>Look how proud i am of not touching my peniserino!>I went 2 whole days without cumming, arent i so special?>How often do i jerk off? well ummm... I SAID NEVER GOON SO LIKE TOTALLY NEVER!

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Never goon is kinda cringe (probably cloeseted gooners) Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 21:53:51 №18487477 [View All][1][2][3][Quote]

>Look how proud i am of not touching my peniserino!
>I went 2 whole days without cumming, arent i so special?
>How often do i jerk off? well ummm… I SAID NEVER GOON SO LIKE TOTALLY NEVER!

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Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:48:37 №18488299 [Quote]

>>18488278
Fuck off normie chud incel faggot
Trans rights
Always goon

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:48:55 №18488309 [Quote]

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>never gooning because troll and 6 7 are my very best friends

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:49:06 №18488315 [Quote]

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>>18488299
>being anti-troon but pro-goon

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:49:22 №18488322 [Quote]

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>never gooning because this thread makes me sad

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:49:53 №18488339 [Quote]

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>never gooning because the aliens told me to

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:49:54 №18488340 [Quote]

media pending approval and it never ends

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:49:56 №18488343 [Quote]

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Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:50:47 №18488361 [Quote]

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>never gooning because you're old

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:51:18 №18488373 [Quote]

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>never gooning because they told me it would increase my wizard status

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:51:20 №18488377 [Quote]

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>>18488361
>dying at the age of 88 because you gooned too hard

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:51:51 №18488391 [Quote]

>>18488028
>masturbating to the thought of masturbating

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:52:00 №18488396 [Quote]

>ejaculating to a foid when she is 18 but having been edging to her for a long undisclosed amount of time

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:52:05 №18488399 [Quote]

>>18488373
actually gooning decreases the chances of you becoming a wizard because foids don't like people who goon

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:52:17 №18488406 [Quote]

>>18488399
not becoming a wizard* I meant

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:52:20 №18488409 [Quote]

>>18488399
Even doe foids like bbc

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:52:26 №18488411 [Quote]

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>masturbating and finally ejaculating to a 18 year old sisa but having been edging to her for a long undisclosed amount of time

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:52:39 №18488418 [Quote]

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>gooning because your cum reminds you of raw milk and that's primal

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:52:40 №18488419 [Quote]

>>18488409
well im talking if you're white

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:53:02 №18488426 [Quote]

>>18488391
I unironically do this sometimes is that gay

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:53:23 №18488435 [Quote]

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>listening to asmr porn

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:53:41 №18488443 [Quote]

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>never gooning so that i become a wizard with a white robe from the movies

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:53:57 №18488451 [Quote]

>>18487477 (OP)
What did I do? I'd spend weeks denying myself masturbation, unhealthy foods, pornography or anything else that could lower my T-levels. The goal was to have an overdrived libido, sensitive cock, and huge load to shoot. I budgeted what little I had for these sessions that took place in five star hotel rooms. I was always scouting for deals, and if I played it right, I was often able to score palatial suites for marginal rates. It was normal for me to drive several hours or even across state lines for this reason. Once at a hotel I'd always spend the first night preparing my room.

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:54:29 №18488461 [Quote]

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>>18488418
>being an aryan puritan trad chad who squirts raw milk when masturbating

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:54:29 №18488462 [Quote]

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>never gooning because it's my birthday

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:54:30 №18488463 [Quote]

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>never gooning because mexican cartel cut off your penis

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:55:03 №18488476 [Quote]

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>>>18487477 (OP)
>What did I do? I'd spend weeks denying myself masturbation, unhealthy foods, pornography or anything else that could lower my T-levels. The goal was to have an overdrived libido, sensitive cock, and huge load to shoot. I budgeted what little I had for these sessions that took place in five star hotel rooms. I was always scouting for deals, and if I played it right, I was often able to score palatial suites for marginal rates. It was normal for me to drive several hours or even across state lines for this reason. Once at a hotel I'd always spend the first night preparing my room.

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:55:16 №18488482 [Quote]

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Gooning is good for you says Garry Newman
https://web.archive.org/web/20260429015038/garry.net/posts/i-jacked-off-in-vr-twice

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:55:36 №18488485 [Quote]

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Gooning is healthy also play my game S&box

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:55:50 №18488490 [Quote]

Gooning is evil

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:56:23 №18488503 [Quote]

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>never gooning because it looks yucky

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:56:36 №18488506 [Quote]

You wanna know how large my gooning collection is?

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:56:40 №18488507 [Quote]

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>>18488463
>getting your penis cut off by the mexican cartel so you use a strap on dildo and attach it to your crotch and use a device that gives you the illusion that your stroking your real dick

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 22:56:51 №18488509 [Quote]

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