" (real stories btw)
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Chairg would absolutely be a Rusubhuman who suffers from extreme seethouts and insane amounts of clitty leakages about being muh heckin arian saar
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>>18493104Have you ever read diary of a wimpy kid: forbidden love
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Also dysfunctional perspective fucking sucks shit
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>>18491845 (OP)No but his dad probably would. Isn't Frank Heffley obsessed with Confederacy or something? Hed probably be a /pol/ namefag
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>>18493124He's obsessed with the Civil war but he likes the Union (in the 3rd movie he goes to a civil war reenactment event as a union soldier)
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>>18493124his dad would be an oldfag on the 'cuck
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>>18493112>warning spoilers NNN is different because the mom
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>>18493121You should be glad you've never seen it, that shit was one of the most disgusting things i've ever read
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>>18493136Yeah I've read that one
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>>1849311225 years later is troonslop
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>>18493151is that the one where he becomes gay
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>>18493131frank is a schizo doe
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>>18493159Yeah he's closeted doe iirc
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rowley would use normie social media and at most go on the 'ru
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>>18493172we would become a gegBVLL on the 'ru
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>>18491845 (OP)I am trans btw op here i am trans btw op here i am trans btw op her ei am trans byw op here i trans btw trans i am the op op here i trans btw am I am trans
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>>18493179i'm a brown lutherbro
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frank would probably be one of the only people still using something awful
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>>18493173It's crazy how delusional they are. Troons rot fanbases from the inside out while pooners scare any newfags off with their degeneracy, keeping new life from being breathed into a dnb fandom
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>>18493200he would still be paying the $10 dollars every time he gets banned
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>>18493200Susan wondering wtf Frank is using his SA money for
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>>18493200i can see this, only oldfag fathers use sa now
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>>18493211Susan is where my hatred for women stems from btw she's such a controlling whore
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>>18493217only 5 rich saudifags
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iirc the creator of something awful acked who runs it now
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>>18493112Trannies are really trying to claim spiderman as their own now, even when stan lee said a gay spiderman could just never work
Trannies are not some rogue modern day societal trailblazers, they're just a group of physically and mentally pathetic people who leech off welfare because of "muh depression" How could that ever be comparable to spiderman who pushes the message of using his power for the greater good, to have responsibilities of saving the people,
Spiderman teaches a boy about sacrifice and protecting those who you love, which are traits of what it is to be masculine
A tranny and spiderman are different in virtue, one is a degenerate leech, the other fights and protects society from moral gangrene
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>>18493229I don't know but the site was sold before he acked
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>>18493243make accounts free god damn it
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>>18493253No it makes me lots of money